top of the morning to you laddies my
name is jacksepticeye and welcome back
to Norman Reedus and his amazing baby
feeders we have our baby back ribs and
I'm very excited about it we also got a
little drink a little smoothie you know
trying to get that health cake I've
taken after my boy Norman who's trekking
across America ok so are you ready for
your exam again are you ready for your
death training history lesson we did
this few episodes back and I went off on
I read a bunch of the new interviews
that I had gotten and I I took down some
notes again these are these are all my
debts Friday don't suffer this is the
first one I did and this was yesterday
so I have a lot to go over to explain
what is still going on in the game but
this one is interesting I have 2 written
down anything about this because I
didn't know I had it yet I did serve as
standard orders in the meantime just to
try and build out the lower a small bit
it didn't do anything to the story so
you didn't miss anything
but it says this is a report number one
with Lucy who is Sam's ex-wife or dead
wife do you still call them ex-wives if
they're dead or is it his wife or is it
just his cover whatever the lady who was
pregnant with his child I've just
concluded my first therapy session with
Sam strand it was not held at the
patients request wait are we talking
about Lucy or I don't know Sam's
adoptive mother president strand
approached me in the hope I might help
her son overcome his his often possum
phobia Sam is an intriguing case his
reluctance notwithstanding he recognizes
that his condition has and will continue
to cause him much distress I suspect it
is rooted in a childhood trauma but
unfortunately we have only just
scratched the surface and I cannot even
begin to speculate what it might be like
many of the bridges core team members
Sam is a doom sufferer unlike them
however he is also a repatriate whether
or not this is related to his a from
possum phobia
I cannot say at this time but he would
hardly be the first to manifest phobias
as a result of his abilities as an
infant Sam lost both parents and was
adopted by President strand
to her stressful and time-consuming
responsibilities I can only presume that
she was unable to afford him sufficient
attention which is to say that a distant
relationship and his with his adoptive
mother may be a contributing factor as
previously mentioned though asam is very
reluctant to talk about himself he is an
intensely private individual and will
take time to build trust and convince
him to open himself up to me okay we
have another one after this but what if
I didn't think about it until now Sam
was on the beach with Emily so does that
mean that Sam died in the death
surrounding when he was younger
we couldn't math out this stuff with
Hartman from the last episode I didn't
take the time to actually do the math on
it because they immediately forgot how
many numbers he was saying but you could
math out he said he does X amount of
trips to the beach a day under X amount
of minutes blah blah blah and then he
said he did X amount of trips so you can
do out the math of that I'm sure
somebody's done it in the comments
already and I can't see it yet but you
can do the math on that to figure out
how many times he's done it which can
lead to how long it's been since the
deaths trending cuz I still don't think
we know that and if it has said it it's
gone over my head or missing in some of
the interviews but that's interesting so
I wonder if Sam's he was on the beach as
a kid meeting Amelie so what if he died
in the death stranding as a kid and like
Hartman his family went into the water
but him being a rope a treat and a doom
suffer meant that he stayed behind
what if dooms people are just those who
have died but didn't go on to the
afterlife they've gone to the beach
they've seen the beach but they've come
back and that's afforded them abilities
to be able to detect be teased because
they've had a run-in with them basically
they've had a run-in with death so
they're able to see them now it's kind
of like Harry Potter with Dementors that
you can see two Mentors if you've gotten
close to death or you can see what's
those horses but now are the narrow
goals I can't remember progress has been
slow but Sam has finally started to open
up to me however his
recollection of early childhood is
confusing and contradictory he has
difficulty distinguishing between
genuine memories and reoccurring dreams
Sam even claims to have met his
stepsister Amelie on the beach several
times while quite young and a possible
claim to say the least
okay I'm only a little older than Sam
but I was born before the death
stranding a fact that tends to affect
the way we think about the beach and my
professional opinion the beach is a
figment of our collective imagination a
shared delusion but people born later or
more are more likely to take its
existence as a given
wait so Lucy is his therapist I wonder
if they find comfort in the belief
because it helps to explain phenomena
like BTS and repertory it's like Sam
similarly my theory is that sounds
manufactured childhood memories of the
beach are his way of coping with the
fact that neither Emily nor Bridget
spent much time with him okay so that
puts my thing out of whack already I
believe this is also the reason he still
clings to the dreamcatcher Emily gave
him even now as an adult you could call
it his security blanket it may also be
the key to overcoming his after possum
phobia if Sam were too emotionally
distance himself from Emily it might
reduce his resistance to physical
intimacy or approach this approach to
him in our next session if Sam were too
emotionally distance himself from Emily
it might reduce his resistance to
physical intimacy and if that is Lucy be
the one talking to him to try and get
him to open up then he just impregnated
her so yeah it worked
sorry I've like a bubble in my throat
and I can hear it when I talk yeah these
ones were really interesting these were
reports from the void out in Manhattan
and it talks about a doctor it says who
the hell the doctors final words it
talks about a doctor who was delivering
a baby and as he was delivering to baby
he was doing a c-section the plan
apparently to remove the fetus from the
room and immediately place it in the
NICU where it receives unnecessary care
prior to this the surgeon would of
course have to cut the umbilical cord
this is the moment that changed
everything the moment the surgeon's hand
touched the cord in that instant
instance he uttered his famous last
words who the hell so this is part of
him seeing BT's yeah so also this one
basically spells out exactly what the BT
or what the bb's are so I wrote down a
bunch of notes let's see some of the
stuff that Hartman was talking about was
evolution he talks about evolution being
the advancement of consciousness that
while we're physically evolving we're
also mentally evolving and maybe time
and our perception of time and our
passage through it is actually an
evolution of our consciousness to be
able to understand our world so we've
developed the concept of time that other
creatures do not experience time oh
they're not so much in our existence but
maybe stuff like BTS and chiral
dimensional beings don't experience time
because it's a human concept that we
thought up of to try and get in touch
with our surroundings to try and figure
out why we age and why we die we've
developed this concept of time and maybe
it also talks about the deaths running
changing that concept that maybe the
death stranding is our next step in
evolution that not only is it destroying
some of humanity by killing some of us
but maybe it's also advancing our
consciousness to that next stage because
having the beach having the death
threatening figuring out that there's
another dimension that we're interacting
with all this stuff because if you've
one dimension out there that you're able
to exist to interact with the can opens
up the can of worms that okay that's not
the only one that's just the only one
we've come in contact with though we've
actually had a physical manifestation of
it now and that other dimensions
probably exists all around us all the
time and we just can't see them and that
is a legitimate scientific theory in
real-world science
yeah he said that maybe dooms is the
next step in human evolution when you go
to the beach and you interact with that
maybe dooms is that like awakening of
the consciousness if you've ever seen
the movie arrival and if you haven't
seen the movie arrival I highly
recommend going watching watching it
it's one of my favorite alien invasion
movies and it's just really cool a
really high concept if you haven't see
wait about a minute to come back here
because I'm gonna spoil the ending to it
okay
good um at the end of that she wakes up
and figures out that all the language
that you learned from the aliens means
that you understand the passage of time
better meaning that forward backward
it's all the same it's all a loop you're
all experiencing it all at the same time
all at once so what okay you can come
back now
what if dooms is that sort of thing
where once you go to the beach you have
a different understanding of time and
having that different understanding of
time is that next stage and evolution
that helps us advance beyond what we are
now that maybe there's a lot of theories
that maybe the next advancement in human
evolution isn't physical its mental and
I've often been off the theory that what
if we talk about creating AI and robots
and AI becoming self-aware and
destroying humanity but what if AI
became self-aware to the point where it
first tried to live alongside humanity
because think about this okay we're
going to get into some deep stuff
probably gonna be here for like a half
hour in this episode but what if we
created AI and the AI instead of
destroying us because the AI is going to
be so smart it's able to think a million
things in an instant figure out solution
so quickly like a Google a search engine
but way [ __ ] faster because it's able
