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[SOUND] This is a Six-Man Tag Team match set for One Fall.
Approaching the ring first, standing at 7 feet tall,
weighing 485 pounds, The Big Show.
>> The world largest athlete,
can you imagine if he gets his hands on Hornswoggle?
>> Yeah, but Byron, you gotta remember size isn't everything.
Just look at this, whales are an endangered species, but ants,
they continue to do just fine, just size isn't everything.
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>> That's great. [MUSIC]
>> [LAUGH] That's awesome, thanks.
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>> And [INAUDIBLE] from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing 231 pounds,
he is the United States Champion, The Miz.
>> I never realized Miz and Jon Heder were such big buddies.
>> I didn't realize Miz disliked Tennessee so much.
>> No, he's about as popular here as [INAUDIBLE] is.
>> From the earlier he looked at our, look at this crowd here atUniversity
of Tennessee and he said these are the people that made Jeff Foxworthy famous.
>> That's what he said. >> That's what he said, I don't agree,
I'm from Tennessee, what do he mean?
>> John, he recalled the Miz and
Big Show's relationship that started a quote, beautiful friendship.
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My Lord.
>> And from the Great Ball of Fire,
weighing 185 pounds, The Flame.
>> [LAUGH] Did he just say from the Great Ball.
>> Great Balls of Fire.
>> Jon Heder, star of films like Napoleon Dynamite and Blades of Glory.
>> He just flew right in your face, in your face.
>> Well, he was James McIlroy in a Blades of Glory,
tonight he's playing- >> Look at those legs, The Flame.
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>> The Flame.
>> We've seen some strange things our of our guest hosts here on Monday Night Raw.
>> This may top them all right here.
>> Are you ready?
>> Are you ready, Michael?
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Now, the question is, is The Flame ready?
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>> I think DX wants to extinguish The Flame.
>> [LAUGH] >> We can go on with these all night.
>> Yeah.
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>> [INAUDIBLE] and sees The Flame.
>> [LAUGH]
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The mascot!
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>> [INAUDIBLE] the team of Hornswoggle and
the unifying WWE Tag Team champions,
the D-Generation X.
>> Well, Don Johnson said earlier tonight to Jon Heder, I want no part of this,
you're on your own.
But look, Don Johnson and Heder accompanying DX to the ring.
>> DX, the unified tag team champions.
[LAUGH] I never thought I'd actually seen Hornswoggle teaming and
wrestling in a match with DX.
When they took Hornswoggle in as a mascot,
I thought what are they're gonna with Hornswoggle?
Use him as a hood ornament or what?
>> But now he's a partner.
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>> And Don Johnson saying, what's going on?
>> Look at the flame, the Heder.
>> Well, ladies and gentlemen.
>> Hide the Miz.
>> It is the main event on cable television's number one show,
DX and Hornswaggle versus the Big Show, the Miz, and Jon Heder.
It's live, it's next on Monday Night Raw.
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We're live at Monday Night Raw, Shawn Michaels, vintage Shawn Michaels.
>> DX and Hornswoggle against the Big Show and actor Jon Heder.
One of our guests hosts here tonight,
our other guest hosts Don Johnson is at ringside.
>> Unbelievable, our guest host actually, well,
they didn't just run things here tonight, put matches together, they're involved.
Jon Heder in the match, but he's still got on his flaming robe.
>> Look at this, United States Champion, cover, Shawn Michaels and a kickout.
You gotta wonder if Shawn Michaels has still got on his mind what happened
earlier tonight.
Undertaker showed up on Raw to answer Shawn Michael's challenge to WrestleMania
this year, Undertaker told Shawn, no.
So the only way there would ever be a rematch at WrestleMania is if
Shawn Michaels could win the Royal Rumble match.
And Undertaker can successfully defend his world title against Rey Mysterio at
the Rumble event.
>> That's true, as Don Johnson looks on here.
You remember, though, Undertaker did offer Shawn a match here tonight,
but Shawn said no.
>> Well, he wants to do it on the grandest stage of all-
>> As Big Show comes in.
>> I'm just wondering, when they tag, Jon Heder,
is he gonna come in wearing the flame robe?
>> I think Jon Heder has no intentions of ever getting into this match.
As Big Show, the world's largest athlete, continues to pummel Shawn Michaels.
>> We want Heder in this match, we want, [LAUGH].
>> My gosh, look at the strength of the Big Show here.
Ladies and gentlemen, as Big Show goes into the cover on Shawn Michaels,
Michaels must kickout.
You are watching Monday Night Raw, we are live at the University of Tennessee,
this is our main event.
Big Show, The Miz, and- >> Jon Heder.
>> Jon Heder, one of our guest hosts tonight against D-Generation X,
who's teaming for the first time ever with Hornswoggle.
>> And that's right, it's the John Heder that was started Napoleon Dynamite.
And Blaze of Glory, that's Jon Heder in a match.
>> And also, at ring side, who actually walked out here with DX for
this matchup is actor, Golden Globe winner, Don Johnson.
