CONSERVATIVE ACTOR JAMES WOODS IS SUING A TWITTER USER
FOR
$10 MILLION, CITING DEFAMATION AS THE REASON FOR THIS LAWSUIT.
THE PERSON WHO TWEETED TO HIM ALLEGE THAT JAMES WOODS HAS A
COCAINE ADDICTION.
OF COURSE HE
DOES NOT HAVE A COCAINE ADDICTION, SO HE IS SAYING THIS
IS DEFAMATION.
"THE ACTOR WANTS TO THE LOS ANGELES SUPERIOR
COURT AND SUED THE ANONYMOUS
INDIVIDUAL WHO IS TWEETING ABE LIST FOUR DEFAMATION OVER A
DEROGATORY TWEET IS SUGGESTED
THAT WOODS WAS A COCAINE ADDICT.
A MESSAGE THAT WOODS COMPLAINS WENT TO HIS HUNDREDS OF
THOUSANDS OF TWITTER FOLLOWERS."
I DON'T THINK HE UNDERSTANDS HOW TWITTER WORKS.
IT WILL NOT GO TO HIS FOLLOWERS.
IF THEY WERE RESEARCHING HIS HANDLE, THEY WOULD SEE THAT
HE WAS INCLUDED IN HIS HANDLE, THAT IS NOT HOW MOST PEOPLE
USE TWITTER.
THE RECKLESS AND MALICIOUS BEHAVIOR, THIS IS WHAT THEY
WROTE IN THE LAWSUIT, HAS NOW
JEOPARDIZED WOODS'S GOOD NAME
AND REPUTATION ON AN
INTERNATIONAL SCALE.
AL, AND ANYONE ELSE USING SOCIAL MEDIA TO PROPAGATE LIES AND
DO HARM SHOULD TAKE NOTE, THEY ARE NOT IMPERVIOUS TO THE LAW.
DISGUISED CLUELESSNESS IS PHENOMENAL.
HE IS LIKE,
SOMEBODY SAID SOMETHING BAD ABOUT ME ONLINE, AND LITERALLY
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HAVE HEARD
IT.
YEAH, WELCOME TO THE INTERNET.
WOW, SOMEBODY SAID YOU DID COKE.
YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ME.
CENK, IT GETS BETTER.
IF I SUED EVERYBODY WHO SAID SOMETHING DEROGATORY ABOUT ME, I
WOULD NEVER LEAVE THE COURT.
HE'S NOT SUING HIS DERMATOLOGIST?
HE'S UPSET RANDOMLY ABOUT STUFF.
IT GETS BETTER THOUGH.
IT MAKES HIM SEEM MORE LIKE A CLOWN WHEN HE POINTS TO
SPECIFIC WORDS THAT OFFENDED HIM.
"IN THE PAST, AL HAS REFERRED TO WOODS WITH SUCH DEROGATORY
TERMS AS CORRECT, JOKE, RIDICULOUS, AND CLOWN BOY."
IS AL DONALD TRUMP?
A CLOWN BOY, YOU DUMMY LOSER.
YOU'RE A JOKE, RIDICULOUS.
CLOWN BOY IS THE MOST UNDERUTILIZED INSTALLED OF
ALL TIME.
HOW DO YOU SUE SOMEONE SAYING, "I AM NOT A CLOWN BOY."
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A RED NOSE.
I HAVE NEVER SQUIRTED WATER OUT OF MY LAPEL.
NOT ONCE.
DEFAMATION LAWSUITS HAVE VERY HIGH STANDARDS.
YOU HAVE TO PROVE MALICE, AND THAT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO DO.
YOU HAVE TO PROVE DAMAGES.
SOME HOURS AND DAMAGES.
$10 MILLION IN DAMAGES, REALLY?
COME
ON.
THE FACT THAT HE IS SUING TO BEGIN WITH HIS RIDICULOUS,
CONSIDERING HIS PAST TWEETS.
