- What'd you think Juanita?
- Horrible.
- Don't spare anyone's feelings here today,
you know what I mean?
What up my loves, it's your girl Justina Valentine
and this is "LipLocked".
The show where we get uncomfortably close.
Do you think you can pick your partner out by kiss alone?
Well, you know how we do it over here,
we have a couple waiting in the wings.
The rules are simple.
One person is going to be blindfolded
and kiss a line-up of people,
one of whom will be their partner
and the rest will be decoys.
There will be two rounds of kissing.
Can you kiss and tell?
Where is my lovely couple?
- Hey girl. - Okay.
Hey, that was like a runway walk.
- Oh you know, just added a little sashay.
- Well, if I thought that was a runway walk,
there was the one I was waiting for.
- Hola, yo soy Juanita del Amor.
- And I'm Peter.
- We've been friends for like 10 years,
give or take a couple years.
- Together we're "Rice & Beans" we're like a drag group, so.
- I love that!
- We're comedians, dancers, gymnasts.
- We might have to end the show in a split
Done. Perfect.
- The relationship is strictly best friends
but you have hooked up.
- We have. - Yeah.
- A Few Times.
- We have kissed about
45 times in the past 7 years.
- It's just, - you know.
- Necessity.
- Yes, a necessity, you didn't get none?
I didn't get none?
Come on.
- You know what Juanita, let's get you blindfolded.
- Okay.
Being blindfolded, I have no idea what's going on,
I had my eyes closed
'cause I was afraid to lose my eyelashes.
I just felt like in a scary movie.
- Decoys come on in.
All right all right, welcome, all right.
Now guys, the rules are very simple.
There's no talking, there's no touching.
Let your tongues do the walking, you know what I mean?
All right now, let me mix you guys up.
Let's really mix this up good,
see where I want everyone to go.
There we go, I'm happy with that.
All right so in this first round,
we're going to keep it simple.
It's just a peck and move.
In and out.
Kisser number one, you're up.
- Ooh
Cute.
Kisser number two?
Kisser number three?
Kisser number four?
You know what I like about you Juanita?
Very stoic.
You let them do all the work!
- Always.
- Anyone stick out to you
or just any comments on 1 through 4?
- Number three is so sweet.
- What did you think after we all pecked you?
- Well the smooches were sweet,
I was thinking about which one was yours
but I stopped after peck number three.
'Cause he just gave me all the ooh la la sensations.
- Little extra sugar on number three, all right.
So now in this next round, Juanita,
the kissers are going to come over
and kiss you for 10 seconds.
All right, kisser number one, lets get it.
10 secconds on the clock.
- Allright, you're good.
What you think Juanita?
- Horrible.
- Well, don't spare anyone's feelings here today,
you know what I mean?
- No, it was not good.
- No?
- No, I did not like it.
- Oh, it was "no".
You win some, you lose some, you know?
- All right kisser number two, you're up.
- What you think of kisser number two?
- Okay, better.
- If she doesn't know its me, - Hell breaks lose.
- Hell will break lose.
Yes, absolutely. - He's very compettive.
He always wants to top.
- Oh!
- Allright so kisser number one was like
bottom of the barrel,
kisser number two
- A two. - A zero.
And kisser number two was a two, okay.
Kisser number three is going to bring it home for us.
- Probably.
- You think so?
You did say kisser number three was sweet.
- Yeah.
- Okay kisser number three lets go for it.
- Okay, good.
How was that Juanita?
Just on that you feeling kisser number three.
Cause you gave us like the extra little like, put a little,
you put a little twerk in the work for that one.
So you're feeling kisser number three.
- Yes. Yes I am.
- Okay. All right.
Kisser number four,
let's see if you can follow up kisser number three.
- I'm sorry I couldn't stop laughing.
- What about kisser number four?
- Number four is a five.
Between five and four.
- Number one kisser comes,
and this kisser is just, horrible.
Like not, he's not good.
It's just like,
he can't find where the center of my mouth is.
He's just poking around.
He's very rushy.
I didn't like it at all.
- The fact that she didn't tumble him to the ground
shows that he was not good.
- So kisser number two is ready to kiss me.
This kiss is a lot better than kisser number one.
It was a lot cleaner.
But kisser number two didn't do it for me.
He was just not as passionate as I like 'em.
Once I got to kisser number three,
now that was when the fireworks started.
He had soft lips, he was gentle.
He was cute. And I didn't see him, but I fet he was cute.
Number four.
I'm thinking number four is Peter because he's,
I remember I had to squat down a little to get to his level.
Kisser number four was so forgettable
that I wanted to go back to kisser number three.
- All right, so who do you think Juanita,
was your best friend, the beans to your rice, Peter?
- I'm going to say beans is number four.
- Beans was number four?
You know what Juanita,
I knew you were a woman who
really had her hand on the pulse of things you know?
And you didn't disappoint me
so lets bring number four up
so you can check it out and be sure.
Get one more kiss in there.
Okay. Alright. What do you think?
- Yes. - Beans is tasting beany?
- Yes he is.
- Well this is the moment, we've all been wating for.
The plate has been served.
Rice, say hello to beans!
I can't believe I got it wrong.
I know now here comes the shade,
the reading glasses are going to be put on,
I'm going to be red to fill.
- Can we rate her kissing?
- The shadiness of it all.
- He said he was going to be upset.
- I love a good jab.
Yeah, rate the kissing Peter.
- Four.
cause she a (bleep).
I'm actually really shocked she didn't pick me.
I swore we had it.
But number four was, they were all cute, so
- We're all winners.
- She was the winner in the end.
- Well for you at home,
if you think you can kiss and tell,
unlike Juanita, call me.
And remember, if you're trying to get sprung,
make sure you brush your tongue.
Alright lets get into these splits.
Yes!
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