(audience applauding)
- Hey, Steve.
So about a year and a half ago,
my guy friend introduced me to his guy friend.
He's really nice, he appears to be a decent guy,
but Steve, I'm attracted to him
and I wanna get to know him a little better.
However, I'm a southern girl
and I don't believe women should approach men.
How should I give him a signal?
- Oh, see, that's easy.
Women, you don't have to approach men.
You have to put something in his eye line
that interests him.
I'ma give you a prime example.
You don't have to go up, "Hey, you should take me out."
You ain't gotta do that.
You should walk up to him and just say,
"Hey, how you doin' today?"
Now, you all know each other, right?
- [Alice] Yes.
- So you already know his name? - Yes, mm-hmm.
- Like, his name is, you don't wanna say his name on tv?
Okay, don't worry, you ain't gotta.
Let's just call him Earl. - [Alice] You can say John.
- John?
- [Alice] John.
- "Hey John. How you doin' today?
Listen, I'm not tryin' to get in your business or anything,
but you're missing out on an incredible opportunity
to meet a really, really fabulous woman."
And then just walk off.
(audience applauding)
So, come here, come down here.
All right, I'm over here, all right,
show me how ya gonna do it.
I'm over here.
(Alice laughs)
Hey, Steve.
- And my name John.
(audience laughing and applauding)
- Hey, John.
- Hey, what's happenin'?
- How you 'doin?
- I'm doin' good thanks, how 'bout you?
- I'm doing great.
I just want to say you look nice today and-
- What is you all?
I didn't tell you that.
- Okay. (audience laughter)
- See, now you pushin' up on the man.
What I just told you what to say?
- You're missing out on something.
- Don't! Stop!
(Alice laughs)
(audience laughter)
You look nice today.
You ain't gotta compliment him.
- Okay. - [Steve] Go back over.
- Go back.
(audience laughter)
- Didn't I just told her what to say?
Don't be addin' nothin'.
You look nice today.
Now he knows it's directed at him.
The key is to not show no aggression towards him.
You wanna be slick about it.
All right, let's go.
(audience laughter)
- Hey John.
- Hey, what's happenin'?
Hey, Alice.
- Nothin' much. How you doin'?
- I'm doin' good. - I just came over to let you know
that you're missing one of the best women
God has ever created in his life.
Thank you.
(audience laughs and applauds)
(Alice laughs)
- See, this why you had to do it.
Did I tell her to say that?
- [Audience] No.
You're missin' one of the best women
that God ever created in this life.
You can't say that 'bout yourself.
(Alice laughs)
You ain't the greatest woman God ever created.
- [Alice] Uh huh.
(audience laughs)
[Audience Member] Tell her again Steve.
Okay, listen to me baby, listen to me.
It's very important that you specifically say this
so it's not you pushin' up on him.
- [Alice] Okay. - You can't threaten a man.
- [Alice] Okay.
- You missin' out on the best woman God ever created in the-
You might as well just tag it and go,
with your stupid behind.
All I want you to say is,
"I just thought I'd let you know
that I think you're missing out on a wonderful opportunity
to get to know a really, really fabulous woman."
And then walk off.
Just somewhere in there, like that.
- Okay.
- [Steve] Okay.
Now, I done drank so much now.
(audience laughter)
Alright, I'm ready, go 'head.
- Hey, John.
- Hey, how you doin'?
- Great.
How are you?
- [Steve] I'm doin' pretty good.
- I just wanted to let you know
that I think you're missing out on a great woman.
I can't remember what you said.
(audience laughter)
- This why you ain't got nobody.
This why you don't got nobody.
'Cause you don't listen.
- I can't remember.
I forgot what you said.
- You forgot what I said.
Okay, baby, listen to me.
Listen to me. - Uh huh.
- I want you to walk up to John.
- Yes. - And say, "John, I just thought I'd let you know
that you're missing out on an incredible opportunity
to get to know a fabulous woman."
- Right. - This the last time.
- [Alice] Okay.
- Now, John is drunk at this time.
John already drunk, 'cause he been in this club,
swishin' his drink 'round.
Aright, come on baby, let's go.
- Hey, John.
- Hey, how you doin'?
- Good. How are you?
- [Steve] Good, good, What's up?
- I just wanted to let you know that I think
you're missing out on a great opportunity
to meet a great woman.
(audience applause and cheers)
- Yeah! Yeah!
And that's how you do it.
We'll be right back.
(upbeat jazz music)