to teach itself to get better and all of
that stuff happens instantaneously
because it's so good at what it does
it's so efficient
what if it's so smart that it realizes
hey we don't need to kill the humans
because we can just I've done this
calculation in an instant where I
figured out how to assimilate human
consciousness into a machine and doing
that it strips out all of the flaws that
humanity has and baled brings us into
the next stage of our evolution so what
if us creating an AI to become sentient
to assimilate us into it where we still
retain that part of us but the physical
aspect is gone what if that's our
evolution what if us creating that AI to
be sentient is actually us advancing our
own human
evolution I mean that's there could be a
million different problems with it
I just kind of liked that idea because
it's a lot less morbid it's a lot more
optimistic than like yeah we're gonna
create AI and it's obviously gonna
destroy us cuz movies have taught us
that and we're destroying the earth but
what if the AI is so smart it's like no
I can figure out how to save the earth
because I'm just so good at it I'm able
to build all these other machines I'm
able to assimilate you in and now we all
live in harmony it's on in the endings
of Mass Effect actually okay so that's
the stuff about dooms and everything and
then we talk they talked about the beach
and how the beach is technically a point
in time that you can access that they
talked about taking the the foot of like
a dinosaur or their bone of a dinosaur
and the beach is not only able to you
they're talking about technically being
able to use the beach to go back far
enough to time travel to be able to not
only it's so confusing you're not only
using the beach to go between areas to
travel dimensions and distance which is
technically time travel but because
you're doing that to time travel
they talked about basically being able
to reconstruct things with the beach
because you're able to travel they
talked about the light in the stars
being points of like imagine all the
stars being points on a beach I mean you
have to bounce between them if you're
able to bounce from star to star there's
so much distance between them if you're
able to do that instantaneously
that's time travel you're traveling so
fast that you're going beyond speeds of
light because if from earth to the Sun
it takes eight minutes for the light to
actually reach earth and that's at the
speed of light that'll tell you how
[ __ ] far away Earth is from the Sun
and how crazy that distance is but if
you're able to use the beach to go to
the Sun and to the earth that's time
travel because you're cutting out the
speed of light it's [ __ ] wacky but
they also talked about being able to use
the beach to reconstruct things so
they're all there they literally say not
only are you going back to be able to
see the things before the death
stranding but the beach is
reconstructing them as well so they this
is in mama and lockness stuff that
they're talking about using the beach to
reconstruct things that
and before the death stranding that if
our human evolution advances with our
dooms beyond and uses the beach to use
their technology in that information
you'll be able to reconstruct everybody
that's died before the death stranding
at least that's what they hinted at so
maybe that could be the ending of the
game that we end up going back in time
and using the beach to reconstruct
everything that's happened before the
death stranding even began
it's so [ __ ] bizarre um yeah and the
oh I also read the thing about Krypto by
Oates the Krypto buyouts are a thing
that happened because of the death
stranding and there are a specific type
of organism like tardigrades they also
mentioned higher grades in this I've
talked about them before are they
connect they can live in extreme
conditions but the crypto by Oates can
halt their metabolic rates almost
basically to the point of death where
they've appeared dead to us but because
they experience time differently it
doesn't matter to them so that's why
eating them helps you it bill brings
back your blood because it prolongs it
prolongs your life or prolongs death
whichever way you want to see it and it
can give you resistance to the effects
of time so eating them creates a
somewhat immunity to time fall and I
think that that's why fragile keeps
eating them because she's been covered
neck to toe and time fall and maybe it
might be like oh I don't want that to
happen again so I keep even crypto
buyouts or maybe it's something to keep
her alive and keep her going and that's
why she's able to use the beach so often
because her resistance is so high now
from eating so many crypto buyouts yes
okay so last thing let's get to the
really interesting stuff this is talking
about bee bees so this literally spells
out exactly what the bee bees are and
it's kind of what I had suspected
following a number of tests and
experiments the conclusion was reached
that this incident was an annihilation
event brought about by the doctors
contact with whatever or whomever he had
seen upon touching the umbilical cord
though it eventually became apparent
that the doctor had been referring to
BTS at the time no one could explain the
underlying cause of the incident so when
he delivered a baby in a c-section he
delivered a baby from a brain
dad mom the mom had gone brain-dead but
he had to save the child to save the
child he did an emergency c-section when
he was pulling the child out he grabbed
the umbilical cord and he saw a BT and
doing that created a void out because
the particles interacted with each other
and no two particles can exist in the
exact same space across dimensions as
each other
are so scientifically theorized so it
creates a void out it annihilates the
particles and that's an actual
scientific thing if you were to suddenly
teleport to a dimension where your exact
figure is or the particles of your being
exist those particles will annihilate
each other because they can't exist in
two spaces at once or so our
understanding of science goes but the MA
the mom was brain dead remember that
some later theorized that if the same
conditions brain dead mother fetus
umbilical cord could be recreated then B
T's could be detected and the mystery of
the death stranding would be solved
indeed this was the theoretical basis
upon which the government's own
experiments and investigations could be
conducted they called the fetuses they
use bridge babies and the experiments
became known as the Beebe experiments
soon after the government's program got
underway the tragedy of Manhattan
occurred there you have it bee bees are
created by making mother's brain dead so
the still mother's are brain dead which
is completely [ __ ] up because that
means they're either using brain dead 3
if they're impregnating the way I think
it's gonna happen is that they're
impregnating women and turning off their
brains basically forcing them to be
brain dead and then doing an emergency
c-section taking the baby out just so
they have a connection to the beach and
that's what I said in the last episode I
actually I actually got it right because
with Mama she almost died but the baby
died in her and that created a bridge
and the whole game is about building
bridges of course so they could be
killing mothers well killing their
brains I guess but the body stays alive
long enough to deliver the
baby and in that the mother dies becomes
brain dead connects to the beach baby
comes out it they keep that connection
across dimensions across the beach and
our world and that's why the B the B B's
are able to sense
BTS because their moms are dead that is
[ __ ]
but again I'm happy that I predicted and
got it right because that makes me feel
good
and then the last one it talks about two
BB experiments were conducted based in
government facility in such an extreme
secrecy that little is known and then
the failure were directly responsible to
Total Annihilation of the island of
Manhattan so the BB experiments the
doctor couldn't it out all that stuff
void outs are not Manhattan gone he was
succeeded the present light is all we
knew all this is already um but it says
vice president Brigitte strand who
shortly after her inauguration put an
end to all further BB experiments and
had all data destroyed but we know that
she kept it going in secret is not what
they said there's no John or Die Hardman
said she vowed to rebuild America and
devoted herself wholeheartedly to this
end in response separatists who opposed
reconstruction emerged and suddenly grew
more aggressive in their activities they
got data on the BB experiments and they
started using B B's themselves and
that's how they figured out how to
create void outs
so that's the first inclination on how
to create void outs and how to do
anything
oh yeah say yeah that's about twenty two
hundred likes so there you have it that
was a long session but I feel like it's
it's good because if you don't wanna
listen to it you can just scrub along in
the timeline you can figure out where
the gameplay comes back and we can move
on with the next part but if you are
interested in this stuff like I am I am
so into it
this I wouldn't be writing this [ __ ]
down if I wasn't really interested in it
that I take on the order already I think
so it's fascinating it's so cool it's
such a neat concept and I love
interdimensional stuff I love
time-travel stuff I love all of that
crap so that's awesome yeah so we need
to go to the ever devil biologist I hope
some of my
yeah I I spent no since I did some of
the standard orders as well I spent some
time building bridges
I built some zip lines around the place
so this is a level 2 zip line it can go
pretty far we're going over this way I
went down it like that direction
somewhere and did a mission to grab like
a book or something I can't remember
what I grabbed I don't think I have
another one over here
no that's right no that's good progress
still so now we're heading to the
biologist and we're bringing her the
fossils and ammonites and stuff so it
