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well Fox okay again the cypher Raige can
ghosts but do you not think it would
have worked better for his fearlessness
to be a talent that he had not an
unchangeable disability you know it
could be like a form of meditation so
that when the character is not in combat
he could still show emotion the right in
the middle of a deadly asteroid storm
and he's like I'm bored
everybody left their seats to do nothing
where the [ __ ] is everybody going he
tells them to wormhole travel to the
closest planet so that they can escape
they escape the asteroids but the ship
took a lot of damage so in the future it
looks like oxygen masks are cordless and
there's just one guy with a bag of them
passing them out so the life suit is
kept behind the chair but not the oxygen
masks so like if that guy gets knocked
out during an emergency nobody gets to
breathe but hey at least you got your
life suit excuse me while I cover up
this leak with some paper so the ship is
now [ __ ] and they need to land on a
nearby planet well Smith then notice is
a very slowly blinking light and then
presses a warning okay so that was a
button this planet has been placed under
class one quarantine by the
interplanetary Authority it seems like
kind of an important thing to know
before you land there so why would you
design the incoming emergency message
function like that there's no beeping
noise to get your attention or anything
now that would be a slight annoyance to
the pilots and their comfort is far more
important than the lives of every single
person on board
Will Smith says they need to land
somewhere else this ship is gonna tear
apart at any moment this ship's gonna
tear apart and here I thought you needed
to land because you were at risk of
drifting in space forever with no
engines I don't understand why it would
tear apart at any moment why exactly is
the ship going to tear apart at any
moment I mean you escape the asteroid
storm and I get that space is a vacuum
that's exerting some sort of force on
your ship but considering the ship has
not torn apart what exactly leads you to
the conclusion that it will at any
moment whatever it's because of that
that they need to land on the planet so
cypher Raige goes back to where khatai
is dang he's lucky that the cordless
oxygen mask person was right there it
was a really shitty system anyway he
tries to come khatai down to stop him
from [ __ ]
for ventilating place to tie the only
one strapped in where the [ __ ] is
everybody else apparently these chairs
are for sleeping only and not to be used
for any sort of emergency cypher Raige
managed to make it all the way back to
his seat and what everybody else is just
running around fixing holes with paper
what could you possibly be doing that's
more important than strapping in before
a [ __ ] crash landing oh [ __ ] it looks
like I should have strapped in what the
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so when I first saw the movie I assumed
that one of the people that was now
flying out in that direction was cypher
Raige but that is not the case because
he did not only survive but after the
crash he is found still inside the ship
what the [ __ ]
so where did these other people come
from if they didn't get sucked out in
the same direction as Will Smith in the
first place okay so there's a minor
breach in the far camp like away from
the camera a small breeze but we don't
see it but he doesn't feel fear he's
it's just off camera though because he
can ghost he's able to grab on he grabs
onto a lens and a door closes around him
because it knows it's in there and the
ship is smart then there's another
bigger breach on the camera side from
dude Smith oxes show that breach and
that's when people start firing at us to
reach to
doors what doors the doors are off
screams that's why I didn't back from
the first but no wait the breach where
so would be the first explosion on the
other side of the door the ship has a
hallway going alongside and then there's
doors into the inner compartment the
inner compartment stays completely
separate the people most of the people
are inside of that apartment
Madeleine breach happens in the only two
people in the hallway area are Jaden and
Will Smith Jaden Smith is strapped in
from you state but Will Smith is like
why did the other people not get sucked
on in the same way that will and then
they came out of the door so Will Smith
got sucked into a different part of the
ship did not fit through the hole he
grabs up the edge of the hole and feels
it so that nobody else can fall out when
the other help-help breaks all the
people in the room blow out the back
side or because he's maybe because he's
blocking that one hole and one holes on
one side and the other holes on the
other side it cancels itself out and he
doesn't get sucked out either side cuz
he's in between both holes by both at
the same time and therefore not at all
okay so I get that it might have cost a
