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Okay, so today we have some interesting clips of
recorder players,
and of course,
Britain's Got Talent has some sacrilegious recordings...
...of some recorder acts.
We won't say too much, but let's just get straight into it,
- shall we? - Yeah.
Hello!
- How are you? - Good.
Good to see you.
What's your name?
Recorda Boi.
Recorda Boi!
Recorda Boi!!!
- Recorda Boi!!! Yo!!! - Dude!
Dude, I love how the intro music
is talking about the flute...
But it's like...gangster music.
No one makes a song about recorders,
so they had to find a song about the flute...
Go back, I want to hear it again.
♪...taught her how to play the flute, play the flute... ♪
It's like they couldn't find a song about the recorder...
- I know! "How to play the flute..." - "How to play the flute..."
I guess I sort of got the nickname back at school,
and I kind of just sort of stuck with that, you know.
I changed it from an "er" and a "y",
to an "a" and an "i", and...
Recorda Boi...
Recorda Boi...!
Woo!
So, what do you mean?
So...so how do you spell it?
- Recorder Boy? - Well yeah it's Recorda...Recorda Boi,
so I spell it "Recor-da...
...bo-iii".
So r-o...
Yeah.
- Bro, this guy can't spell...! - He can't even spell!
R-O!!!
Dude, you're worse than me!
Do you wanna hear...
..."If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"?
Yeah, sure, go.
Go for it.
- He's not even singing in pitch. He's going... - I know. He's like...
Bro!
Come on, bro!
B R O ! ! !
I don't know if you noticed that...
I scratched my face quite hard.
That's what happens when I get frustrated.
Not one of you clapped your hands.
Absolute.
Morons.
Seriously, I'll smash every one of your faces in.
Bro. Okay, normally...
...uh, when we watch a talent show,
we're roasting the peformer, but...
This time it's the host, man.
It's like a different type of performance that...
This host is like even...
Oh, man.
Dude, I feel the Recorda Boi, he's just like...
- Dude, I feel more empathy for Recorda Boi. - ...I know, he's just like,
"Stop...stop using me for this...
- Yeah, really bad skit. - ...really weird, bad skit."
"Like come on, I just want to play on stage."
How are you?
Good.
Okay. What's your name?
Uh, my name's Oli,
but most people know me as Recorda Boi.
This poor performer, they're...
- Bro...yeah. - I know, they're just like mocking him already.
Oh, come on.
A lot of people gave up recorder at...
"Row, row, row your boat" and "Mary had a little lamb"...
I can start to see why recorder gang was pissed off,
- I know. - and they felt disrespected.
Because...
See, when we made our video,
we did it as a part of a series
- where we pay out every instrument. - Yeah.
I didn't realize you guys had to deal with
- this type of crap from mainstream TV! - I know!
Guys...
Recorder is a legit instrument.
Show some respect.
I kind of kept going and I got a nickname at school,
which was...Recorda Boi.
Well, good luck.
Is that a gold recorder?
No.
Today, we're going to do our first recorder lesson.
No instrumentalist throws their instrument case
- onto the floor. - That hurt.
Imagine if you threw a violin case.
- Dude, those are expensive. - I know.
- And they're there designed to look after the instrument. - Mm-hmm.
- If they're broken, they don't look after the instrument! - They can't! No!
- And the instrument gets broken. - Yeah.
Congratulations.
Can you...can you just imagine how awkward it must be
for everyone just in that scene, that set.
Ohh...!
- Like, how awkward. - "I'm being paid to like, act on camera,
- to look like this." - Yes.
And then I like to pretend
I'm just trying to go with the flow,
and the audience's like, "Yeah!"
Trying to like, force the vibe out.
The cringe is too powerful!
The cringe is powerful!
- It overwrites any attempt at fake—forcing a vibe! - I know!
The cringe is like, "Whoom!"
You're like, "Argh!"
And have you noticed too?
The people that are vibing
are basically just vibing to the music.
Yeah, they're not even vibing to—yeah!
That's not even to the recorder player!
Bro, ugh...
Embrace the cringe,
- Embrace the cringe! - and force the vibe.
Dude, at least that girl there is speaking truth.
- Yeah. - Her face says it all.
It's like "What am I doing here?"
She's like...
- Uh... - Ehh...
This one, like here. She's trying to force it,
she's...she's getting hit by the cringe pretty hard.
- Yeah. - And this person's level 99.
She's pro at it.
"Come at me, the power of—the cringe power."
- She's been forcing vibes from day one. - Yeah.
Actually, you know what's funny?
His stage presence is actually funny.
He's not taking himself seriously,
- he's clearly just having fun. - Yeah, yeah.
I actually cringe more, when I look at...
The judges, right?
- The judges. She makes me cringe. - Yeah, she's like...
Yeah. She's definitely, um...
Uh...
Toot-toot!
He missed it.
Toot-toot!
Okay, uh...
- Nah, keep going. - Nah. Next.
Hello!
Hi!
What's your name?
Miguel.
Miguel?
Yeah, thanks for letting me know.
- I heard it the first time. - Miguel! Miguel!
And so,
why have you come on to Britain's Got Talent?
I don't know now, because I'm so nervous.
- That's how I feel when I'm in an audition. - Yeah!
- "So what am I doing here?" - Yeah, "I'm just freaking out."
Oh my god.
Right up my street, this.
You know why?
'Cause he's playing with love.
Oh my god, they just stood up!
Oh my god!!!
♪ Despacito... ♪
Help!
- Help me! - Help!!!
- The cringe power! - Yes, Miguel!
The power of the cringe is strong!
Okay, like...
We've said this all over again, in case you're new here.
There's nothing wrong with the first piece he's played.
Dude, I think i'm in Spain.
Except I can't find the "s".
Dude, It's like...
Why did they have to go "behhh",
not good?
Oh, Despacito.
- Oh, yes. - And they all stood up.
Party!
Bro, the first piece...
- He played so much better! - So much more...
- ...nice to listen to, in my opinion. - I know.
So much more difficult, so much more impressive.
- Like the articulation was there and everything. - Yeah!
Anyone can play...
Even I can do it!
But I can't do the other thing he was playing!
- It required tonguing! - There's so much...tonguing...
Wait. What's this show?
Britain's Got Talent?
- Where's the talent part of it? - Ohh!!!
T A L E N T !
I thought it's about
T A L E N T ! ! !
- T A L E N T ! ! ! - It's just...pain!
S-pain!
S - P A I N ! ! !
I'm sad.
Yeah!!!
Y E A H ! ! ! ! !
- That was... - Talent...!
Yeah!!!
Bro, that is such an inappropriate response
- I know. - to Despacito.
He looks like he's charging into war!
I know.
Cringe power!!!
You've smashed it!
Hey Simon,
I find it strange, you buzzed.
- What have you got against the recorder? - I buzzed, because this is...
...an instrument you are forced to play at school,
hate it,
and never want to hear it again.
Dude, recorder gang's gonna come after him.
Recorder gang!
Do you hear that?
- He hates it and never wants to hear it again. - Oh my god.
I mean, obviously talent's got nothing to do
- with the agenda anymore, but... - Yeah, I know, yeah.
I wonder what the next rounds are like.
Yeah, like...
It's so like one shot gimmick.
- I know! - It's like, where do you go from here?
He probably went like...
Oh my god.
Anyway guys, I think you guys get the point.
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recorder gang, we're here with you.
- Yeah, we're on your side. - We're on your side, recorder gang!
Alright guys, please accent the like button,
and remember, if you're a musician,
true talent comes from
P R A C T I C E !
Every!
Day!
Y E A H ! ! !