NOW THAT HIS LAWSUIT HAS BEEN
MADE PUBLIC, A LOT OF YOU ARE SAYING THAT THIS GUY HASN'T
REALLY TERRIBLE THINGS IN THE
PAST.
EXAMPLES.
RADLEY BALKO
SAYS, "JAMES WOODS ONCE SUGGESTED
TO HIS 200,000 FOLLOWERS THAT I
ENJOY EATING PENISES, AND THEN HE LINKED THE TWEETS.
WHERE DO
I FILE MY LAWSUIT?"
HE TWEETED TO KRISTEN BARTLETT.
"YOU ARE A DAMNED LIAR.
I HAVE NEVER REFUSED A PICTURE WITH ANYONE IN MY LIFE.
YOU ARE A DISGUSTING, REPREHENSIBLE LIER."
THIS GUY IS THE MOST SENSITIVE DUDE ON THE PLANET.
HOW CAN YOU SAY I DON'T TAKE PICTURES?
I TAKE PICTURES, YOU
REPREHENSIBLE LIAR!
CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM GETTING REJECTED AT AN AUDITION?
NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
METHINKS THOU PROTEST TOO MUCH.
THIS GUY IS A CONSERVATIVE, SO SOME PEOPLE ARE UPSET AT HIM
FOR HIS VIEWS ON EVERYTHING.
HE
SAYS, THEY ARE TAKING A COWARDLY REVENGE ON ME FOR HAVING
PROJECTED MY PERSONAL VIEWS.
THEY ARE ALL VICTIMS.
YEAH,
PEOPLE ATTACKING YOU FOR YOUR PERSONAL VIEWS ON THE INTERNET.
ITíS CALLED THE INTERNET, THAT IS WHAT IT IS, THAT IS WHAT PEOPLE
DO.
IF YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH IT, WHAT IS THIS THING THEY
CALL A COMPUTER?
IT HAS THIS THING, IT IS COVERED IN A WEB,
AND THERE ARE TWEETS FROM LITTLE
TWEETY ANIMALS, AND THEYíRE MALICIOUS AND REPREHENSIBLE.
TALKING ABOUT MY NONEXISTENT COCAINE HABIT, I REALLY
DON'T HAVE ONE.
JAMES WOODS IS OLD TO THE WORLD, AND NEW TO
THE INTERNET.
THAT'S A GOOD WAY OF PUTTING IT.
HE SHOULD SUE EVERYBODY ON THE PLANET.
HE SHOULD SUE HIS PARENTS FOR RAISING SUCH A FUCKING MANIAC.
HE SHOULD SAY ALL RIGHT, NO WONDER I'M A MANIAC, I'M A
COKE HEAD.
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THAT AS AN EXCUSE, A SOBER NOW.
ONE LAST TWEET FOR YOU GUYS THAT HE PUT OUT THERE
REGARDING AL SHARPTON.
THIS IS GRAPHIC NUMBER 9.
HE TWEETED A PICTURE OF AL SHARPTON AND SAID, "THIS
DISGUSTING PIG IS DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MURDER
OF TWO GOOD POLICEMAN.
NO DISCUSSION."
WHAT'S THE FUCK?
IF I HAVE EVER SEEN DEFAMATION AND SLANDER, THAT IS IT.
YOU COULD NOT HAVE DONE A MORE TEXTBOOK CASE.
AND HE SAYS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF DAMAGES.
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ON TWITTER.
THEY WERE CASTING DIRECTORS OUT THERE WHO WERE DYING TO CAST
THEM IN MOVIES AND THINGS, AND THEN THIS CAME OUT AND THEY WERE
LIKE, NEVER MIND.
THEY WERE LIKE, WAIT A MINUTE, HE'S A COKE HEAD?
TURNS
OUT THAT OTHER GUY EATS PENISES.
TWITTER IS FULL OF FACTS.