(Orange laughing)
- Hey dude! Whatcha watchin'?
- Watchin' America's Got Talented Groin Shots.
- Toss it!
- Looks like somebody's not havin' kids anymore. (laughs)
- Classy dude.
- Uh oh, here we go.
What the-- What happened?
- Looks like it's stuck.
- No! Now I'll never know what happened.
- Pretty sure he was gonna get hit in the nards.
- But how will we ever know? Come on!
Load video! Load!
- Dude! Dude! It's not the computer!
Looks like the Internet is out.
- Well, tell it to come back. Orangey needs groiny shots.
- No! Orange! Look at the router!
- What? Where? I don't see a rooster.
- No. Here. The router.
All of the lights on the router are red.
- (screams) Oh my God! Yeah, I have no idea what that means.
- It means that you probably have to call tech support
to fix the problem.
- Why would I call about neck support?
I don't even have a neck. (chortles)
- Stop it! You know what I said. Here.
Call the support line and try to get it fixed.
I'm leaving.
- Wha-- Where are you goin'?
- Marshmallow and I are going to the movies.
- Giddyap magical pancake!
- Yay!
- Now I'm hungry for pancakes.
- Alright. Well, I better get the Internety thingy working.
- Lime Warner Cable. How can I help you?
- Hi! Can you help me fix my rooster?
- Uh, what was that?
- My rooster has the red flishy-flashies
and won't give me my Internet.
- Okay, are you talking about your router?
- Yeah. My rooster! It isn't loading my groin shots.
- Okay. Well, it's called a router.
And I'd be happy to help you fix it.
- Woohoo!
- So I'm gonna need some help from you.
Can you tell me what color the lights are on the front?
- Red. Like the flavor.
- Uh, okay. Uhm, well red isn't good.
Are the lights solid or flashing?
- Hmm... They're flashing.
Oh no! Does that mean it turned into a bomb?
- What? No!
- Is it trying to communicate via Morse code?
Flash more if you're actually a bomb.
Ah! I knew it! It's a bomb! Ahh!
- No! It's not a bomb. Cripes.
It just means it's not receiving a signal.
- Oh! It just needs some hand signals to start up. Got it!
I'll just give it a thumbs up.
Oh, wait. I don't have any thumbs. (screams)
- Please stop screaming.
Okay, let's start out by having you reboot the router.
- Really?
- Yes. Go ahead and reboot the router.
- Okay. Hiyaya! (kicks the router)
- What the-- What are you doing?
(Orange kicking the router)
- You told me to reboot my router.
So I pulled out my steel toes. (laughs)
- No! Do not kick the router.
How would that repair anything, kicking it. Seriously?
Especially sensitive electronics.
- How am I supposed to know how to fix a rooster?
- Okay okay! What's the router doing now?
- Hmmm... Looks like-- Oh no! Oh no!
There's no lights on anymore! Is my rooster dead?
- I don't--
- Cock-a-doodle, do not go towards the light, rooster buddy.
(snickers aloud)
Shall I give it CPR?
- No! You don't give a router CPR. It's an inanimate object.
It's not alive.
- Whew! Okay, good.
Cause I'll be honest, I don't even know what CPR is.
(Lime growls)
- And like, what does it even stand for anyway?
Cookie pants rash?
- No!
- Candy poop receptacle?
- What?
- Oh, cranking pickle raffle.
- It stands for cardiopulmonary resuscitation.
- (laughs) Those aren't words.
- Yes! Yes, they are!
- Crankle monkey. Prapple pooty. I love makin' up words too.
(Orange laughs)
(Lime growls)
- That's it! This is not working.
I'm coming over there to fix it myself.
- Woohoo! He's comin' over to fix you, rooster buddy!
- It's a router! A router! Not a rooster.
Those words, they don't even sound that similar.
- Okay! Jeez! No need to be so sour, Lime. (laughs)
- (growls) There! Okay, you see how easy that was?
All you had to do was press the reset button.
- You saved my rooster's life!
- Router!
- Rooster!
- Rou-ter!
- That's what I'm saying. Rooster.
- Rou-ter!
- Rooster!
- For the last time, it is not pronounced that way.
- No! Rooster!
- Huh?
(a rooster crows)
(Lime screams)
- Whoa! What the peck just happened? (guffaws)
- We're back! They wouldn't let us into the theater
'cause we're "outside food". What did we miss?
- Nothin'. You're back just in time for this.
(screaming from the video)
- Oh!