♪ Female rappers usually feel uptight ♪
♪ cause any rhyme I say or recite I write ♪
♪ I'm not the one but you are the one ♪
♪ So get with it, Heather B will stomp a hoe ♪
♪ In a minute ♪
- I'm with a major rap group now.
I went on tour,
I went to Arsenio.
I just did everything right at the beginning,
but now starting it back from my own,
I have to start all over again.
♪ I wish I had my gun. ♪
♪ I would've shot him dead ♪
♪ but we filled out the papers and left the stead ♪
♪ Could you believe that ♪
♪ Just our luck I just said to myself, ♪
♪ the system sucks. ♪
The record that I was working
on this week is called the system sucks.
It deals with date rape.
You know, that's the concept of the record and it deals
with the system, you know, justification.
♪ Two guys come running over ♪
♪ talking about, we'd like to get to know ya. ♪
♪ I said, no, thanks and then moved on ♪
♪ Kim said I was bugging and then asked, what's wrong. ♪
♪ What's wrong with me? ♪
♪ What's wrong with you? ♪
♪ How could you talk to a man ♪
♪ that'll punch you with a broom ♪
- Well, you have a power to your voice.
And when you force and when he force like punches you in,
you're like, rah rah rah.
- Right, okay.
- Sounded good to me, Heather.
- But of course you don't know nothing about Hip Hop.
I felt like I had to help Julie
in a sense because when the first night I met her
she thought I was a drug dealer.
(beeper beeping)
- Do you sell drugs, why do you have a beeper?
- So it was like, you know, I knew she was into stereotypes.
I knew she had no idea how I grew up.
Here is my second day in Kindergarten.
(laughing)
- Heather. - What?
- Look at you in that little red and white dress.
She doesn't understand anything.
I say as far as like slang.
So finally, one day I was like, here
I'm gonna write down every word I say to you
so you can understand what I'm talking about.
- I went away to Miami and I was down there
with my friends and I was partying, partying, partying
with all my friends going crazy.
And she was there too and I had to pay no mind to here.
- So you a skeezer?
- Yeah.
(laughing)
For a black person to get ahead,
where most black people are living that I know,
you either hustling,
you tryna to shoot that jumper to get a scholarship
or you just bug it.
People might think I sell drugs,
people might think all that, I don't care.
I don't care about none of that.
Heather gotta do for Heather.
And that's what I'm thinking about first.
- I think Heather is great.
You know, even with her ideas
and the rules that she lives by.
She's fantastic.
- Whoever answers with the stupidest answer
gets squirt one time by me, I'm the judge.
- Okay, question one.
- Let's go Becky.
- Oh yeah now she's got a the gun out.
(laughing and chatter)
- I'm just running from the dog.
(laughing)
- Look at her, she is about to lay a load.
- Ew, I aint getting that,
I aint cleaning that up, nobody gonna know we did it.
- Run Heather.
- This dog, baby, fuck.
Never again will I walk that dog.
They wanted sex in the real world.
Instead, they got us.
I try to explain to everybody
how come there's no sex in the apartment.
It's just like having a brother or a sister.
You don't think your brother or your sister is cute.
The person you have to live with every day
and treat like a brother or sister,
who want to sleep with Norman and Andre, Eric, get away.
That's why there's no sex.
The whole idea of coming down here was to meet guys
Not like guys to be themselves.
A lot of times guys just feel
that they have to come up to you with a front,
or say and do things they wouldn't normally do to
try to get your attention.
We're going home with no guys, no phone numbers, no nothing,
but I don't know.
The weather is nice here and the food.
But that's about it.
No what are we doing man,
we are in the place with free drinks.
Let's go.
- Does some man look like he has born to make love?
- Some men.
Larry.
Larry?
Larry Johnson is my husband.
He is not. - Yes he is.
Larry Johnson, I think, I think he is so gorgeous.
I gotta make arrangements to go see him,
you wanna come with me?
You gonna come with me to the basketball game,
to the Meadowlands to see him?
- What's a Meadowland?
- I've got to go see that game.
I don't care if I have to walk to the Meadowlands,
I gotta go.
He came over to me and he was like, well Heather B,
how are you?
And I said Larry, hey.
- Hi, how you doing. - Heather B, how you doing?
- You okay?
- I heard you wanted to meet me.
- Yeah.
- Classic line.
I don't even know to this day
if he thought I was serious or not, it was a joke.
I had to break the ice some kind of way.
We gave each other a big hug
like we've been friends for 20 years.