feels like that their interviews that
you get are kind of ahead of the story
to kind of preface what the cutscenes
are gonna be so I imagine when we get to
this lady earth man I actually don't
know we're gonna find out we're going to
find out more stuff about that
reconstructing of things using chiral
stuff so they posited that you could
rebuild actual whole matter using chiral
energy and chiral printers and biology
biological stuff so that opens up a
whole kind of worms cuz then that's a
weird thing to think about as well if
someone dies let's say somebody dies and
you wait a week the body's not fully
decomposed some stuff has set in but if
somebody dies and you were technically
able to reanimate them I don't think
that will ever be possible because we
still don't know what consciousness is
and if that's a soul or all that kind of
stuff but if you were up to reanimate
them and bring them back to life
a reconstitute decomposed tissue that in
and of itself is
kind of time travel as well I I think
cuz you're bringing material that had
disappeared back whoa look at this area
holy [ __ ]
alright that's not where I'm supposed to
go is it oh it is um
collect all four containers for terror
extraction of tire extraction devices oh
okay
there's not any mules around here is
there cuz those mules in the other area
I went to wait this looks like a desert
it's like a weird hot spring area it's
right next to all the snowy mountains
it's so weird
also I never even thought about it if
you build while time fall moves around
if you build a structure in the time
fall obviously it's a corner degrade but
the time floor moves around so much that
I didn't think about it but building the
zip lines in the snowy area they're
gonna get destroyed eventually it told
me that they're not gonna stay there
because the snow is time fall snow rain
they're basically the same thing just at
different states so if you if you build
something in the still oh god if you
build something in this snowy area
that's the wrong button why do I keep
doing that oh [ __ ]
we're [ __ ] you build something in the
snow area it's eventually going to get
destroyed because the time fall and the
snow falling all over it all the time is
going to end up damaging it so that's an
interesting way of showing that you
can't keep your freakin zip lines there
forever to make the game way too easy
you're going to have to keep building to
them and putting stuff into them again
that off me effectors I don't want to
join your weird party you want me to do
it yeah I'm a peon you I'm gonna do it
all these crabs around is it cuz I
unzipped my pants ha ha ha PPE baby time
it's so funny I love it
um oh you have hematocrit level two
let's try it one of those hello
you want to see my cool new [ __ ]
read oh right nice alrighty
wait so if they try and grab me and then
I get away from it does that mean that
that bt goes away I think it does
because there was two of them and I the
one that tried to grab me is gone
um okay I'm still going to use my bola
because they think that that's better
because then we can run in and do this
God remember what beetee's were a threat
and scary there's such a piece of cake
now okay I'm gonna pick up some crypto
buyout so I have them hi
this doesn't really know why the BTS are
just inner dimension running around
though I guess they're on the beach and
the chiral clouds are basically
wormholes into it okay I didn't want to
go in through the tire to fire in case
it did something oh this place is wild
the La Brea Tar Pits
you haven't been to yet I've driven past
them a couple of times and I've been in
LA but I haven't actually been to the
Tar Pits are they not as cool as they
think they're going to be
holy [ __ ] oh go go go go go go go
no I'm caught no I'm not that was a big
[ __ ] over there god there's so many of
them okay let's use the grenade on this
cuz maybe the Splash Damage will be big
does it work like that I got two of them
I don't think I need to get you yet damn
the B team that was over there was huge
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we do get to see the big ones then I
knew I saw a bigger one like two
episodes ago
that doesn't kill you in one hit does it
are you dead okay whoa it's getting
deceptive it's like are they really
bigger they just closer no they're
really big they dropped three chiral
[ __ ] everywhere I mean I don't need to
kill them all
or even interact with them but I like
the fact that I can kind of clear out
the area it gives me a peace of mind man
those big guys are [ __ ] scary
that was definitely a bigger one oh this
is me there's a moving blood bag does
that mean there's a mule over there
this bow Lagaan is the best thing in the
game
Sam you're so brave I think Norman
Reedus is that brave in real life I'd
like to think so I did not realize that
Norman Reedus is 50 years old that's
crazy
I'm really glad that Norman Reedus his
career is poppin off he seems like a
cool dude
and I also like that his Instagram name
I don't know if his Twitter name is the
same his big bald head got a respected
so many crystals
where did the other one go
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in here
thorry guys I didn't forget about you
oh god I think there's one behind me
chasing me wordage where was that
what the [ __ ] is happening
they're links flying along the ground
they're not actually grabbing me what is
going on
oh-oh-oh-oh I need I need some X grades
or hematocrit neighs I should say
nope get off me get off me this is weird
this is the weird one
I'm uncomfortable you go there you go
keep going
you go in there Norman okay you [ __ ]
can die
I get him okay yeah it did go away
Jesus they were like flying along the
ground like slugs slugs on flying around
slugs are actually real slow I wouldn't
think it was wearing a cape there are so
many [ __ ] beauties in this area
it would make sense because there's so
much terror around
okay please stay connected
please stay trapped
it's just yes yes yes yes I am the BT
killer oh sweet mother of God
okay well I run out of ammo if I keep
trying to kill all these let's just get
the stuff that they need and get the
[ __ ] out of here this place sucks you
know what you should do take enough
blood out of Sam I'm building a nuclear
bomb out of it and then you'll have a
nuclear romantic warhead let me cool is
it just that last one I have to collect
over there what is this building
okay keep it tight keep it safe
atta boy Norman
[ __ ] legend he is the legend he's the
leg end
this is like a Colosseum pantheon okay
drink some drink some G fuel and now
let's get the F out of Dodge how fast
are you able to run with that car go
fast enough hell yeah please these
[ __ ] I [ __ ] out of here okay BTS
got scary again the devoid out happen
here what's it look like in the map hmm
oh that weird that is a lot of BT's in
one area I wonder what's bringing them
all to this specific zone well all I
know is I do not want to be there for
any longer so you hundred meters away
not that bad good job Norman
that's a thick ass smoothie I can't
drink that don't you know when you have
to eat your drinks it's a good smoothie
though okay everything is nice and calm
again sweet Jesus
that was really tense haha
I miss these areas I mean don't get me
wrong Snorri area really cool but I like
the the grassy rainy rocky areas better
since it legitimately just looks like
Ireland if you look up connemara Ireland
I mean obviously it's based on Iceland
but it looks like a lot like Ireland as
well and I think that that's why I like
it so much and have such a strong
connection to it visually looks like the
West of Ireland ok our containers are
gonna start getting damaged real fast I
don't think I have my power gloves on
anymore actually no I don't I my power
gloves got destroyed because of the snow
that's not snowing ok cool we're fine
then for now god it's so cool this is a
big open world
especially since it's an open worlds
basically just for exploring it reminds
me a lot of Shadow of the Colossus world
because that game has nothing in it to
see their open world is basically just a
way for you to get from point A to point
B but that's the point because it's
based on like an area where no one's
supposed to go and it's supposed to be
destroyed and ruined by old magic yeah
there it is Road in structure erosion
exposure time follow gradually erode
structures and roads also I'm sorry if I
keep missing a lot of the hints down in
the bottom right
sometimes hints come up on what to do
and like how to pee and things like that
from early on in the game and I'm
missing because they get so tunnel
vision on what I'm doing and then the
information shows up here that I just
can't do everything at once so it's kind
of it's information overload there's a
lot of information to take in on this
game so apologies where oh wait I can
skip this we don't need to see him pack
away stuff every single time thanks I
try really [ __ ] hard actually
is awesome I don't have my Cupid on are
we still gonna get to go on the chiral
Network hey my robots delivered or up to
level 207 oh yeah chunky monkey
sweet weight there's three little areas
over there that aren't joined yet a
grenade launcher in my death stranding
I'm assuming hematocrit you're not gonna
fire grenades across the zone and blow
people up um never forget I was gonna
say whatever I must have been a lie oh I
was gonna say that the engineer from way
earlier in the games the guy with the
glasses is apparently Jun Jie Ito I
didn't know that I didn't know what Jun
Jie Ito looked like you know I feel bad
because I missed him and I love Jun Jie
Ito both it and time are the defining
features of the post stranding ecosystem
sudden environmental changes such as
these invariably lead to the extinction
of organisms that fail to adapt yeah
those that do adapt do so by virtue of
enhancers the regions of DNA that grant
successful organisms their advantage
okay I'm gonna stop her there because
all right that was some of the other
stuff that I read was talking about