bit more money to animate the ship
actually crashing but that's the best
sound effect that you can [ __ ] come
up with I'm sure that's exactly what it
would sound like
so khatai wakes up after the crash he
takes off his oxygen mask like a [ __ ]
idiot and then puts it back on when he
realizes he can't breathe it looks like
there's a special security feature on
the ship designed for when it crashes
it's trying to seal itself off so it can
regulate oxygen within its own
atmosphere but there's a body in the way
and it just keeps going back up and
trying again so instead of putting in
the effort to drag him onto the ship in
the hopes that he could maybe be saved
he just pushes them outside and wouldn't
you know it now it's sealed and oxygen
can regulate within the ship yay but can
someone tell me what the [ __ ] is the
point in designing it so that it can
form its shape around objects that are
in the way if it's just going to go back
up because something's in the way you'd
think that that's the reason why they
designed it to shape like that
theoretically if it just stopped when it
was down and didn't go back up it would
still be seals nope something's in the
way sorry no breathing for you he finds
his dad and he's more bored than ever
they then realized that they're
literally the only ones on the entire
[ __ ] ship to survive for safety
drills even a thing in the future or
wife he tells good ty where to find the
emergency beacon in the cockpit and even
though it was where he was supposed to
find it it's badly damaged
apparently the place they keep it
doesn't do a very good job at keeping it
safe he helps his dad onto this thing
Seifer decides to update the mission log
with their failure and it seems like
khatai is now hooked on pushing over
dead bodies
I love how effortlessly he did that yeah
I'm just gonna push this body over here
with my one arm and his other hands like
yeah I'm gonna help nope no I'm not was
his dead body in a seated position why
did you do this Seifer explains that
they can't use the distress beacon
because it's too badly damaged but there
is an extra one in the tail section of
the ship which just happens to be over a
hundred kilometers away well whatever
your experience dead you can go get it
right both my legs are broken one very
bad Wow [ __ ] not only are both of his
legs broken but one of them very badly
the other one not so much
so cypher gives Kataya a rundown of what
he's going to need to do to save the day
a filtration inhalers
- increasing your oxygen extraction
atmosphere has changed yes they have
people can't breathe anymore yes so they
have to kind of eat these Oreo cookies
yeah there's a wire they're kind of like
inhalers and you have to you have to
like and it coats here coats your lungs
so you can extract more oxygen from it
okay now he has something that he can
bring with him so he can breathe in the
environment wait I thought the oxygen
mask II had earlier was cordless like
obviously it's future science but what
about it makes it so that it can work
inside the ship it's supposedly not work
outside the ship you'd think that khatai
would ask these questions but no it
seems like the script literally forgot
that these things existed or maybe in
the script they were just written as
oxygen masks but then somewhere down the
line in the design process someone
thought hey wouldn't it be cool if the
oxygen masks were cordless cuz it's the
future and just nobody realized that
that would clash with khatai needing to
take these [ __ ] things every 20 to 24
hours well I guess if he could just
carry around that oxygen mask everywhere
that he wouldn't be in as much danger -
we'll be able to see everything that you
see and what you do not see okay so
katana doesn't have that much to worry
about because he's got the biggest
badass in the galaxy looking out for him
this is a class one quarantine planet
everything on this planet has evolved to
kill humans everything on this planet is
evolved to kill humans as in within the
thousand years that humans weren't there
not only with the course of evolution
over only a thousand years not even
really matter but how would creatures in
the environment evolve to kill a species
that's absent from it like you
understand that evolution is just
natural selection right so how would the
ability to kill humans specifically be
enough of a biological benefit that
members of the same species wouldn't
pass on their genes because that's
really the only way that something can
be evolved to kill humans otherwise
there's no reason why those genetic
traits would become dominant in the
species unless my evolved to kill humans
he just means evolved to kill most
things the most rational explanation as
to how this could be possible is to
assume that the supposed evolution that
took place was entirely before humans
even left which really makes you
question why they wouldn't mention that
at all in the beginning
but you wouldn't have even had to add
any extra dialogue just replace some of
