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Welcome everybody, welcome.
We are starting our show today with one of our
dear friends Barbara Corcoran in the house.
[Barbara Corcoran] Thank you!
She is my favorite of the sharks,
because she
[Barbara Corcoran] She says that to every shark.
No, not true because she
[Barbara Corcoran] Oooo!
Is a self made millionare,
and she can afford pretty much everything she wants,
but she really spends, well back in the day.
I was gonna cal it cheap, but
[Barbara Corcoran] It's a little cheap.
She's a little cheap.
Anyway, no we are really having fun with this,
because this is, you know, one of the main themes
of our shows that we are accessible and
we have can-do attitude, and anything you see on our show
anybody could try or be a part of.
And that's kind of what we are talking about.
That whether you're rich or poor she's gonna walk
us trough five things she does not think are worth
of money.
And I happened to agree with her.
Um, and I was eating her first prop by the way,
before the show started.
But I think this is really brilliant.
I don't want to steal her thunder.
Tell me your first thing you don't want
to spend money on.
[Barbara Corcoran] The first thing I never spend money
on a business class or first class plane seat.
Forget it. I'm too cheap.
What I do instead, however is make my coach seat
look better than all those suckers paying
triple the price.
Up in the first class.
Triple the price,
if you price it lately, it's gonna be like
ten times the price.
[Barbara Corcoran] Really, is it that much, I don't care.
The fool is funny. But what I do is I bring napkin
that napkin that is starched from home.
I always bring two kinds of cheese.
It's a soft and hard cheese.
Right over here. Come on, have a seat.
I'll show you what I'm...
How do you get the wine?
Do you get that after you go trough security?
[Barbara Corcoran] Well, no what I do with the wine
is I buy it at the airport after security, because
I don't want to wait for the stewardess to say:
'Would you like something to drink?'
I'm already guzzling that wine by the time she said it.
So I...So I buy the bread.
Beautiful food.
[Barbara Corcoran] Piece of fruit.
Either croissant or bread. And all kinds of salami,
my favorite. And I just sit there and
I'm telling you people ...
That is adorable.
[Barbara Corcoran] People look at you with hate.
I know, they are so jealous.
[Barbara Corcoran] They are jealous.
Even the people in the first class are smelling
all this good stuff. I want some of that.
You can't have it.
Do you know we've been greatest?
We have the greatest green room food,
I think of any american television show.
That's for sure.
And our staff works so hard, it's like the,
it's like a restaurant, a bistro.
And use restroom, right?
[Barbara Corcoran] Let me tell you, delicious.
Aa, so we are, we have no shortage
of great food here. Before the show today,
all I was doing was snagging on what Barbara put together
for that airplane.
[Barbara Corcoran] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who won't like this?
Everything and everybody likes.
That's beautiful.
[Barbara Corcoran] Come on over here.
Alright, what's next?
[Barbara Corcoran] I just once spend money
on a designer bag and everybody thinks
I should have two three thousands a fancy bag.
What I'm looking for always is a bag that cheap
with hard leather, not expensive leather.
Cause expensive leather, leather gets the form of
everything inside.
It's stretches out.
So I, I load this crap outside...
So you literally buy the cheap and cheerful
bag that's awesome.
[Barbara Corcoran] But, that's good as file cabinets fit.
Shoes fit. You just loaded it and...
And do you know I've had this bag for three years now
and I've had repaired it twice.
These are popped.
And look at the mileage I get out of this.
And it still looks nice. Come on.
Looks great.
[Barbara Corcoran] Yeah.
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And... And you are not gonna cry if you spill
your wine on it.
As it didn't cost two thousand dollars.
[Barbara Corcoran] I'm gonna cry.
I don't wanna waste that, right?
Right. Right.
[Barbara Corcoran] But my next is cheap jewelry.
I, I love cheap jewelry. Makes me so happy.
[Barbara Corcoran] Yeah, and everybody because
I seen me on TV with really big jewelry.
They think I'm rich and they think, and I think I have
a picture of me on Chart Ten.
Yeah, yeah.
[Barbara Corcoran] It's all cheap, don't fall for it.
I spend no more than thirty dollars on
anything that I wear.
These diamonds were less than thirty.
You can't tell the difference.
No, you can't!
[Barbara Corcoran] And when you lose it, you
don't cry.
Same deal, you lose it you don't cry.
[Barbara Corcoran] You lose it, who cares?
So cheap jewelry is good.
If my husband...Well.
If my husband wants to give me real diamonds - feel free!
[Barbara Corcoran] Oh, you one of those?
No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
I love cheap fake jewelry.
[Barbara Corcoran] Okay, there it is. Okay.
Two other things. I won't spend money on bottled water
because I love New York water, I hate carrying the
bottles home. And it's trash.
New York water it is delicious.
And we export it to a lot of other people.
[Barbara Corcoran] But so many people will get
all those bottles, and it's a waist, goes to the landfill
in New Jersey, it's terrible.
And the last is I do not buy pens for my company.
And the reason for that is years ago I had a thousand
employees, and I realized I was spending thousands
a month on pens.
A thousand dollars a month?
[Barbara Corcoran] Yeah, that's twelve thousand a year.
Now, I'm not that cheap, because I treat my employees
so well always. But here's the thing.
Pens have a way of leaving the office and never coming back.
So now people have to bring their own pens.
And I love it. I like:'Bring that pen, man.
BYOP. BYOP.
[Barbara Corcoran] It's all that.
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