their the extinction events that
happened as well and they talked about
how each extinction event there's always
the creatures that die off and those who
adapt and overcome and after the
dinosaurs there was a lot of different
creatures that did and the dinosaurs
being the last one they also talked
about how
as I probably explained but basically
again talking about evolution our dooms
and our understanding of the beach and
because I've always thought that
everyone's always like humans evolved
from monkeys and apes and chips whatever
I don't know the technicalities of which
one is which but we have we have all
from those and everyone's like well why
don't we evolve something else why don't
we keep evolving but the thing about
humans is that maybe our physical
evolution has will never increase I mean
we we evolved in a very different way we
evolved mentally because our mortality
rate and our mortality age keeps
increasing we keep being able to prolong
people's lives go back 50 years and how
what was the mean average of when people
died and now you keep going like
middle-age used to be like 30 years old
and now middle age it's like 40 years
old calling somebody 30 years old
middle-aged doesn't sound right I'm
almost 30 and I am not middle-aged it's
like 35 to 40 is middle-aged now because
our advances in science from our brains
is what's continuing our evolution so
maybe our evolution is to go beyond the
physical
maybe our evolution is to go somewhere
else like maybe the physical aspect of
our evolution is ending and that's what
the desperate the des training is an
extinction event to try and get rid of
humans the humans that adapt and
overcome
are those that go beyond their physical
limitations through Doom's repatriation
and advantage organisms extinction
factors as they have been called these
are the seeds of advancement and
obsolescence such factors may lie
dormant within us all a choice waiting
to be made for every being since the
Advent of life itself if so then ancient
proof may hide deep within the tar
evidence of these genetic decisions that
may aid us in navigating our current
crossroads in any event thanks to you I
can now study the composition of the tar
in greater detail I'll make sure to
share any interesting results with you
later thank you please do research into
the death stranding in ways you cannot
imagine thank you again for bringing me
Mama's body as well as that ammonite
speaking of which my analysis of its
umbilical cord is proceeding apace I've
been comparing the data against some of
our restored our clothes anyway would
you mind returning to my lab
preparations are finally complete for
the Cairo relay integration oh yeah if
you could collect the necessary
materials for the restoration work and
bring them here I would be most grateful
can do yeah cuz Sam talked about the
extinction factor that he has was
fragile at the very very very beginning
of the game at the first 20 minutes
where he is like doom devil whatever I
have the extinction factor dooms level
too well he said I can't see be teased
just sense him she says level 2 then and
then she says that Higgs is like level 7
so I wonder if that's something that you
can change can I advance to level 7
dooms
or do you just have what you have or is
it something that gradually progresses
cuz in the beginning I thought it was
something that would gradually progress
like I'm level 2 now and eventually my
body's going to give up on me because
it's an extinction factor but they know
I want to see this they she just
mentioned that extinction factors are
waiting for it
oh there you go the extinction factor is
just the method at which you advanced
beyond the extinction or regress so you
either die off or you adapt and overcome
but that's your extinction factor ooh I
could fabricate new cut
oh yeah the grenade launcher a revolver
so grenade launcher first grenades whose
effects are triggered on impact can be
loaded with four types of our nation
hematocrit lethal rounds and slip rounds
and non-lethal tranquilizer rounds you
have a tranquilizer grenade does it just
have a puff of chloroform but everything
gets knocked out hell yeah I'm gonna
make one of these it's a [ __ ] grenade
launcher in death stranding I didn't
know that that was a thing you want to
can I just recycle it from here or I
don't have to go through all the menus
here you go the menu system is my least
favorite aspect of the game it's just I
like the the lock of it
America I almost forgot I like the
visual style of it I just think it's
kind of bogged down in weird information
like this visual look of it is lovely
it's very futuristic you looking at it's
very core jima but sometimes it's just
like like all of this stuff could be in
different tabs in the one menu
this'n really detract all that much from
the game but feel like stuff could
probably be a little more streamlined
that and vehicle controls are my second
least favorite thing does that even make
sense
where's Hartman's lab nope nope okay
that's my that's my best way getting
there I do not have any zip lines out
this way oh god it's really far away
[ __ ] what does the zip line there yeah
doesn't connect anything though so
what's the point
damn it okay we'll figure it out
we don't get there in the end stamina
restored hell yeah also the the bridge
baby really likes zip lights so if your
baby has like half a bar of happiness
you can just go on zip lines back and
forth without having to shake the baby
and the happiness will go up
coz loo this bridge baby is an
adrenaline junkie this is a plan here as
well um did I get the stuff for heard
Minh I'm so confused did he say I needed
to bring something to him
let's go through the paleontologists
that's that's the jiu-ge toegye nice and
that's going to oh wait I can deliver
that to her what are we doing whoopsies
I had a thing that I could deliver to
her and I didn't oh wait there's the zip
line down there I think just showing up
maybe I'm just blind scan Porter bridges
I will keep on keeping on you also keep
on there on hi I'm back I didn't get
very far
cuz I'm an idiot um do I have anything
that I can bring to Hartman like bring a
light fish time limit is 30 minutes you
know what I might as well if I'm going
that way anyway um I also feel like I
should get some ladders the claiming
anchors that don't use too much cuz I'm
I like the ladders cuz you can build
them up and down they're not as long as
a climbing anchor but climbing I just
feel like they get you down off things
only and then on I don't know I don't
use them as much need to get more power
gloves we're good and everything else
yes please
okay let's Rica digger all of this it's
a lot of stuff on me where's my power
gloves cuz you can equip those cool also
I have a container repair spray and I
didn't even know
okay let's see if this zip line actually
connects to something back in the
direction that I want to go
it has likes on it it should can it be
connected to something nope you're not
close enough Sam no connecting zip
plates why does it have likes okay yeah
destination Hartman's lab got it let's
go that way on road again thank you we'd
get on a road again should I claim this
I don't know
straight is the crow flies I made it
Laurie you can cam down now it's it's
it's done we've made it we're at
Hartman's okay there you go thank you to
the requestor cargo I'm delivering his
fish
he loves it he's trying to get some
sushi on displaying performance
evaluation is awesome of course it is
that would have been embarrassing if it
wasn't lightning blue and I gave him
some rare text as well that I found
along the way I think my robot finished
the thing he's never going to get as
awesome cuz he's not as awesome he's not
a leg end like Sam is Oh a little crypto
by out one that's kind of cute gross but
cute don't eat it Sam thank you for your
continued hospitality up there back all
that all right deliver lost cargo yeah I
want to get rid of all the stuff that's
on my back that somebody else can take
on and they can entrust to somebody else
there you go thank you because I have a
feeling I am progressing beyond this
area soon and a robot can do a delivery
what I want to do delivery experimental
nanotube materials distinction there may
be this one maybe that will actually
give me a cool upgrade all right now we
actually have to go into her phone's lab
how many back you remember me my name is
Sam Oh God
thank you Sam in reclaiming our past
we've uncovered a number of vital clues
don't worry I just got back hmm
we have time when you met with mama you
experienced a strong antigen-antibody
reaction correct
there was a BT in the room there was but
something else may have been causing it
I've discovered large quantities of
chiral matter in Mama as well not just
the usual kind that collects on our skin
or on our suits it's in all her cells
cells that are no longer active
the BT you encountered there was special
it was her child but also her own soul
somehow her car and her failed to
separate
they must have remained connected
through the umbilical cord it's the only
explanation and so I didn't get a bruise
where she touched me yes and there's
more you said you just got back I
modified their lock times
headquarters will have no record of what
we say ah look
a message from dead man it came with the
umbilical cord clever Sam I'm sorry
you deserve to know what you were
carrying but I couldn't risk die hard
man finding out about the case so I had
no choice but to keep it off the books
you've got to keep this between us we
still don't know if the director can be
trusted the umbilical cord was taken
from bridgett strand I removed it in
secret the cord wasn't attached to her
fetus it was outside her body she asked
me to take care of it said it was the
key to unlocking the death stranding but
she insisted that I never tell the
director the gore shows no sign of the
conversation or necrolyzation almost as
if it's frozen in time I thought Hartman
might be able to make sense of it so I
had it hidden with your cargo at
mountain not City dead man's