the stock footage with humans being
killed by some of the creatures before
they evacuate literally all the visuals
you showed for reasons why humans left
Earth consists of fossil fuel burning
industrialization and that
girl disasters so either these creatures
that evolved to kill humans were part of
the reason why we left and they just
didn't show or mention anything or the
creatures that remained on earth evolved
to kill a species that was completely
absent over the course of a thousand
years [ __ ] genius started off looking
at it as science fiction but we were
surprised to see how it's moving away
from science fiction and this
possibility is more legitimate science
do you know where we are no sir this is
Earth so the part of the ship he's
headed towards is the part of the ship
that kept the Ursa and neither of them
are certain as to whether or not it
escaped so Will Smith reassures him that
he'll be keeping an eye out using the
video feed oh I get it so if he doesn't
learn how to ghost by the end of the
movie then he'll become a real ghost I'm
still bored so now cat eyes adventure
starts like my spiritual advisor or
something what do you feel my body feels
heavy he explains that the gravitational
pull on earth is different than at home
and the very next shot he's climbing up
a [ __ ] cliff he makes it to the top
and yeah everything's so pretty muff
[ __ ] birds and [ __ ] Seifer sends out
a bunch of drones so he can see the area
better man just look at all those drones
if only one of them had a tiny
extendable arm so that it could go to
the beacon and set it off and I have to
risk your son's life thanks Obama
he explains that most of the planet
freezes over at night so he should find
one of the several hotspots each evening
so he doesn't freeze to death
so I forget some painkillers for his
broken leg you know just because the
future has improved hologram technology
doesn't mean the companies wouldn't find
it more cost effective or efficient to
actually just print the [ __ ] thing on
the label that case is clearly designed
to hold those painkillers but asked to
look pretty or else it won't work like
couldn't every argument as to why there
should be Holograms there also applied
to just why there should be an LED
screen or something bar Holograms now
cheaper than LEDs the other thing I
thought was really interesting was the
user interface the holographic imagery
and and and and all the controls were
actually very futuristic and and I think
that that in it they'll stand the test
of time they did such a good job with
that that you know 10 20 years hence
it'll still
look futuristic whatever let's just
assume that it's more practical and
cost-effective to install holograms on
every single container he is now
conflicted with the fact that it will
impair his abilities to look out for his
son then we got a great flashback
featuring him on a video call with his
daughter oh boy I know happens but down
the book he's gonna die of boredom it's
a real book from a museum it's Moby Dick
great it's Moby Dick who gives a [ __ ]
it's not like I could have figured that
out with you holding the title in front
of the [ __ ] camera he said I could
even hold on to it hold on what the book
it disturbs me to think of what was
going through his mind when he was
confused about what the boy was letting
her hold on to just try to forget that I
said that he's so bored he's just
looking into the distance just please
[ __ ] hang up you're so annoying I
wish in US I would come and kill you and
what the [ __ ] is with those guys in the
background they are completely [ __ ]
still when I first saw the beginning of
this scene I thought that he might have
been in some kind of computerized
training program that allowed him to
pause so then you can see this guy kind
of coughed so I have no idea what the
[ __ ] it was going for but it's really
awkward either way so the flashback ends
and he decides that he's not gonna drug
himself up just yet not even sure why
that flashback happened in the first
place I mean did that influence his
decision he's like I better save my son
at least he's not as boring as her did
the audience need to be reminded of the
fact that he loves his family because of
how emotionless he's been throughout the
entire movie I wonder if they had to
sand that log down or something so he
didn't get splinters yeah hyena okay so
you're actively looking for the Ursa
well you haven't sent a drone to like
the crash site yet like you know exactly
where it is because you've just sent
your son on a mission to go there but
you don't consider that to be the first
place you should send a drone
you know inspect the crash site and see
if the US has even escaped
I guess maybe if he could feel fear that
he'd start worrying about consequences
khatai walks around for a bit and all of
a sudden his suit changes color my suits
turn to black I like you but I think
it's something bad I'm tracking a
life-form moving toward you from the
West
