Hey guys check this out! ECHO (ECHO)
SHUT UP!
Goodbye Rocky... you were the best friend I ever had.
Yeah... wait um... who was Rocky?
Duh, my pet rock!
I can't believe we came all the way out here just to bury some stupid rock!
You just don't understand what it's like to have-
(pulls handle)
(shakes handle vigorously)
(pats himself down looking for his keys)
[Suspenseful music]
You locked your keys in the car, didn't you?
Alright. Well, it looks like we'll just have to walk to the next gas station and get help.
[Suspenseful Music]
(Ian gasps)
[More Suspenseful Music]
(Gasps even louder)
[Even More Suspenseful Music]
[Dramatic drum roll]
T-The Window ! [frantic music]
(grunting and thumping)
I told you we had fat arms!
Well, what are we gonna do now?
Oh!
[eugh]
Why do you carry a tub of butter with you?
Why would I not?
Dude that's not gonna work!
You're getting my window all buttery!
Let's just try something else!
[Lonely Western Music]
I know! If we hit the car, it'll trigger the car's onstar system, and it'll call for help!
Yes! Quick hit the car!!
(SMACK)
Oh, wait wait wait wait...
I don't have onstar...
(GROWLING)
Is that a bear?
Get away from us, you stupid bear!!
Wait, what did you just throw?
My spare keys?
YOU HAD SPARE KEYS THE WHOLE TIME!?
Oops.
That's it man. It looks like we're just gonna have to hitchhike!
Dude. No one picks up hitchhikers anymore!
Creep: Sweet. Prostitutes.
"No one picks up hitchhikers"?
Hey you boys looking to, uh...
Go all the way?
Well of course we want to go all the way.
Yeah, why would we only go halfway?
mmm
That's what I like to hear. What do you want to do?
Well...
We want to go... down south.
Hell yeah, come on in boys!
(Cheerful but menacing laughter)
so
Is this enough for you to go allllll the way?
Whoa, we get paid to do this?
Oh, so it's your first time too?
Yep!
Jackpot.
God, that is not how they show hitchiking in the movies!
Oh my god... my dad told me HE used to hitchhike!
All over the country!!
Your dad used to do that
all over the country?
(Anthony loses it) Whatever man! If you need me, I'll be sleeping!
(music)
You didn't lock your side?
Whatever! It's not like anyone broke in!
(Ian's head banging against car) YOU IDIOT!! YOU STUPID IDIOT!!
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Jackpot.