-Since most of us are still under quarantine
and we're pretty bored and cooped up at home,
I thought it might be fun to share
some of my writers' celebrity impressions.
Heads up, they're a little obscure,
and, I'd argue, they're impressions
that no one would ever ask for.
But here they are, "Impressions Nobody Asked For."
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First up, our writer Mike Scollins
doing Cousin Greg from "Succession."
-Hey, uh, I'm sorry to bother everyone,
but I just caught on fire.
I probably have a few more minutes till it's a problem.
Or maybe this is a trick and I'm really smart?
-Wow, that is a great Greg.
I actually have a pretty good Kendall from "Succession."
Here we go.
"Uh...Dad?"
I mean...
Next, we have Jenny Hagel doing
Buffalo Bill from "Silence of the Lambs."
-Oh, wait. Was she a great big, fat person?
-Yeah, I didn't ask for it, you didn't want it, but you got it.
Hey, Ian, how about a little Crash Test Dummies for the kids?
-♪ Once ♪
♪ There was this kid ♪
♪ Who ♪
♪ Got into an accident and couldn't go to school ♪
♪ Mm, mm, mm, mm ♪
-Yeah, there was a singer who sounded like that
and actually put out a couple of damn fine albums.
♪ I have all my wisdom teeth ♪
I'm coming for you, Ian.
Hey, you guys, "Friday Night Lights,"
I think we can all agree, a fantastic show.
So many characters you'd love to see an impression of --
Coach Taylor, Tami, Tim Riggins.
The one that's never been requested, not once?
Matt Saracen.
-I-I-I love my grandma, and my -- my dad's in Iraq.
Uh, and I work at Alamo Freeze with Smash.
But my -- my true loves are, uh, winning state
and -- and Julie.
Uh, after quarantine, Julie and I
are gonna go to a movie theater and see "Eragon."
It's about a boy, his dragon, and the evil King Galbatorix.
-I mean, I guess.
How about Susie from "Curb"?
-What are you? [Bleep] kidding me?
You don't know [bleep]
Lar! Lar!
I'm talkin' to you.
-Did I hear someone say more "Silence of the Lambs"?
I didn't? Well, too late.
-I graduated from UVA, Doctor. It is not a charm school.
-How about Grover, followed by a little Elmo?
-This is your cute, furry pal Grover.
Elmo push Grover aside, make it irrelevant.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
-He has kids.
And now the impression you've been dying for --
Edgar from "Men in Black."
-Put my hands...on...my head.
-And the second impression you've been dying for --
Tina Turner from "What's Love Got to Do with It."
-I've got a room full of people.
People who come to see me.
You hear me, Ike?
People who come to see me.
So, what do you want to do?
I don't know. Shoot me?
Ike?
-You know, genuinely good.
Oh, and, I mean, you know, if we're here,
I guess I can do Mike from "Breaking Bad."
[ Groans ]
And its companion, Mike from "Better Call Saul."
[ Groans ]
And, finally, a closer.
I promise it's worth it.
Ken Kratz from "Making a Murderer."
-Teresa Halbach...
-Those were "Impressions Nobody Asked For."
We'll be right back with more "Late Night."