and this is what i think about your
silly little joke
and that's why everyone needs at least
one gay friend
excuse me
you're being offensive
get off the stage
man
you've been booing the whole show
are you guys having a good time
guys
how dare you misgender us you know what
i work for the biggest media blog in
california and you sir
are cancelled
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oh are you threatening me it's not a
threat it's a promise and this is what i
think about your stupid little joke
it's okay guys it's okay
she's she's a little tipsy
and i'm gonna turn this into a teachable
moment
see man you threw your drink on me
like a goof
and so out of all the languages in the
world tonight
i'm gonna speak
truth
see you came to my show
disrespecting all night
but here's something you should know
just because you're triggered
doesn't mean you're right
see you cancel culture people don't
fight fair
you call yourself woke but you're still
asleep
and causing nightmares
excuse me i am a hero fighting for
social justice
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here's the thing
let's call it for what it is
21st century bullying
see honestly that's your main policy you
bully someone online till they apologize
and then after they do you don't even
accept their apology
how would dare you where is the manager
you know what we're out of here
no no let's talk cancer culture right
aren't you guys having fun
see all jokes aside i'm with you
vicious crimes like harvey weinstein and
r kelly are despicable and should be
punished for show
but canceling somebody for giving an
opinion you don't like or telling a joke
or or tweet they wrote 10 years ago
and now their whole life is dismantled
man people are not netflix subscriptions
a human being should not be cancelled
clearly you lack compassion i mean what
if somebody reduced your whole life
story
into one chapter
i guess i wouldn't like that
no you wouldn't i mean god forbid so
stop calling people out
how about you call them in
be honest inside you're dealing with a
lot of anger because if you really
wanted changed behavior you wouldn't
start a fight you'd start a conversation
not to undermine but to understand that
person's conscious
see people can be redeemed everyone's
story has a plot twist i mean if the
world met 20 year old maya angelou it
would have canceled her because she was
a known prostitute
jesus i mean do we cancel martin luther
king erase all of his achievements
because some historians claim on his
wife he cheated no how about we realize
we all make mistakes and have shadows
and the greater the light that shadow
gets bigger
everybody raise your glass if you wish
we lived in a world where we hated the
sin
not the sinner
see miss
the only thing we should cancel
is cancel culture and that's the truth
and if you don't understand that
then the real joke
is on you
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[Music]
[Applause]
that's my time
have a good night