Listen, I need you guys' help.
Mmh... You need professional help.
I mean, selling Rex...
Doesn't that make me a terrible friend?
Man, I'd sell you for half a sandwich!
Even tuna.
Full boat. Jacks over queens.
I win.
- Boo! - Come on, man!
Aw, don't hate me 'cause I'm lucky and pretty.
Then can we hate you 'cause you're conceited and untalented?
Hey, Tori, maybe you should play a woman who loves to make out
with two-foot-tall guys who happen to be me.
[laughs]
Is that what you wanted?
- Rex? - Take me home.
He hung up.
Man, nobody's going to drive into this neighborhood at night.
Hey! Batman would!
Do you have Batman's phone number?
- No. - Then how are we gonna call Batman?
- We're not. - No, we're not!
Status report.
Will you please read the next line?
I don't want to help you rehearse.
I made you oatmeal this morning.
I wanted a steak sandwich.
- Let's just tell her. - No.
- Yes. - I think we should tell her.
Why don't we just drive her out to the desert and drop her off?
- Rex! - She knows too much.
So, what kind of movie are we going to make?
I don't know, I was thinking something maybe intense, scary.
Like Jade? [laughs]
Oh!
You knocked him unconscious!
Oh! School guidance counselors are bad news!
Trying to get all up in young people's heads.
He helped me get over a lot of my emotional problems.
Nah, you're still a mess.
Will you guys be cool?
Him? Be cool?
[laughs]
You're a demon!
I'm going to get changed. Will you watch Rex for me?
Why can't you just take Rex with you?
Because I don't like to change in front of him. He... makes jokes.
[laughs] Yeah, I do.
All right, you guys.
We knew we had to be great, now we have to be perfect.
We're not gonna disappoint Sofia Michelle.
And you're sure you want Robbie in this play?
- I'm good! - At what?
So... how you feeling?
Not good. I have a sharp pain in my lower abdomen.
Rob, Rob.
- Rob, listen. - What?
I don't care.
So, the first idea I came up with is we call it...
a "prome"!
Right?
That's really stupid.
Yeah, "prome", you're a genius.
Now get on with it. I had a burrito for lunch.
Robbie. Robbie, wake up.
I'm not a tissue!
- Where is everyone? - Class is over.
You slept through it.
You didn't miss nothing.
People say the Pear Phone XT might come out next month.
They announced it?
No, but they're supposed to tell us this week
when they're going to make the announcement.
So you're waiting for the announcement of the announcement?
Girl, you're better than that.
It snowed? In Los Angeles?!
I told you global warming was bogus.
Stop watching Fox News.
No, it's fair and balanced!
I was hoping we could be more than friends.
Hmm? Hmm?
Ugh, it's so gross how he's always hitting on every girl.
I've never hit on you.
What's that supposed to mean?
- You want to read it? - Yes.
It says, "Robbie will never be loved by a woman."
What? That's not true.
The cookie has spoken.
All right. Now, it's time for...
Bad news.
They found out coconut juice makes your hair fall out?
[laughs]
No.
So Robbie, Cat's been telling me you've been having some pretty bad nightmares.
I'm not crazy.
Oh, yes, he is.
Every morning he puts on his left sock, then his left shoe,
then his right sock, then his right shoe.
So?
Any mentally stable person puts on a sock and a sock,
then a shoe and a shoe.
- Leave me alone! - Robbie.
I think it'd be better if I could talk to you by yourself first.
What? Without Rex?
I don't care. I need a nap.
Like last week. I did a report about the library being painted.
Boring!
- What else? - Um...
I did a piece about Principal Eikner's new office makeover.
[yawns]
Oh, I did a three-part series on carpooling.
Which was three parts too many!
Look, if you want to save your blog,
why don't you just make it about the students here?
You know, like, all the stuff that goes on in their lives?
- You think? - Sure.
OK, I could try that.
Good.
Oh, and, uh, don't eat the snow unless you want to bleed internally.
OK.
She's so cute.
A girl like that wants a man, not a boy!
I'll get there.
♪ Yeah Uh-huh ♪
♪ But I ain't taking this back 'cause everybody knows that chicks can't rap ♪
♪ I'm so cool I make thermometers drop ♪
♪ But with my lyrics so hot I make thermometers pop ♪
♪ 'Cause me? I always get things poppin' ♪
♪ And you? Should stick to the shopping ♪
♪ I battle better But they all came and went ♪
♪ Face it, Sam You're the opening act ♪
♪ And I'm the main event ♪
Hey, why am I in a gigantic cereal bowl?
What... What's happening?!
Rex!
Feel my snot.
My God!
Rex, how did you...?
You're so big!
Have this.
Rex! No! No, no, no, no, no!
[screaming] No!
No! No!
No!
No! No! No!
No! No!
[screaming] No!