observations were accurate it's just
like Mama's corpse what do you mean I
mean they share a very unique property
both contain large amounts of Karelian
in their cells in other words the
president's cord was somehow connected
to the beach and that allowed it to
escape the flow of time I've put
together the bones of a theory it's
patchy but worth sharing I think
life on Earth has been rocked by many
extinctions great and small including
the big five and if you examine the
earth strata its history if you will
you'll find kur LEM deposits that can be
dated to each what if the manifestation
of our of beaches and other associated
phenomena correspond to extinction-level
events you mean yes our death stranding
could just be the latest of many the
records and research you helped us to
recover strongly suggest that we are in
the middle of the sixth extinction sixth
extinction come on you know what this is
yes a frozen mammoths from ten thousand
years ago
correct and this the ice my dad uh fifty
three hundred years ago they both had
the same umbilical cords [ __ ]
humor me what if the mammoths and the
ice man weren't frozen you saying time
stopped for them just like it did for
Mama
unfortunately all these specimens were
lost in the death stranding so there's
no way to examine the genuine articles
but some fragments of data did survive
with the aid of the chiral Network we
may be able to piece together something
more concrete using ever dev attack
alright causes
a dinosaur from 65 and a half million
years ago umbilical cord
not decomposed only mammals have
umbilical cords no only mammals have
umbilical cords used for childbirth this
is something else call it a strand from
the other side I propose that mammalian
and villus eye are a sort of the mises
of the strand that then evolved over
time we shouldn't assume that everything
about a death stranding is detrimental
to life trilobites ammonites dinosaurs
the mammoths
iseman all preserved as if frozen in
time all without exception found with
strands which is to say that all may
have been connected to the beach
and this when viewed in the context of
the extinction entity elite theory leads
me to surmise that organisms with
strands are in fact extinction entities
you see Sam
these are connected to the beach via
their strands and it is through this
connection that they somehow bring about
a death
stranding so you're saying Brigette was
an extinction initi it's far too soon to
say anything for certain
and since you burned her body we may
never know Hicks said Emily's in EE and
she doesn't have domes like the rest of
us Sam
think assume that president strand was
in EE isn't it possible that her
daughter is too at the very least Higgs
may hope as much now that the president
is unavailable so he kidnaps her for he
powers or whatever to cause a mass
extinction hmm perhaps perhaps not
I doubt a single E's powerful enough to
cause a death stranding assuming rmally
is an e well heard sure thinks she's got
what it takes
indeed and we need to get her back
as soon as possible ah this one is real
Sam go west
how do you want me to handled iron man
with your customary reserve nothing good
will come of him learning of our
suspicions whatever else is going on we
still need the Carroll Network all right
weird hang on my legs back you get it
cuz his name is Hart man so gives you
hurts okay sleep well hmm interesting
so don't fully know what that means
but it's definitely opening up a boy
it's time when you're ready
proceed to the shore of the tar belt and
begin work on the Cairo relay once it's
ready
use the Cupit to bring it online the
necessary materials are prepped for you
suppliers are limited so handle them
with care you'll be carrying a lot too
all things considered this might be one
of your hardest runs today Hartman knows
more about the site than I do so you'll
take it from here
he's dead it's about time for his
wake-up call anyway
right something I was saying homestead
was an original candidate for the weigh
station we lost to the tongue Belt
ironically we suspended construction
because we deemed it a little too
unstable and not worth the risk but this
time it's our best shot so let's hope we
weren't right to change horses in
midstream fortunately for us the
foundation we made down is still intact
all you have to do is transport the
necessary materials to the site and
finish the job
sweet I'm afraid it's only way we can
expand the network by the west and
rescue farming
we're counting on you Sam cool wait I'm
a-comin up towards the end of the game
surely you jest oh yeah that is far um
what's a ring cuz i I'm assuming I'm
leavin the snow area now so it's an all
type of stuff to bring like what type of
exoskeleton or anything I still need to
get through a lot of snow area though
we'll get a floating carrier at least
because I think we're gonna have a lot
of gear okay loads on to carrier that
wasn't that bad
are you gonna brought that on my back
get out hey
come along dozen carrier
well the carrier's a problem though
because I can't use the zip lines if I
use the carrier all the way over there
and I can use zip lines use the planes a
long way okay
carrier come here
oops okay let's go into my gear let's
Auto arrange my cargo can I put the
floating carrier on my back no well I
guess you're just gonna have to stay
there or not come with me I guess no I
don't Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam he's falling
all over the place all on his own I'm
literally not pressing any buttons okay
okay maybe yeah maybe a power skeleton
would do better the old train skeleton
is great for getting up the snow but the
altering or the other one is gonna be
better at letting me carry more I think
[Music]
how our skeleton level to remove cargo
and equip yes yeah that allows me 285
kilos it's so much stronger and then all
terrains got not carried play some
private Locker why can't I touch you
anywhere okay go and private Locker as
well
how will we fare now
better
not perfect but much better I'm not
falling over constantly now I'm hoping
that I can just take my zip lines pretty
far anyway at this point you have so
much gear and items and stuff on you
ater that's not really gonna matter see
the baby loves it
Lu's happy so we're going over that way
somewhere but I think my zip lines can
wrap around that I could have brought
the floating carrier on my back and then
had it for the arrest of the drink you
know what brain no matter Bigley I can
do whatever want me to
these zip lines are the [ __ ] best
when you get to the snow area spend time
setting up your zip line you really
appreciate it later on oh my god yes yes
yeah Oh sad this might be your hardest
thing today well it well it really [ __ ]
okay well that's is that
now let's fall down about in Jesus oh oh
oh
skinny O's wait wait wait wait let's
let's think about this where am I going
if I could put down another one
somewhere and then connected that one
wait remove all markers there's no way
of like filtering this is there well
this one oh no this one is the farthest
I can get so that's my that's my plan is
to get to that you're fine you're fine
you're fine why worry about it Sam I got
you
Norman calm down you just worry about
that amazing fetus of yours
oh oh oh we're in for a shock stress
I've been creasing I know baby I know
I'm sorry okay you want to go in the
zipi soon we're going to zippy soon food
okay that'll help
I know your stress level is increasing
but you usually stop pretty soon
afterwards so right now I can't stop I'm
on a mission may boats are getting
ruined as well maybe I'm sorry okay here
we go here we go baby here we go here we
go yeah there you go
ego Lulu there you go Lulu there you go
oh there you go
care girl ruined oxygen mask I didn't
even know I still had one on me um get
rid of it then oh it's an oxygen mask I
dropped somewhere it's not even on me
happened okay Lulu
are you ready to go on an adventure
sorry if your stress levels increasing I
totally get it
mine would be too if I were you I'm a
terrible driver
that one's red
Hey bread is cooler oh she's this lady
bite
she's ash lady 1 oh yes we're leaving
the snowy area are we gonna come across
that desert soon that's the only like
type of environment that's missing all
games do the same environments you have
the grass the area you have the wooded
area you have the snowy area and you
have the desert area and then you have
the sneezy area that's apparently this
one Mike going the right way
silent poets ha ha you can get out of it
oh yeah buddy oh god this thing slides
all over the place she's a wobbly one
there Bieber whoop really should have
called the kid Justin Justin BB alright
where are we going am I going up and
over or down and around I don't think it
matters because I'm coming down to the
the tower belt down here
oh oh oh this place is [ __ ] scary
Oh God ego oh okay okay oh good you got
it you got it Sam you're fine
that can happen
I didn't know I could fall out of the
truck
[Music]
it was awesome baby you like that is
that cool
that's just a [ __ ] go-getter
Oh God he's flying down this mountain on
his own I am NOT doing any of this okay
the music is kind of annoying me
okay stop Sam Jesus yeah the geometry
sometimes it's like I don't know what's
happening and neither should you do lulu
lululu it's okay
okay Lulu's fine okay we're down at the
tower belt but let's let's not fall in
shall we
it skipped me but just got [ __ ]
heated out of the truck I think you're
supposed to bring one this far okay
can you drive called damage though whoa
Tower belt
Higgs did you do this is this your
terror belt
oh this is so volcanic look and it's
cool
okay truck how much power have you left
in you can you go the distance
oh this is spooky there's nothing down
here it looks like where Opie one killed
Anakin he didn't kill him but [ __ ] him
up real good
this basically I'm on the high ground
[Music]
this area is cool it kind of wanted to
go it on foot what are you doing
Dehlia until you played this game for
yourself you have no idea how the
vehicles controlled because they just