I'm laughing and talking and hugging and everything.
And he was really, really nice to me.
- Goodbye Heather, - Bye see ya later!
- She scores, yes, yes, yes. - She's fucking crazy.
- Slipped the phone number to him,
yes, he has the digits, yes.
- What time is it?
Cause we got to get on the bus.
- Call me crazy, but I don't see a bus.
- I think one guy saw, come here.
- Come stupid, come stupid.
He don't know what we saying, come on stupid,
here stupid, here stupid.
We need a ride to New York.
(hip hop beat)
♪ You're sloppy wishy washy ♪
♪ It's time to watch me yo ♪
♪ I got to go. ♪
♪ I got the female funk flow ♪
Come again.
- That was kind of fresh actually.
- Oh, all right.
- You just like stop for no reason.
- I just, something said shwoop.
- Your brain, your attention span.
- So I know it's something funny right there, I don't know.
I wish it was a matter of me
not saying what's wrong with me.
Cause everyone knows exactly what's wrong with me.
They still don't care.
- Who doesn't care?
The people at the record company, they don't care.
- I care.
- Thank you, Andre.
And maybe someday I'll get to work as your record company.
- It's important to just have hungry people
working with you, you know,
make sure they not too big of a big shot
because they become lazy and they don't want to do anything.
You don't always stay on top of what you're doing.
- Heather is the treadmill.
Heather's the general.
And she doesn't deal with all of the other stuff.
You know, you can't be a general.
Then don't talk to Heather.
- I asked her for a paper cup
and she grabs my leather coat,
and says that's three dollars for the paper cup.
And those two then beat me up, do you see my mouth?
- She feel she was assaulted
when she tried to take a cup, why did you try to take a cup?
All you had to do was ask for one, period.
I don't even have to talk to her.
Who wants to speak to me?
- Where are they going with her?
- We exchanged, I gave her all my information.
I told her, you know, I was a rapper and she asked me how
I started rapping.
And I told her about the group.
And she finally exchanged, you know, the name of the number
of the other women.
And I never pressed charges because I found out that she
didn't press charges against me.
But you know, she just wanted me to apologize to her and pay
for any damages that was done to her.
Of course, I just told her to break out and get out my face.
Cause I wasn't trying to hear her.
She hit me, you know what I'm saying?
It's not about no words,
it wasn't about she called me a bitch,
I've been called worse.
It wasn't about being called a bitch,
She hit me and that's why I hit her
- She's just Heather, you know,
she speaks her mind all the time.
- Who's got the water on the stove?
- Oh, I do.
- Do you know that it's been there for two hours
and there's no food?
- Eric why don't you shut the fuck up.
- Heather and Eric's relationship,
it's just like watching a roller coaster.
It's up, it's down.
It's everywhere.
(cat growling) (roadshow music)
- The cat knocked over a bottle of my vitamins.
The cat will die tonight.
- All I'm saying is, everything y'all do to my cat,
it go back to y'all.
- Y'all go out the same way - I'm gonna turn that cat
into a mat. - Smokey go out.
How's that rhyme sound?
- We'll have a mat that say Amish Park,
I mean where you from Ocean Township?
Where you from Andre?
We'll make mats out of all of y'all,
don't fuck with my cat.
(dog barking) (glasses falling over)
(dog barking) - Yo!
- Come on, you apologize?
- Eric was helping her take the extensions out of her hair.
Just a week ago they're like cursing at each other
yelling at each other or whatever.
But this is deep man.
- Eric and I actually had a long talk.
And since that time, Eric and I have gotten along,
we haven't had one argument,
one discussion of, you know, bad discussion
- That's long enough.
- No, this ain't.
- Definitely. - Eric.
- I think that it just took a little time
for of understanding each other
and talking to each other about certain things.
- I said, Eric, you know I'm not out to hurt your feelings.
I could say something
about you that I don't, you know, something about you
I don't like, but that doesn't mean I'm not your friend.
So we got along good since that time.
Really since that time.
♪ We was living at 565 ♪
♪ Now it's time to get out ♪
♪ Hell I'm getting home ♪
♪ I don't know ♪
♪ Is this what the real world is about ♪
The real world is not, you know, being someone else to me
you always have to deal with yourself.
And I think I learned
that it's really important to be happy with yourself.
It really is.
And you can deal with anybody from, you know
just starting from that point.
Man if I could sing, I'd sing for free.
I'd just do shows for nothing, man, just to be up
on stage running my mouth.