I WAS SAYING TO HER, "HEY, BREAK A LEG."
AND THEN-- AND THEN IN FRENCH YOU SAY INSTEAD OF BREAK A LEG
YOU SAY.
>> ( BLEEP ).
>> Stephen: WHICH MEANS.
>> WHICH MEANS ( BLEEP ).
>> Stephen: WHY DO YOU SAY ( BLEEP )?
>> BECAUSE, WHEN IT WAS THE CARRIAGES WITH THE HORSES--
>> Stephen: THE OLD DAYS IN THEATER.
>> YEAH, THEY WOULD TAKE THE PUBLIC TO-- I MEAN, THE AUDIENCE
TO THE THEATER.
IF YOU HAD A LOT OF ( BLEEP ) IN FRONT OF YOUR THEATER, IT MEANT
THAT YOU HAD A LOT OF PEOPLE COMING BECAUSE THE HORSE WOULD
( BLEEP ).
( LAUGHTER ) MY EXPLANATION --
>> YOU EXPLAINED IT BEAUTIFULLY.
>> YEAH, YOU-- YOU SAY ( BLEEP ).
>> Stephen: YES.
IT SOUNDS SO MUCH BETTER, YOU KNOW.
IT SOUNDS-- THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I LOVE ABOUT THE
FRENCH AND THE FRENCH LANGUAGE IS I SOMETIMES WISH I WAS
FRENCH.
>> YOUR NAME IS SUPER FRENCH.
MY NAME IS FRENCH, BUT I'M NOT >> Stephen: TRES FRENCH.
BUT I'M NOT.
I'M IRISH.
ANYTHING YOU SAY IN FRENCH SOUNDS SO MUCH MORE ELEGANT AND
SEXY AND KIND OF PROFOUND, YOU KNOW.
I'D LIKE TO TRY SOMETHING WITH YOU.
>> OKAY.
>> I'D LIKE TO TRY SAYING THINGS THAT ARE COMPLETELY MUNDANE IN
ENGLISH AND TO SEE HOW SEXY AND PROFOUND THEY SOUND AND
INTRIGUING KIND OF THEY SOUND IN FRENCH.
WOULD YOU DO THAT WITH ME.
>> I WOULD DO THAT WITH YOU?
>> Stephen: GREAT.
JIMMY, LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: JE SUIS PRATIQUEMENT
SUR QUE CETTE MAYONNAISE EST >> Stephen: "COMPOSEZ LE NEUF
POUR OBTENIR UNE LIGNE EXTRIEURE."
>> "LAISSEZ-MOI VOUS RACONTER L'HISTOIRE DU PRIX D'OCCASION
QUE J'AI OBTENU SUR MON VESTE EN JEAN."
>> Stephen: "JE SENT DES CHEVEUX QUI SONT EN TRAIN DE BRLER."
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> "JE VOUS JURE, JE N'AI AUCUNE IDE CE QUI SE PASSE A LA FIN
D'INCEPTION."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: "J'AI UN CAS
HISTORIQUE DE MARCAGE DU DERRIRE."
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: MARION COTILLARD, EVERYBODY!
LE FILM EST "MACBETH"!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.