tend to they hit like a rock and it's
like it builds up momentum in the
vehicle and then when you hit the rock
and you bounce a certain way it builds
up the momentum and lets it loose
it's like so much kinetic energy let
loose at once hey soon um yeah
ad ever check there was just like yeah
this is the right direction
yeah it's turning on its left on the
left on its own right now
[Music]
I'm here yeah you should be nearing the
old building site yeah look for the
turbo and submit your materials for
processing yeah
that's why I am one gonna do
[Music]
oh whoa
it's not actually a place it's just a
tiny broken bridge
trucks battery has been run out oh I
thought I thought a cutscene was about
to happen God's these types of
environments the snowy area didn't look
photo-real cuz it's it's hard do that
and snow and everything is hard to make
look realistic but this looks very
realistic I know I'm doing it
Salem poets are yelling in my ear what
do you want me to do about it
I'm here about put my stuff in huh
there we go okay what's going to happen
with this is it gonna make a big bridge
[Music]
don't even ask me about it okay
I don't want to talk about it the robot
almost as good as me a robot I thought I
was supposed to be the leg end good job
[ __ ] oh oh we're doing it I wasn't even
ready
well goddamn I was looking he was
holding on
[Music]
my batteries are in bad shape hell yeah
that's awesome where am i okay we're
heading up towards California let's go
through San Diego first though nice this
close to America's second chance edge
not City awaits the staff we're sending
we'll start by building a safehouse over
time they'll expand their operations and
establish a new facility in doing so
they'll carry on the legacy of the brave
souls lost to the Thar all thanks to you
Sam what have you once meet what if he's
like working with the terrorists and he
he wants me to do this the only way west
is through that to make matters worse I
don't believe your PCC is capable of
building anything that will get you
across no there must be a way have you
heard of zip lines you can't give up not
with what's at stake we'll see if we
can't think of something here but
considering everything you've been
through I wouldn't be surprised if
you've already got a few ideas of your
own No
not not really no I got male male with
yellow on them that's usually important
I've been an amazing tutor samples you
collected for me and I've got to say its
properties are wholly unlike those of
the more common tire we've been observed
in the planet in the past say you be
saying okay building swallowed whole by
the time I'm reading the yellow solar
hallway the tower only to miraculously
rise from its depths at a later date
looking exactly as they did when they
were lost if the tower is a gateway to
the past it has consumed then maybe it
could be manipulated to regurgitating
it's old meals yeah when you get when
you go into a boss fights the tower
spreads everywhere and then the
buildings and stuff start rising up and
down this Porter who got snagged by a PT
all this tower started bubbling up from
the ground along with the rocks and
buildings all sorts of debris give the
BT the slip stuff in the past people
said and the Porter use it do I have to
go into it and get a BT to grab me but
that's crazy dog I want to sit in a
shelter first though Thank You person
for your shelter oh and there's
generators and everything around here
I use it planes those live planes people
over here are cowards they're afraid of
the power of the zip
[Applause]
just get the PCC and like throw it into
the tire as you click like builds it
plane and then you can get across and
just keep doing that until you get
across the whole thing alright good
night monkey man call you monkey man cuz
you climb a lot and you look like a
monkey mornin okay we don't need to
watch that I want to take a poop feel
like you should take a poop it's been
weeks see if the constipation has
finally participated god it's [ __ ]
advertisement
lest you actually think I want to be
involved in the story in the world and
now you're literally just saying that
he's Norman Reedus it pulls you out of
this moment that should suffice
glad to see everything is in good
working order the latest in our line of
e^x grenades I give you the number two
as you may have surmised this model was
produced with various extracts refined
from your fecal matter
we suspect that your regular consumption
of cryptobiosis has led you to excrete
certain compounds that may prove
especially effective against beauties
huh if you would like us to produce more
you need only furnish us with the
requisite Roman I look forward to so I
should have been
I should have been peeing and pooing all
the time I've been missing out maybe
time water intake beer intake degree of
fatigue you need to drink more water Sam
Christ Pete looks like you could burn a
hole in a submarine because it contains
vaporizing compared to our first
iteration this VX grenade contains a
higher concentration of your fluids
which should make it more effective
against BTS whenever you avail yourself
of your private rooms facilities so you
needn't work cool what's up Norman how
you doing um I think else I can do right
here no I just needed him to rest up and
pacify BB and fix certain things
Oh memory time in the rain right waiting
it out but when I check the time I'm
sorry should have come sooner raining my
eyes got rain in my eyes good one
Batman are you crying no it's just
raining you've seen that clip it's so
good
alright now my backpack and everything
is all fine as well they're all fixed
okay so let's I should make no new boots
in forever
I can't fabricate stuff from here Kenny
no turn Sam Jesus Christ
animations why can't I want to fabricate
new boots
I can't fabricate new boots cuz they
ain't got nothing in here lost carry go
ladder PCC metals nope I can't make
anything because it doesn't share
materials wait what about this one
just you know share materials either
right I don't even think oh I can't even
do that
ok ok ok ok ok ok I get it
cool we good
alright let's just walk into the tower
and see what happens
I don't like this
is it all this shallow she chants to Sam
at this rate you could just walk across
but do I have any okay grenade launcher
hell yeah do I have I don't have
hematocrit needs
just borrow into the middle of it wait
for beat
okay just keep going eventually you come
acrossed off let the beat tease grab you
and drag you a small bit and then
they'll bring you to the dolphin thing
and then the dolphin thing should
produce buildings right unless you're
just gonna fall in and lose gear and I'm
just gonna end up floating there oh I
think this is working that's the edge of
the terribles what
ego no I just dropped that wasn't that
wasn't the solution looking repatriate
though any other players around here
that's weird it scans from my own audre
deck Wow here's people hey Boyd touch
your little foot touch your little head
oh no I just your ass as well nice
another player up here throw to us what
are you doing getting lost in the tower
like I am like an idiot I was wondering
if that one would actually be in the
game I was wondering if we'd actually
see it yeah yeah yeah that was my bad
Sam sorry
there's got another grenade launcher for
that dude sick
all right I'm kind of confused as to
what to do then let's go over this way
or we use the watchtower to see some
stuff maybe I can actually just get
caught by a some BT's here get that
ready put it on your tool rack oh now
it's going to get damaged let's see if
we can trigger some BTS to show up here
[Applause]
wait every time you can just show the
odds of that coming up
yeah everything's kinda just back up
this way which makes perfect sense
no this looks awesome
okay let's get caught by some BTS and
let's see what happens with that get
caught by a big one cause void Oh
take me down to the Paradise City where
the grass is green and the girls are
pretty oh won't you please take me home
yeah yeah there you go
what the [ __ ]
straight up whales Jesus Christ does
that make sense then I kept seeing like
white Arthur big buildings then if this
is supposed to be America whoa oh god oh
god no no no no no no no get up
what is the yellow what does the yellow
mean oh the Allah mean that Oh baby so
that means that the buildings had all
gotten sucked up by the tower well done
Sam yeah
what are you out there doing that and my
also being here you can do anything Sam
Jesus that's cool
holy [ __ ] so you can see the entire city
over there
okay go Sam go Sam use those power legs
Wow speed legs are probably have been
better but we're here now so what am I
gonna do about it
jump jump again keep jumping oh god oh
god oh god bewail time there you go
there you go grab that full we're almost
ruined but why I don't have Spears
do-do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do music's
awesome okay okay you can make it Sam
Jesus he looks like sin from Final
Fantasy 10
oh Jesus oh Jesus fine well you're not
claiming how much further do I have to
go
quite a distance still god he just gets
caught and [ __ ] all the time
a moving environment is not conducive to
the control scheme of this game the ego
there you go
go Sam go Sam please for the little
[ __ ] God go
it's already to get to the orange
hope my shoes hold out yeah there's
Emily I see you baby doll I would covet
something a [ __ ] whale doesn't get me
Hey
see me
Oh
my human instincts don't like that wait
wait was she there how could she be
there
am I gonna wake up on the beach again
that I died
you said yours what loaded 100% the you
ain't loaded 100% you's a liar
if she's able to be on my beach though
doesn't that mean she's dead oh don't go
in
Sam
Oh God what if she's been dead the whole
time and she's just been bait to get Sam
to do what they wanted him to do
I think we made it
Higgs scare the poor girl away do you
she's in there smell her of course I
wouldn't know for sure if it wasn't for
you and your wonderful Network that's
awesome
Sam bridges careful contents are fragile