Now, you see Don Johnson looking on, it has been an eventful night.
>> I think Don Johnson would love to see Jon Heder get tagged in this match,
don't you think?
>> Yes, sir, as Miz, the United States champion.
>> Whoa!
>> [INAUDIBLE] hurry in Michaels and does.
>> Earlier when this match has put together, the Big Show and
the Miz assured Heder that he would be safe.
I said, that take care of the heavy lifting [INAUDIBLE], look at Shawn.
>> Michaels, the show stopper, battle it back.
>> You know, really, you see the two different faces of Shawn Michaels, King,
of course, part of the controversial team of D-Generation X.
But when it comes to WrestleMania, Shawn Michaels really changes his face.
The showstopper, Mr. WrestleMania.
>> Yeah, the Miz is coming at Shawn Michaels 100 miles an hour.
Shawn charging out of that turnbuckle to try to give Miz a clothesline.
Miz delivered one of his own, both men are down now.
>> Michaels needs to make a tag.
>> [NOISE] >> And Hornswoggle just tagged himself in.
>> Hornswoggle, with a dropkick to the skull of Miz.
>> Look out!.
>> And the DX chops.
>> No.
>> [NOISE] >> Miz bullying Hornswoggle.
>> And look, Jon Heder is actually saying, let me in.
>> And The Flame, that's what he's been named ladies and gentlemen.
>> Look at that body.
>> [NOISE] >> Please put the robe back on,
I didn't know there was somebody with a whiter skin than Sheamus
>> [LAUGH] Forget the boots.
>> Yes, that's the Jon Heder from Blaze of Glory ladies and gentlemen and
Napoleon Dynamite.
>> [NOISE] >> [NOISE]
>> I remember when I first saw Jon Heder
in Napoleon Dynamite, I said, nice teeth, for a beaver.
>> Wouldn't you love to see those teeth rolling around on the ring?
>> Hornswoggle sidestepping Heder.
>> [SOUND] >> Well, hey,
Hornswoggle using his own teeth.
>> And here- >> Uh-oh.
>> Comes The Game.
>> You'd better- >> [LAUGH]
>> You'd better beat it, Heder.
>> And he does.
>> [NOISE] >> Don Johnson tossing Heder.
>> Wow, this is great, no.
>> The days.
>> Uh-oh. >> Uh-oh.
>> Uh-oh.
>> Sweet Chin Music.
>> Look out.
>> And Sweet Chin Music again, Hornswaggle off the tag.
>> Hornswaggle, the legal man in this match as is Jon Heder, look out.
>> Hornswoggle, with a tadpole splash, the cover.
>> Are you kidding?
>> DX and Hornswoggle win.
>> The winners of this match the team
of Hornswoggle and D-Generation X.
>> No Blaze of Glory for the flame tonight.
>> The Flame has been put out.
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And I assure you, Jon Heder will never forget his night on Raw.
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Neither will Don Johnson >> [INAUDIBLE] look at Heder's
[INAUDIBLE] [LAUGH] >> All right, now that that's over with,
Shawn, I've been trying to tell you something all night long.
You and I need to talk about this thing with you and Undertaker.
Here's the thing, Shawn, you're gonna have to figure another way to get that match.
I don't think, It's not gonna work out going after the the championship, Shawn.
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>> They were just about to hear, what looked like was gonna
become a heated conversation between Shawn Michaels and Triple H.
And well, here comes John Cena to put his two cents worth in.
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>> Wait, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second.
Wait a second, before tempers get out of control,
this is a night of major announcements.
I know you got something to tell Shawn, but before you do,
I have a major announcement of my own.
>> [NOISE] >> You see,
it's been two years since I've actually been in a Royal Rumble match.
So I am now officially stating that I will compete in this year's Royal Rumble.
>> [NOISE] >> Man.
>> And Cena? >> The last time I was in
the Royal Rumble, I won the whole thing.
>> [NOISE] >> This year, I'm gonna do it again.
>> [NOISE]
>> You see,
>> [NOISE] >> What the?
Big Show, I don't think he realized the match is over.
>> [NOISE]
>> Well, I have news for you, you and you,
I am in the Royal Rumble this year too.
>> [NOISE] >> The Royal Rumble
is designed for a giant like me.
>> [NOISE] >> I'll show you exactly why I am gonna
win the Royal Rumble.
>> Big Show attacking Triple H, Shawn Michaels and here comes Cena.
>> This thing is just completely broken down, what is going on here?
>> Cena taking out Big Show and look at DX, John Cena over the top rope,
that would be an elimination in the Rumble match.
>> Hey, hey, hey, look out.
>> And there goes Shawn Michaels.
>> What? >> [NOISE]
>> See here's the thing I've been trying
to tell you Shawn, it's not gonna work, because what you don't know,
what you don't know and what you don't know, is none of you,
are gonna win the Royal Rumble, because I am.
>> Triple H in the Royal Rumble!
>> Just like in the Rumble Match in two weeks as we saw here,
it's every man for himself, there are no friends.
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