- M-E-N-S-T-R-A-T-I-O-N?
No?
- I know an egg drops.
- I'm just imagining a lot of, like, blood,
and like, stuff just kinda just like floating around,
in all of these little different cavities and stuff.
- Uterine walls of the uterus...
- (beep) me if I know which one's the uterus.
- shed their lining.
- I'm assuming it's some up here,
and it's just like coated in this nice stuff,
that's ready to hold a baby, a potential baby.
- A woman's like, "Are we going to get pregnant?"
And then it's like, "Nope!"
And then it's like, "Dang it, why did we do all this stuff?"
- And it just sheds all the lining, just sheds it out,
just shoots it out.
Sometimes there's pieces, most of the time it's just blood.
- Um, I've never touched or seen
these things used in real life.
- So this is a pad, you put it into your underwear
and then it catches your debris.
- I mean, I've seen the commercials,
where they pour the blue liquid.
- As you graduate from that,
and you want something less clunky,
you might want to consider inserting something
up inside of you.
- What?
- I mean, I guess you like stick these things
in your coochie, right?
- It looks like one of the party poppers
that people open.
- This cotton expands to the size of your vagina.
- This is like modern technology, whoa!
- It soaks up the vaginal fluid that comes out.
- This would be perfect for my nosebleeds
when I was a kid.
- There's three basic options,
only two of them are presented here.
- If you'd like to be more caring for the environment,
you can stick a weird cup inside of yourself
and catch it like a little drink.
- A pint.
- I'm going to say a pint?
- I would say, like, five ounces of blood.
That still seems like a lot,
because that's almost a pound of blood.
- Like half a cup.
- Is it a lot?
I would hope it's just a few drops.
Wait! How many times a day does that happen?
It just keeps coming out?
Oh hell no!
- Is it because the egg is big?
- Little, like, clumps of stuff, like
go into these small holes.
- If you have flesh inside of you,
and it's just ripping itself off,
it's going to hurt!
- Cramps are caused by the muscle contractions
that are forcing the fluid out of the uterus.
- It'd be like when you're at your friend's house,
and you like clog their toilet, and you're like,
"What do I do? I don't wanna tell anyone,
"but I don't know how to fix this"
- I would think that an organ is like popped?
- I'd bitch about it.
- I would probably do exactly what women do.
I would go through my day,
pretending nothing was wrong with me,
despite the fact that I'm in a lot of pain.
- I'd bitch about it all the time.
- I don't even know what I would do,
I'd probably have to, like, move away
from, like, all of my friends
because they'd probably, like, hate me.
- I'm sorry that it happens to you,
but, on the plus side,
if you want a baby,
someday, you get to make one.
And that's a whole new level of pain
you get to endure.