GOOD VICTORY, GUYS! GOOD VICTORY!
HEY, HEY, COME ON, GOOD GAME! SLAP-ASS, MAN!
HEY, GOOD GAME!
GET SOME SLAP-ASS! [laughs]
YEAH, DOG! YES, MAN!
GOOD GAME! SLAP-ASS!
[laughs]
HEY, WHO'S NEXT? WHO--
HEY, GARCIA! COME ON, MAN, GET YOU SOME.
COME ON, LET'S GET SOME SLAP-ASS OVER HERE.
- NO!
- WHAT? WHY--WHY NOT?
- I SAID NO, RAFI.
- HE'S HAD ENOUGH, RAFI.
WE'VE ALL HAD ENOUGH.
- ENOUGH OF WHAT?
- ENOUGH OF THE DAMN ASS-SLAPPING, RAFI.
-
- THE [bleep] SLAP-ASS?
-
- [laughs]
GUYS, WHO [bleep] CARES HOW MUCH I SLAP ASS?
SO WHAT? I SLAP ASS!
NO BIG DEAL, MAN. I'M A [bleep] BASEBALL PLAYER.
THAT'S WHAT WE DO. WE [bleep] HIT HOME RUNS,
AND [bleep] SLAP ASS. COME ON, HUH?
- RAFI, THAT'S NOT HOW WE ALL SEE BASEBALL.
- EVERYBODY DOES IT. ALL THE TEAMS SLAP ASS, MAN.
YOU-- YOU SLAP ASS, GARCIA!
- LIKE, A COUPLE OF TIMES A GAME.
- [laugh sheepishly]
WHAT? SO WHAT, MAN?
WHY THE [bleep] YOU COUNTING, MAN?
WHO KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES I SLAP ASS, OR HOW MANY--
- 427 TIMES.
- OKAY, TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN, MAN. WHAT--
- MY FAMILIES COME TO THESE GAMES, RAFI.
MY SON IS ALWAYS ASKING ME
WHY I'M LETTING THIS MAN TOUCH MY BUTT SO MANY TIMES.
- AND YOU SAY "SLAP-ASS" EVERY TIME.
- EVERY TIME!
- OKAY, HOLD ON ONE SECOND. LET'S GO TO THE TIME-OUT.
I'M FROM THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, OKAY?
ALL I KNOW, SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID,
IS TO CATCH FLY BALLS AND TO SAY "SLAP-ASS"
EVERY SINGLE TIME I [bleep] SLAP ASS!
- THIS IS THE MAJOR LEAGUES, RAFI.
WE ARE ALL FROM THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC.
NOBODY HERE HAS EVER HEARD ANYONE SAY "SLAP-ASS"
BEFORE YOU.
- QUIT PLAYING, MAN. COME ON, GET YOUR SLAP-ASS.
all: RAFI! - RAFI, ENOUGH! OKAY?
- I'M... [sighs]
OKAY. YOU'RE RIGHT.
I KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT IT.
I HAVE A PROBLEM, OKAY?
I KNOW THAT.
AND I DECIDE TO STOP RIGHT NOW.
-
- [sighs]
RIGHT AFTER I GET THAT GARCIA SLAP-ASS.
COME ON. all: HEY, HEY, HEY!
- WHAT? - NO, RAFI!
- HEY, COME ON, EH?
I'M FINE, ALL RIGHT? FINE, I GET IT!
- [sighs]
[all struggling] - GET UP OUT OF HERE!
- COME ON! - GET OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM!
YOU GET OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM!
- YOU'RE THE ONLY SLAP-ASS THAT MATTERS, GARCIA!
- YOU ARE NOT GETTING A SLAP-ASS!
- HEY, GARCIA, MAN, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
- OH. - HOLD UP.
- HEY, RAFI, WHAT'S UP?
- OH, MAN, I JUST TALKED TO THE MANAGER, MAN.
HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO TRADE ME, MAN.
I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL, YOU KNOW? I GOT KIDS, TOO, RIGHT?
- YEAH, WELL, WE ALL TOLD YOU WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
IF YOU-- - HEY...
[heavy breathing]
I REALLY COULD USE THAT ONE SLAP-ASS, MAN.
- RAFI. - COME ON, MAN.
JUST ONE SLAP-ASS, YOU KNOW? JUST ONE--
JUST FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE, YOU KNOW?
GET ME BACK ON MY FEET. I REALLY--
JUST ONE FOR THE ROAD, MAN. I COULD REALLY USE IT.
[heavy breathing]
OKAY, OKAY.
GOOD GAME! SLAP-ASS! [loud smack]
[relieved sigh]
- I GOT TO GET HOME TO MY KIDS.
- OKAY.
OH. GARCIA, MAN.
I'LL SUCK YOUR [bleep] IF YOU LET ME SLAP YOUR ASS AGAIN.
- NO! - [groans]
GARCIA, I'LL SUCK YOUR [bleep].
[groaning]
OHH, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS,
SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS.