*Whapish* Top of the morning to you laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome to some online quizzes
I went ahead and I brought together a selection of quizzes that are gonna help me understand more of myself
and in turn you're gonna understand more of me too
and I wanna see how accurate they are. I wanna see if they know what I really am so
deh-uh
what type of badger are you? Where-there was a lot of fucking weird quizzes, but I just chose ones about me
so, well not Jacksepticeye but more about-What is your personality?
I-I've a couple of quizzes on what my personality is
cuz I wanna know
I want to know what the internet actually thinks my personality is so
Let's get in! Question one! I think there's only like 9 questions in this
question one
You have a choice to save either your mother, your best friend, or your phone in a fire
If you HAD to, who'd you choose?
Well you said who. A phone isn't a who
Good Lord! My mother or my best friend? Well, I don't-Do I have a best friend? I don't know
*laughs*
I don't really hang with somebody like all the time to call them a best friend. I've online best friends
Ummm
but I mean if my mother was in a fire
Probably gonna have to go with blood
family-family over friends kind of thing
I mean it's my mother
I can't let her burn in a fire
sorry everybody else
sorry phone sorry uh-you give me all the great tweets
but i'm gonna have to sacrifice you in a fire
It is your turn to choose what you and your friends do from the following which do you choose?
Cinema/Swimming/Bowling/Shopping
Go out for drinks, go to the nearest fast food place. You don't wanna go out with your friends, you have no real friends *laughs*
Oh, the harsh reality!
It's so biting
Well, yeah, I guess this one: "I have no real friends that I go out"
but if "it is your turn to choose what you and your friends do"
so let's just say I'm with friends
and if I had to choose out of these, which to do it would probably be cinema.
Probably bowling as well. Shopping... no. Swimming... no.
Those are not in the same categories!
But cinema and bowling, something fun like that, that's what I'd choose.
"Which sort of people do you like the most? (From the following?"
None! I hate people! Fuck people!
Have you seen the cringe video? Fuck people... *laughs*
"I don't like people", "popular people", "happy people".
I like happy people, I like when people are happy, I like being happy myself,
and I like making other people happy.
I just... I love... I'm the kind of guy that sees the silver lining in everything.
Its like, "the plane lost our bags and now we are homeless..."
So I'm like, "Well at least we're alive! At least we have our health!" *laughs*
Um, okay, "If you had to work as one of the following, which would you work as?"
"hides when they hear the word 'work'", "Lawyer/Doctor/Teacher", "Chef/Artist/Musician"
Well, I guess we could go with the whole thing about youtubers being "artists"
Cause you "create your own content" kind of thing... I don't know... There's a whole debate to be had about that.
But if I had to choose one, one of these. Because I did want to be a chef at one point because I love cooking.
Um, and I did also want to be a musician at one point, because I used to play drums
and I did want to be an artist, because I wanted to be an actor at one point.
The plot thickens! *laughs*
"Someone offers you to save a random someone's life or receive a million pounds, which would you choose?"
"Someone offers..." *laughs*
"Hey! Would you love this million pounds? Or would you also like to save this life?"
Like, why is that ever a fucking thing somebody has?
When does somebody offer you a chance to save a life?
It sounds ridiculous, but I would much rather save someone's life
"A million pounds...", "I'd find it really difficult/I don't know..."
I mean a million pounds would be absolutely great, but at the end of the day money doesn't buy you happiness...
And saving someones life... that's something real, that's something pure, that's something true.
Something that you actually did, and something that you will have with you for the rest of your life.
And something really powerful in that moment will happen and you'll share a bond...
There's something really great in that moment of saving someone's life
that I think would be a lot more powerful than just being like, "Yeah, a million pounds, great. Cool."
Like what if someone's in a burning building and you're like, "someone's going to have to save that person..."
And you run in, and you save that someone's life... they're going to be incredibly grateful to you
You saved someone's life! That's a pretty big thing!
Uh, question six!
"When the weather's bad, what do ya think?" I think: oh yeah, great, I live in Ireland...
"Is curled up in room 24/7. What weather?", "Maybe it will brighten up soon?", "Urgh, how annoying..."
