All right, and if you're ready to go, I am ready to go.
And here we go, and how much money--
[auctioneer chant] Look at me.
$50.
What about 50 there?
75 where?
75-- number one.
[auctioneer chant]
Number one there. Did it go to there?
100, and how many people want to take it to 175?
150.
175 right there.
[auctioneer chant] 25.
2 and 1/2.
And 2 and 1/2, what about 275?
275, what about 3?
What about 3 and 1/4?
325? 3 and 1/2?
350 there.
75 where?
I got 350, 375 where?
375, what about 400?
[auctioneer chant] 4 where?
We got 375, going once. 400?
Going twice.
375, all in, [auctioneer chant] $400 bucks?
[auctioneer chant] Sold it your way, Kenny!
375, winner!
They tried to target Kenny, but they
haven't even got a shot.
The main reason why I wanted this unit
is because of the Red Baron right here.
I know it needs some air in the tires,
but if I can get my knees on there--
Oh, my nuts.
My nuts.
Putting a price on the Red Baron is something Kenny can't do.
I'm keeping it all for myself.
Vroom.
Right this way.
Wheelchair, I say about $50 bucks.
Here goes another wheelchair.
Another 50.
Yeah, buddy.
Woo-hoo.
This right here is worth $125!
If it got wheels, it is gonna make money.
What is this?
Hm, electrical fixtures.
Whole box, I'd say about $50 bucks.
Carseat.
1, 2, 3, 4.
All the seats for $100 bucks.
Two chairs, $5.00 apiece.
Nothing.
What's this?
Nothing.
Got some records right here.
The hit song in this must be called heavy as [bleep]..
This is about $75 bucks.
The White House?
A nice box.
It's heavy as hell.
Let's see what's in here.
It smells like cigars, or something.
If President Clinton had this White House to hold his cigars,
he wouldn't have gotten in so much trouble.
Need to go get the White House checked out.
I mean, I need to go get the White House smoked out.
Ha ha!
Uh-oh.
It looks like one of them chocolate lava machines.
A hookah table, or something?
This stogie contraption might go with the house right
here, with the cigars.
Hm.
We might have to get that checked out.
OK, America.
Hm.
Clean.
Get about $20 bucks for this thing right here.
Nice.
See this air conditioner right here?
I say it's a cool 25 big ones.
All I gotta do is get the White House checked out,
and the hookah table.
I think I smoked everyone else with this here locker.
Kumbayah.
Kenny, go!
Anto!
Kenny.
Yeah?
How are ya?
I'm meeting up with the czar of cigars, Anto Kamarian.
Can you give me a little history lesson
on this stuff right here?
Absolutely.
This White House humidor came out maybe about 10,
12 years ago.
Uh-huh.
It's one of four designs--
Lincoln Memorial, Jefferson, the White
House, and Capitol Building.
Capitol Building.
Yes.
And they did a very limited edition of the White House.
This is a very, very unique item.
Can you give me a price for something like this right here?
Obviously, there are a few damages.
But still, at its minimum, this would be approximately--
$1,500.
Come on, bro.
For real?
This is a beautiful humidor, and it's the uniqueness
is we have the price is.
Yeah.
Well, this is the next item I got right here for you
to take a look at, my man.
Oh, my.
Oh, my, oh, my.
This is an amazing piece.
The hand crafting on it--
I even have to put my cigar down.
Oh, [bleep].
It must be worth something.
I can't say enough of this ashtray, I tell you.
This is a very old piece.
How old are we talking, Anto?
Says it right here.
1768?
That's the year?
That's the year.
This thing is worth some money.
We about to get into the nitty-gritty.
I'm about to reach in my pocket and give you an offer.
Oh, [bleep].
It's an incredible piece.
It's in a perfect condition.
If I had this piece--
Uh-huh?
I wouldn't sell this piece for less than $3,000.
I didn't hear you right.
Can you repeat yourself, soldier?
$3,000.
Damn!
This is my biggest score ever, bro.
My biggest score ever.
Kaboom, shaka laka.