it is right back time just recognize
your power this will be your creation
okay I don't subscribe to the idea that
you should listen to your parents
regardless of what they say but you are
literally ignoring the advice of the
sole person responsible for saving
humanity from [ __ ] extinction this
guy knows this [ __ ] better than any
[ __ ] person on the planet which isn't
saying much because the only other
person on the planet is you but Jesus
Christ just [ __ ] listen to him he's
trying to save your ass okay so now all
these other ones they're just popping up
on the radar like they were all
completely motionless before for some
reason were they just chillin out maxin
relaxin all cool okay so this little
[ __ ] isn't gonna listen so he's just
gonna run there's nobody [ __ ] hated
and chase scenes when the thing that's
chasing the main character is clearly
faster than them but every time it cuts
to a new shot it's like they gave him a
[ __ ] ten-second head start
[ __ ] hardcore tropic
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yeah he manages to make it to the water
and escape my damn Cutlass away you are
not being followed take a dish you want
to die today that is fine but you're not
going to kill me you are going to have
to administer the antitoxin in sequence
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yeah please come get me
setai inject yourself directly into your
heart press it into the ground oh [ __ ]
this is gonna be awesome roll over on it
and press it into the ground Qatar it's
too good I'm still bored so after having
passed out for the second time today
he's awoken by his father saying that he
needs to get the [ __ ] out of there
temperatures dropping 5 degrees every 10
minutes you've got nine point seven
kilometres to the hot spot so khatai
runs along watching on watch and cypher
Raige gets himself a shunt and then has
another flashback with Senshi look no
you know there's no way I can actually
do that from here no I think it's crazy
to think that this was supposed to be
heartfelt he seriously felt as if he
needed to remind her that you can't blow
out candles through a video feed or
maybe it was less directed at her and
more directed at the audience eliminate
the most [ __ ] obvious thing in the
world that someone else was going to
blow it out for him he was so bored he
forgot his son existed so khatai makes
it to the hot spot and is told to use
one more of the oxygen things but uh oh
it looks like two of them broke that
ought to add some conflict why the
container specifically designed to hold
them is so bad at doing its job I don't
know those creases in the fabric would
imply that it's made out of some solid
material I have no [ __ ] clue why they
broke but now the movie is more intense
the tide decides to lie to his dad gone
off remaining full of those reason would
be okay so you see his heart rate go up
and you're clearly suspicious that he's
lying full about a Mesa I thought you
had cameras everywhere they could see
everything and even if there are no
drones nearby they're supposed to be
cameras on his [ __ ] suit I'm gonna be
able to see everything that you see and
what you do not see and even if the
cameras couldn't look inwards you could
probably notice that he dropped them on
the ground or maybe he just knows that
he's lying because he knows everything
and he doesn't really need to check the
cameras so now it's raining what I
thought that if the surface was mostly
frozen at nighttime that would also mean
that the atmosphere above the surface
would also be very cold or colder it was
my assumption that hot spots were only
hot because of something below the
surface but apparently is the cold spots
because why the [ __ ] would it be raining
instead of snowing whatever it sets the
tone perfectly for this wonderful
monologue Kataya asks his dad to tell
the story of the first time he ever
ghost it and it feels as though we're
supposed to feel some sort of emotion
despite the fact that the character is
delivering the lines with no emotion
dude he's just bored
he just wants to go home I can see my
blood bubbling up mixing with the
sunlight and I think wow that's really
pretty
what I see is pencil through my shoulder
and I decide I don't want that in there
anymore
danger is very real but fear is a choice
well fear is also a biological response
to help you survive but I guess it's
convenient for you that you live in a
world where fear is a bad thing
convenient for you not so convenient for
the audience it can't find me oh so as
soon as you're not scared then you
become invisible it's got a highly
evolved sense of smell that can detect
your [ __ ] pheromones but the instant
you stop secreting those very specific
pheromones it's unable to smell any part
of you whatsoever like didn't you say
you had an open wound in that story it
couldn't smell your blood everything in
this movie was so bad that it distracted
me from his Orenda spatial hair
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