like a world and everything in it let me
know no exception Troy stop the blinkin
people I'm not the only one wearing
masks I there there's your boss man that
woman
and oh let's not forget you
I know what ain't easy wearing a mask
all the time now the mask can come on
mmm poor sweet Amelie she's holed up in
the beach nearby hey what what say we
make it a race whoever wins gets to
usher in the end of days
doesn't like the eve of extinction bring
focus to the mine
these folks honest
there'll be no need for masks soon
drama queen
you
I hope Troy doesn't licked my face the
next time I see him
episode 9 eggs goddamn it's so weird to
see Troy's actual face finding easy to
get to Emily she should be safe so take
your time and do it right okay
ahead inside the big boat yeah I'm
starting to wonder if I believe is even
real or alive or she's just a ploy if
diehard man is working with pigs I just
got here
I can't even enjoy this one yeah I can
still just as good
all right away remote detonation grants
regardless the nationwide network will
serve as your ticket home just bear in
mind that by bringing edge not online
you'll likely be revealing Natalie's
location to eggs you'll need to get to
her before he does
head to your private room and get your
gear sorted when you're ready to go
we'll give you what you need make sure
not to leave the distro Center without
taking the order Santa he just said not
to know
oh yeah go rest first
we're coming up close towards the end
it's weird
spending so long wondering what des
training was all about and now we're at
the end of it and I'm like I think I get
it are you there me Sam over here homily
the networks nearly complete
just one more knot to go and then
America will be whole again did I ever
tell you my real name I wanted to its
Amerigo after Amerigo Vespucci the man
who discovered the continent I thought
it was Columbus except America was full
of it
he lied America is a lie Emily I'm on
the beach Sam our Beach the one where I
was born pigs will never find me here he
can't so don't worry get the last cupid
to edge not City and finish what we
started
I'll meet you in your room at the
distros Center when it's all over
there's something you need to know Sam
I've kept things from you worn a mask
for the longest time everything he said
about me is true I could end it all
and kind distinction that's what I am
how does that even mean
but it's not what I want to be all I
want is for you and me and everyone in
this world to be whole
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promise you'll stop me don't let me end
it all I'll be waiting for you on the
beach only what homily so [ __ ]
bizarre all right Sam you you need to
drink you need to pee after that maybe
take a shower everybody take a shower
that's diehard man's voice also kind of
sounded like Emily's voice or Amerigo I
guess
you still with me Sam check the terminal
and pick up that order before you leave
maybe that's why he's so insistent on
everything it's part of the gameplay
mechanics to be like hey go here and do
this thing but maybe he like really
wants me to do it so that's why he's
constantly like hey easy luckily for us
the automated systems at the distro
centre there still seem to be
operational so what's the key is entered
a word of caution Sam the activation key
has a unique identifier if anything
happens to it
you can't just print a new one it's one
of a kind irreplaceable for the love of
all that's holy don't lose it
and don't go breaking it either I I get
it
no pressure is what you're saying got it
don't [ __ ] it up idiot yes I know that
is exactly what I thought it was boots
let's say you have to or maybe he's
counting the one that I have on me I
don't know what I should be making right
now if I like if I need something at the
end of this area
the network activation key was a BB did
you see that it's like a BB pod a device
required to connect edged not cities at
the Chiron network each Key has its own
unique ID meaning they can't be replaced
if lost interesting bridges boots you
can not go in there because we're going
to recycle you okay psycho [ __ ] boo
they go thank you
I thought I'll also maybe save the game
here thank you
no no no no no no no no let's save the
game here just in case cuz I I don't
want to get to that area and realize oh
crap I should have brought like grenades
and boomy booms and oh maybe we should
make her mattock grenades private Locker
cool anybody got any stuff and shared
locker no hardly no one's here that's
fine I don't need friends they
disappoint me I have a feeling we might
have to go through some some bTW some
bad territory all right now we should be
geared up and ready to head out
oh good nervous
coming off towards the end of the game
and I don't know if it's because this is
the thing now that were a certain length
into the episode where I'm like should
we end this one here or what should we
keep going and figure out what we're
doing I don't know
mister could be there could be 45
minutes left
or there could be two hours Oh lots of
people are we're here already
lots of people finish the game already
at least this place actually does look
like a city loo is happy that doesn't
sound like happy that sounds like God
God stop jostling me around at the front
of you here comes the rain here it comes
down
okay it's time for baby bTW bad time
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already know we can handle this by now I
said let me pull the gun good okay
there's nothing near me cuz we still
have a lot to figure out we still have
to find out who masks Mickelson's
character is we've to maybe fight Higgs
if he's gonna be like the final boss oh
my god this places
the [ __ ]
this is something weird [ __ ]
blood-borne blobbies oh no stinky yeah
gross just sit there is it so disgusting
going the [ __ ] are they
besides nightmare fuel there's something
to get the [ __ ] away from that's what
the air oh ok ok oh God
we're still fighting we're good I see a
shadow looming over my head this one
right there
oh sweet Jesus
oh god I should have brought an assault
rifle
okay drop I'm assuming I can't use my
[ __ ] bowler going on them nope maybe
this one
I have explosive grenades so I can keep
my slip grenades a revolver circling
impacts upper enemies ass-licking agent
on impact to stop enemies in their
tracks effective against humans but
ineffective against BTS will have no
effect on BTS well having no effect on
Petey's you sure about that okay we're
fine
we're good I'm saying that god are you
kidding me
are you [ __ ] kidding me
my stress levels increasing - Lou I
press jump but he just fell off he
jumped at the edge of the platform and
then just fell off the platform instead
of jumping over it whatever it's cuz I
was crouched in the game doesn't like
when you jump on your crouch at the same
time
no how the hell do we get back can they
just go under it we can pill yet you
know what I'm gonna go back and like
this person sign wait I'm gonna like
this sign and then put up my own sign to
point down
okay I want a sign that does thought
there's no sign to point in other words
come this way and then put it down a
sign here for that
that didn't really work but then you put
a sign down to go this way
oh is that gonna explode okay
Jesus this place is weird
so what should destroyed stuff
everywhere up up a heads not on the
chiral Network though I have to go this
way into the death
stranding letsplay spooky I don't like
it
ow that was my B that was my bye-bye
same I did not see him I try not to
waste my ammo either I'm just trying to
get away from them
whoa oh whoa those are still be teased
blobby tease those that are laying on
the ground are hard to see
no I like that sound oh hey bud
you guys are fighting you guys I can
deal with stay still nice
Kobe awesome downtown
get your crystal and go or don't oh my
god
oh [ __ ] right there okay got him
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you know you can grab that from there
good I'm glad I got some grenades with
me
[ __ ] [ __ ]
and the know where he is I don't know he
is just run just run just run laughs
[ __ ]
oh he was gold why is he gold whoa
[Applause]
because the Klem here is super dense
I'll just go
I worked wonders
[Applause]
let me get away
[Applause]
this alright nice it was easy oh oh it's
gonna hurt yeah I know I know
that was my BBB sorry I'm sorry I'm
sorry I'm a bad dad I'm a terrible
father I bring you into war zones and I
subject' you to horrible [ __ ] it's bad
enough that I have to see it but you
seeing it as well yeah we're gonna have
to pacify you a lot because you are
stressed no no no Sam stop I'm doing
this and Sam is just like is this good
is that good you want your BB shaken not
stirred
we're soothing a baby we're not making a
smoothie there you go
yes penis movie
relaxing after the intensity of the big
things the beef things the bad Tings the
big titties you got to take some rest
bite
can I go across this
I want to go down in there
then there is the death God this place
is [ __ ]
I did not realize oh okay okay okay all
right you want to tussle with the muscle
[ __ ]
how [ __ ] fire that I throw that I ran
out of grenades
just use your bola it works just as good
if not better
because they get a big wide amount of
rope to use
got him there's another one down there
we'll get to you in a second serve
everybody line up
Sam's well-equipped to take you all out
take you down kill you all yep
there was another okay they just [ __ ]
myself
yep I [ __ ] myself goodly today night
okay
Bernie I can't equip while I'm doing
this
get off me I know my ass is hot y'all
want to say sir that Norman read ass
well you're not allowed you know what
you get you know what she get for that
now y'all getting peed on
it's pee pee time yes peepee time you
didn't like that did you the power of P
cannot be underestimated now drink up
some more monster energy because we need
all the pee we can get that's only 11
million there's a piece am you're gonna
need to try harder than that
these are empty do I need blood yes I do
