[Announcer voice] L L L Let's get ready to battle
Feel the intensity when power and technique collide
crush the competition
[VVVVVVVORTIC] Holy Shit I'm good
[Dunkey] This is the guy always in the comments
Talking 1v1 me Dunkey, I deserve a challenger
You suck Dunkey! I'm way better
Now we see who the master is
[VVVVVVVORTIC] Alright, I guess it is time to actually try
[Dunkey] DUURR YAAH! AHAAAAAA
[VVVVVVVORTIC] Okay, so what score are we going up to
[Dunkey] Ah I think the fairest way to do it is uh first one to two kills wins
I win baby. I am the champion! Wooh!
I taught you everything you know, OddOne
And now you gonna do dat to me?!
pick a DLC champion against me
[OddOne] Oh my god, Urgot is so fucking
[Dunkey] I'm outta here
Not even close, baby (laughs)
[OddOne] (mumbles): omg I fucked up
[Dunkey] I'm going back
[OddOne] Do you have to go back
[Dunkey] I'm going back in, baby. Here we go
Do or Die (DO OR DIE)
[OddOne] Oh my gosh!
[Dunkey] And I got away with it too Now I can buy more Dorans blade
Stop!
Let me win!
For the Video!
Shit... Why did I shoot my ult there!?
[OddOne] No. Come on! go go!
[Dunkey] Leave me alone
[OddOne] Three seconds
Leave me... (Laughing)
Stop! Stop!
It's a good thing I brought my second ult.
[KIWIKID] Wait, what's your ping?
[Dunkey] My ping is fine, man
[KIWIKID] How can I beat Dunkey?
[Dunkey] You can't. That's what I've been trying to say.
[KIWIKID] Noooo!
[Dunkey] Okay Voyboy. We've been doing this thing
where we meet in the middle like boxing.
We meet in the middle and we shake hands.
[Voyboy] Get away from me!
[Dunkey] You can't go back to the base.
[Voyboy] alright, alright. Sounds fair, sounds fair.
[Dunkey] Bada-boom!
That's how it's done, baby!
That's how the big boys do it.
[Voyboy] Dunkey, everyone!
wut
Wait, why did you go back?
[Dunkey] I'm about to die.
'Ere we go!
What!? You can't do that!
[wings of death] Why not?
[Dunkey] Disqualified
You're done.
[wings of death] Euhm...
[Dunkey] Game over.
[wings of death] That's what my... That's what my Q Does...
[trick2g] Which one do you want, Which bear do you want?
Do you want the dear or the voli?
[Dunkey] Uh... I'll go Volibear
[trick2g] Volibear? - ok
[Dunkey] I picked Timo
[trick2g] FUCK
I can't win!
[Dunkey] This isn't a good matchup?
[trick2g] COME ON MAN
[Dunkey] Trick, we've been doing this thing like...
We meet in the middle and do a handshake like in boxing.
[trick2g] I'm gonna punch you in your GODDAMN mouth, fuck your handshake. (Dunkey laughing)
[Dunkey] Everybody, - NO NO
Don't...
Oh, boy.
Oh! Didn't expect that!
[trick2g] Is Timo, like the number one pick on LoL counter or something to Renekton?
[Dunkey] No
What do I build on this piece of shit champion?
[heisendong] So I think the first thing you got to do, is build a bunch of longswords
[Dunkey] Mmhhmm
[heisendong] And uh
Just get as much life steal as you can
[Dunkey] How come you have Doran's ring though?
[heisendong] No. I know. I'm handicapping myself
[Dunkey] Ohhh ok
[heisendong] (Muttering) wait one second
Oh! wut?
[Dunkey] I win.
Damn it siv. Even picking your signature character Sivir.
[siv hd] Please die
[Dunkey] Nuuh!
[siv hd] Please die!- uuggghhh
Oh dunkey man.
Really killed me on that one man
It's me siv hd
[Dunkey] K. I only got one mastery point here
[keyori] Nice! Nice. That's all you need really.
[Dunkey] (whispers) alright. here we go.
Who are you gonna be?
[keyori] I'm gonna pick...
Kalista
[Dunkey] Really?
[keyori] She looks fun
[Dunkey] Kalista, alright.
I'm gonna be Riven.
[keyori] You're gonna pick the champion that looks exactly like me.
(Dunkey laughs)
[keyori] Man... And you say I copy you!
Shhiiit
[Dunkey] Are you kidding me?
[keyori] How did this happen?
[Dunkey] (serious) Are you fucking kidding me right now?
[keyori] How did this happen?
(Dunkey breathing heavy in dissapointment)
[keyori] I'm done... I'm done!
[Dunkey] Damnit! Get over here.
[keyori] Did you mean to stun me?
[Dunkey] I must kill this man.
[keyori] Am I permitted to back to base or is that forbidden?
[Dunkey] No! That's illegal
You can't- no going back
[keyori] Man.. I don't know..
This seems real sketchy to me!
[Dunkey] No, it's good!
This is good rule
[keyori] Cause jungle is coming, isn't he?
(Dunkey laughs)
[keyori] Where's you jungler at?
(Dunkey laughs) I have jungler in a 1v1
(Dunkey laughing)
[Dunkey] Ok, Polly Go!
[keyori] Aww come on
[Dunkey] I AM THE CHAMPION OF THI-
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