Yeah its usually this one. *laughs*
Because its never a case of "mm, maybe it will brighten up soon!" IS IT?! No. Its always a fucking case...
I'm looking out my window by the way...
Its always a case of being like "Ugh, its fuckin raining. Ugh, its windy..." Wakin up one day and its like, look out the blinds, "Oh... its grey."
Like every other fucking day.
When you go to the department store what is your favorite department?
uuhhh
Makeup,clothes,toys,kitchen ware,furniture,stationary, you hate shopping
uahhh
im gonna have to go with toys
*laughs*
im almost a 27 year old man
birthday's in two weeks , almost 27
and *laughs*
i pick toys
above everything else thats on this list
of course toys
i always go into like shops
and i look at the toy aisle
and i'm like "man i didnt have these types of toys when i was younger
and i love Lego and all that kind of stuff (Random high five sound effect)
fucking toys dude. okay 10 questions
"what is your opinion on people who are gay"
"they are normal what is different
well that yeah
they are totes cool, you know all about them because your mum's friend is gay
word . oh big up
*laughs*
you are homophobic *laughs*
well at least it's just right there just asks you
it's not like beating around the bush with a..
subversive question...
it's just like are you homophobic
no. Gay people, normal people,
Whats the difference?
We're all just people at the end of the day
"would you rather be popular,a genius or beautiful?
if you already believe yourself to be one of the above imagine that if you didnt choose it .. okay
I'd rather be a genius
popularity.. ah that that fades
and it's probably not everything it craked up to be
uh beauty again
if your just beautiful and don't really have anything else going on for ya whatever
I'd rather be a genius , I'd rather know some shit
Like oh the circumference of a mathematical equation based around the stars and the sky
Doesn't even make any sense , you know why because I'm not a genius
My head would explode if I even began to understand what I'm talking about
Are you religious , no, not really
nothing ageist religion but I myself ,don't practice any religion or don't have any faiths so
TEST RESULTS
"What is your personality"
"For 50% you are.."
I'm a practical... "You are practical and can be a lot of fun"
"Your not cocky and you have your priorities in order
"You can also be slightly money driven or boring"
Oh wait i chose to save someones life over a million dollars, but I'm money driven.
Yeah, sure. Thanks
And I'm fucking boring
I wanted to go bowling! *laughs*
"You can be a bit shy, but always optimistic and not too bothered about others opinion"
"You're a little uncertain, but mostly you are decisive"
"You are a good friend and liked by many"
"You co-could let loose a but more often and do things outside your comfort zone"
"You have heaps of potential for everything so long as you set your mind to it
That does not sound like the answers i gave and that does not sound like me!
Some of it...
Is nice and some of it I kinda agree with
Umm... That I'm not cocky, I don't think I'm the bee's knees, I don't think I'm the shit
Umm... I can be fun and I'm optimistic and I'm happy
Umm...
"Not bothered by other's opinions" Yeah, not really
"You're a good friend and liked by many" I guess that's *laughs*
I guess that's what youtube proves
Umm... and I would like to think I'm a good friend
"You could l-let loose a bit more often
Ok, well I guess that's true. I don't really get a chance to do that
You could al- aw 78%
Ahhhh
"Your results were not clear, you could also get this result"
So it's basically, you're one or the other
That wasn't helpful!
You know what i have another one, I have another personality quiz that i'm gonna fucking bang out
Cause I want to see what the answers are
*inaudible* "When you have some free time, what would you like to do?"
Eat, Play, Nothing.
Play -He chooses-
Watch TV or Play. *inaudible* Watch movies
Which sort of person do you like the most? *reads answers* Happy people
what do you hate the most? *reads answers*
*inaudible* Remaining Time: 2 Fucking Minutes?? WHAT?
What do you hate the most?
War?? Discrimination is bad As well i think they can sometimes go very hand in hand
and people and mondays and weather *laughs*
what sort of phone do you have? an IPhone
what do you choose in your friends do at your play?? uhh -Read Jack-
When you get to choose uh cinema - HE READ IT- Cuz i love the cinema
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