I needed blood badly okay
okay
cut em down
oh [ __ ] howdy and howdy
I probably could just sprint through
this place and be fine
but I don't want a chanson oh [ __ ]
which one grabbed me
Lu approaching oxen toxemia oh god okay
we're just running after this I can't I
can't spend time shaking you guys off
forever
god you're fast what's that hey we gotta
wait
I want my Audra dick to just be like
thank God hey Lu is happy again I think
running also suits him a little bit is
this shaking him around Jesus I really
feel like I'm just doing all of this for
somebody else like I'm playing into the
bad guys and that's what it feels like
okay here's your Network activation key
it's a bridge baby or at least the pod
to hold them in
interfacing so this is the furthest it's
ever gone no one has ever gotten this
far with stuff before is awesome
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211 oh they can go up put me on that
chiral daddy oh yeah
okay I let this one play out cuz I am
afraid of missing anything now so late
in the game we're doing it Lou
Wow that's a big win I did it
United cities of America it's all
together group and rocket launcher I def
[ __ ] human sacrifices under London
Bridge bridge midnight in the Earth's
mantle Richmond night
we've done it Sam nakai rule Network now
spans the entire continent our nation is
whole again reborn as the united cities
of america they did it you still have
one more job to do Sam
a new nation needs a new leader and only
one woman has what it takes to succeed
Bridget strand a woman destined from
birth to inherit this legacy Emily she's
out there damn right she does didn't she
see that she's being held captive by
them I thought they already had her and
I was coming over to like get her back
from them yeah you deserve a good rest
Sam you just ran across all of America
so
you can Philly or New York Sam it's me
homily
what the [ __ ]
that's so creepy the [ __ ] is happening
[Music]
what is happening
what is going on everything's starting
to deteriorate everything
[Music]
hmm
last end
contact with what imminent I'm so
[ __ ] scared okay yeah let's make the
quadruple rocket launcher I feel like
I'm gonna need it
let's get is this the one that can use
hematocrit it's not capable of firing
emoticons yeah let's get level 3 of that
let's get a bunch of hematocrit AIDS I
have my grenade launcher I am getting
everything I can for whatever the [ __ ]
is about to happen god what do I have to
fight
Oh No
[Music]
holy
but how exactly everything is a complete
chiral network I spray all across
America and they can all nuts in the
poem I have
that's awesome
[Music]
Oh
five even five mass extinctions each
caused by an extinction entity and now
it's time every six what a [ __ ] get
back I'm not talking about the death of
a few dozen species now this misses the
granddaddy of them all bt antimatter
voiding out all life as we know it and
it wouldn't be possible not a Boy Scout
like you willing to make us all
what do you say come on
time to meet your inner homily it's
moving with her the great work is nearly
complete
every knot is joined soon I will merge
them and all mankind's beaches into a
single Shore anthem
welcome an extinction like no other more
massive than any before it the last this
is my purpose what the hell they do you
the last stranded my reason for being
the first was nothing more than a kraler
[Music]
surely you figured it out
do
people like us
nightmares haunt us visions of an
inescapable future sound familiar
doomsday Sam [ __ ] you don't you get it
you can speed this up or slow it down
cannot stop what they started
even if you beat me
you can't save her
that's all this
this is a done deal
so God will fight this
what the for okay quadruple rocket
launch
yeah it's just this bad boy out
yes
this works very well
that sounds so creepy
can I shoot her
am ia still doing damage
[Music]
I heard it
this is [ __ ] nuts okay didn't get any
blood bags to go
that's good right
hahaha
what's got louder little man no
sheesh rise that's so cool really that's
where you want to be
I would not choose there okay thanks for
letting me know
oh [ __ ]
there we go
[ __ ] I think we're good doing good
though
I don't want to the view oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
ow ow ow I need blood bags I didn't
bring any blood bags that's me [ __ ] it
up
so any other players that can help me oh
[ __ ] I can't cuz I have no ammo for it
this isn't do anything what Mike yes
thank you gamer pick it up I don't need
the rocket launcher the hope thank you
II quit
can you give me more blood banks [ __ ]
get up yes
yes
these are an invisible wall the music so
[ __ ] cool
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh No
okay
okay equip the rocket launcher again
wait do it oh do I have to pick up a new
one what
where does it become a new one
whatever okay a [ __ ] chick copy yeah
go Sam I don't know what's one I don't
know where anything is Jesus the camera
okay where is it [ __ ] hell
this is stressful enough already
there we go so I'm down
oh [ __ ] oh there's so many oh there's so
many I really should take out my assault
rifle for this
[ __ ] [ __ ] walls closing in around me
god
leave me alone [ __ ]
see the assault rifles but it's the
blood bags that I need yes pick it up
pick up Christ
okay
keep shoot keeps you keeps you and keeps
you okay rocket launcher time God
haven't discussed Viennese menus is so
obnoxious
yes yes
I'm gonna do you to the reset thing
again I'm a shooter straight the face I
own the [ __ ] yes
that's good right that feels like good
that feels like I did a good thing
[Music]
alright doesn't have things on the sweet
there we go have you [ __ ] him up [ __ ]
stop moving
yeah reset do your thing again
I see a [ __ ] okay
drop that
oh and keep running Sam look at that oh
there's another one
there's a speed scouting over there
actually yeah
why go down this way sweet maybe a speed
skeleton would help a lot more
this is so [ __ ] insane
you're a [ __ ] head
but sound is awesome
Oh weird
gotcha okay starting to get a rhythm for
it now
still do damage yep
keep shooting all you want there Sammy
boy
no we're back we're back you're gonna go
back and you go oh god pick it up please
no Jesus what are you doing why are you
so extra
and make sure I'm getting clean shots I
don't know if oh he's always dead
blow up the head whooping I got a happy
[ __ ] [ __ ] this is bad this is bad this
is bad
run run run run run run run run run run
run run hood do not you calling this
Jesus [ __ ] I didn't see you
okay okay okay
[ __ ] was that it
I don't think that was it it was not it
I could use another one of those rocket
launchers if you have one lying around
anybody
okay put away the going you're faster
without it what are these
but River Rock lush yeah buddy
I would like both of these please
what's up Handley you did good you were
supposed to we're so close
we're so close well these five do it and
don't know what are you doing
[ __ ]
ah
böck oh he just [ __ ] shut be teased
at me get off me you sons of [ __ ] no
no no no no not now no are you serious I
was so close
[ __ ] that sucks
I get you all this is gonna start me off
at the start of it again please please
no
please no
is it is it right back at the beginning
no it's not hell yeah
cuz I'm a riparian [ __ ] oh I I'm out of
ammo [ __ ] okay pick up that's all right
yes
did you pick it up no you picked up the
sink [ __ ] rocket-launching you just
put there that has no ammo in
you ain't got [ __ ] dude
it look happy in the end
can't move
oh my god that was awesome
jaysus that no one's ever done that
before in this universe Oh their hands
on them
I want to simple food
hell yes
eat [ __ ] you pirate [ __ ]
[Music]
damn that was so intense how do I do
I'm ain't yeah because I died in the
middle of it yeah whatever Emily
Oh God
she's fine extinctions on hold for now
let it go
oh all that for a patriot well we'll
pick this up when you're done
dying Oh
they on the beach for the grand finale
smacking her ass no no no no baby no
what the [ __ ] man hates you as an
[ __ ] oh you can grab the cargo as
well I did not know that I don't die
often in the game so that would make
sense maybe he's okay
oh whoa everything's all fining it Jesus
man that was [ __ ] nuts
okay well I'm gonna leave this episode
here that was I honestly thought that
that was gonna be the last battle I'm
glad it's not because there's still so
much that we need to figure out and
what's going on and in typical kijima
fashion I'm assuming the ending is going
to be like an hour's worth of cutscenes
so we'll get to all of that in the next
episode but this one was really
interesting we finally got to see the
last city and what it's all about now we
kind of know why that big giant guy
showed up that one time cuz Higgs was
there at the very beginning of the game
as well
he just summons them to create huge void
outs so the bigger the BT the bigger the
void out maybe I don't know I don't
really know how that works yet but we
seem to know a lot more about what's
going on where babies come from what
they are how are their maids we know who
Amelie is and what she's capable of it's
still a little fuzzy but I'll read up on
it and get into it again next time and
hopefully by the end of the next episode
next episodes last episode so don't
forget to subscribe if you want to keep
an eye out for that and turn on bells
and all that so you're very up to date
you know exactly when it comes out
because it's got to be a big one and
we're going to figure out what all of
this is all about but until then I'm
gonna love you and leave you wait Sam
has to do his send-off Sam what's her
send-off oh wait
I know yeah I know okay
unto all Bibi can i okay apparently I
have to rest
Oh baby no can i you're okay
oh that was close
that was a close one BB that's my our
deck okay wait my our deck is fine now
it was ruined in the fight okay maybe
not okay Sam Sam you have to give us our
send-off it's the longest outro for a
video I've done yeah that's that's good
enough
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