♪ I thought that I had Everybody on my side ♪
♪ But I went and blew it All sky high ♪
♪ And now she won’t even Spare a passing glance ♪
♪ All just because I ripped my pants ♪
♪ When big Larry came round Just to put him down ♪
♪ SpongeBob turned into a clown ♪
♪ And no girl ever wants to dance with ♪
♪ A fool who went and ripped his pants ♪
♪ I know I shouldn’t mope around I shouldn’t curse ♪
♪ But the pain feels so much worse ♪
♪ 'Cause winding up with no one is A lot less fun than a burn from the sun ♪
♪ Or sand in your buns ♪
♪ Now I learned a lesson I won’t soon forget ♪
♪ So listen and you won’t regret ♪
♪ Be true to yourself Don’t miss your chance ♪
♪ And you won’t end up like The fool who ripped his pants ♪
♪ I thought that I had Everybody on my side ♪
♪ But I went and blew it All sky high ♪
♪ And now she won’t even Spare a passing glance ♪
♪ All just because I ripped my pants ♪
♪ When big Larry came round Just to put him down ♪
♪ SpongeBob turned into a clown ♪
♪ And no girl ever wants to dance with ♪
♪ A fool who went and ripped his pants ♪
♪ I know I shouldn’t mope around I shouldn’t curse ♪
♪ But the pain feels so much worse ♪
♪ 'Cause winding up with no one is A lot less fun than a burn from the sun ♪
♪ Or sand in your buns ♪
♪ Now I learned a lesson I won’t soon forget ♪
♪ So listen and you won’t regret ♪
♪ Be true to yourself Don’t miss your chance ♪
♪ And you won’t end up like The fool who ripped his pants ♪
♪ I thought that I had Everybody on my side ♪
♪ But I went and blew it All sky high ♪
♪ And now she won’t even Spare a passing glance ♪
♪ All just because I ripped my pants ♪
♪ When big Larry came round Just to put him down ♪
♪ SpongeBob turned into a clown ♪
♪ And no girl ever wants to dance with ♪
♪ A fool who went and ripped his pants ♪
♪ I know I shouldn’t mope around I shouldn’t curse ♪
♪ But the pain feels so much worse ♪
♪ 'Cause winding up with no one is A lot less fun than a burn from the sun ♪
♪ Or sand in your buns ♪
♪ Now I learned a lesson I won’t soon forget ♪
♪ So listen and you won’t regret ♪
♪ Be true to yourself Don’t miss your chance ♪
♪ And you won’t end up like The fool who ripped his pants ♪
♪ I thought that I had Everybody on my side ♪
♪ But I went and blew it All sky high ♪
♪ And now she won’t even Spare a passing glance ♪
♪ All just because I ripped my pants ♪
♪ When big Larry came round Just to put him down ♪
♪ SpongeBob turned into a clown ♪
♪ And no girl ever wants to dance with ♪
♪ A fool who went and ripped his pants ♪
♪ I know I shouldn’t mope around I shouldn’t curse ♪
♪ But the pain feels so much worse ♪
♪ 'Cause winding up with no one is A lot less fun than a burn from the sun ♪
♪ Or sand in your buns ♪
♪ Now I learned a lesson I won’t soon forget ♪
♪ So listen and you won’t regret ♪
♪ Be true to yourself Don’t miss your chance ♪
♪ And you won’t end up like The fool who ripped his pants ♪
[singing backwards]