[music playing]
So I will be your understudy.
And-- so how-- do I get under you?
Do you get over me?
How do we--
I've not done it before.
Yeah, because it's not done.
And it should be because what if you--
like for instance, oh, you feel hot.
I-- do I?
Yes, do you feel OK?
Well, it's Vegas.
It's hot here.
Yeah, so you could get sick.
You could get that Vegas throat.
I've heard about that.
[clears throat] Yeah.
See, you just cleared your throat.
No, you just made me think about it.
Like something's wrong.
Yeah, because you're sick.
(LAUGHING) No.
So now we have to think about do I need an understudy
because if I--
I think, obviously, Lady Gaga should be mine and then
Meryl Streep, of course.
And then Hoda and Kathie Lee.
If Kathie Lee can't do it, you can be her understudy.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
OK, let's get back to connecting.
Let's both think of a word and then say it
at the same time on the count of three
and see if we're thinking the same thing.
Ready?
OK.
1, 2, 3.
Crazy.
Pickle.
[laughs]
[inaudible]
Crazy pickle.
That's what you were thinking?
And nut.
And nut?
[laughs]
You're giving them all you have on stage.
Yeah, no, in the show-- and I can't wait for you to see it--
I can't wait, too.
--it's all different sides of me.
And you'll see that as you go through it,
you'll see me from the beginning of my career.
And it's a lot.
It's a lot and exhausting.
Because, yes.
--giving all you have every night.
Well, you have to.
You got to be ready for that if you're
going to be my understudy.
Yeah, you know what--
See, now I'm starting to warm up to the idea.
Alright, um, so who-- what's happening?
Are you busy?
Am I interrupting something?
No, not at all.
Who's calling?
It's just snap force of habit.
Nobody's calling.
You just do that every once in a while.
Just look at the time.
Wow, who called?
Nobody called.
Let's see who that was.
No, there you have a message.
No, I don't have a message.
Seven of them.
Let's see who it was.
Oh, I don't answer the phone that's why.
Let's see if it's--
hm.
That's Linda, my sister.
Mm, I don't want to talk to her.
Keep scrolling down.
You don't know any of these people.
What about that A-Rod private number?
[laughs]
What about that?
Can we call him?
Elaine?
Let me call him.
No.
I just want to say hi.
[phone ringing]
You're not here, OK?
I don't know if he's going to pick up.
He told me he's going to work out right before I came in.
He can't work out and talk to you?
[sighs]
[phone ringing]
Sorry.
You told him.
I didn't.
So we're going to do the mirror exercise.
You know this.
You're an actor.
OK, so we just mirror each other.
OK, so-- no, you have to go--
My thing's all tight.
What's tight?
The sleeve.
You can't go up that high?
No.
[laughs]
Wow, you'd be in trouble if you got pulled over
and they say put your hands up.
Yeah.
Boo!
I was going to do that to you.
Yeah, I feel like a Gumby.
What happened there?
I get bruises during the show.
Oh.
And here was just with the microphone.
I just started bleeding.
You hit it with your--
Yep.
Wow.
Just get a little wild sometimes.
Because do you have like a bling microphone?
That's why?
Yeah, I have.
Yeah.
If you had just a plain one?
If I had a plain one, I think, yeah,
I've chipped my tooth before with the microphone.
It had nothing to do with the bling.
Do you feel like you really should go on tonight with that?
Just saying.
I am ready.
I'll be fine with this.
All right.
Welcome to my "Show Me More Show."
Today, we've got some of this.
Lifting your leg over your head like this.
[bell rings]
This--
Jimmy Kimmel was hosting, which is that good or bad for you?
Ah, I mean, it's horrible for everybody.
[laughter]
Matt Damon said some--
Ugh
--not nice--
Was he in this chair?
Right there.
Ewe.
Yeah.
[laughter]
And you're going to want to see this.
Never have I ever jammed out to a Mandy Moore song?
I most certainly have.
Totally have.
Yup, sure have.
Nope, I haven't.
Man, you don't jam out to your own song?
By default you did.
You're kidding me.
Let's go.