Last night was Hollywood's most glamorous night until I sent Andy Zenor and
his short shorts to the Oscar red carpet.
Please enjoy.
>> Hey Ellen, here I am on the red carpet at the Oscars, Hollywood's biggest night,
but it's a very classy event, so no short shorts, and no booze.
[MUSIC]
Maybe a little bit.
Everybody wants to know, what are you gong to do with the money if you win?
>> What money?
Where's the money?
>> Ok so that wasn't the right question.
You know that was my bad.
You're nominated tonight.
>> I am.
>> " You,re nervous.
You look like a million bucks.
These are from Ellen.
>> [INAUDIBLE] tonight, would you like to try this evening?
>> I'm telling you, don't.
>> Look, she's going for it.
>> What does the blue stuff taste like?
>> Tequila.
It's Ellen water that tastes like Tequila.
>> [LAUGH] >> Yep, see?
>> That's good Ellen water.
>> Doesn't taste funny, right?
>> You should bottle that.
>> Look, it's Ellen, no it's not, look, no it is Ellen, no it's not, it's,
how are you, you look amazing tonight.
>> Are you excited for the evening?
>> I am, I'm very nervous.
Is that vodka?
I can't have it yet, not until I sing.
>> My good friend Lady Gaga on the red carpet, there goes Lady Gaga,
my good friend, on the red carpet.
>> Cate, Cate it's Andy from the Ellen Show.
Cate Blanchette, nominated tonight, she looks so
amazing as she walks by on the red carpet.
Hey, here comes Matt Damon, here comes Matt Damon Mat Damon!
Come say hi to The Ellen Show!
Say Hi to The Ellen Show!
Matt Damon!
Doesn't get any bigger than that walking by ya.
There's Leo DiCaprio, he's going to say hi to us,
any moment he'll be walking over here to say hello
Leonardo DiCaprio of the Revenant, heavily favored this year in the Oscar pool.
>> i'm Andy from the Ellen Show, nice to see you.
You look amazing thing eventing!
>> Thank you very much.
>> This is a game we call would you rather.
>> Would I rather what?
>> Just who would you rather, so
your first two are Michael Fastbender >> And Mark Ruffalo.
>> Mark is a really, really nice guy, but Michael's Irish.
>> All right. That answers that question.
Tom Hardy or Michael Fassbender?
>> Again, Michael Fassbender's Irish.
>> Copy that.
Eddie Redmayne.
>> Eddie Redmayne's really, really nice.
>> Eddie Redmayne's the one.
>> And he's in fantastic piece.
>> And that's how you play would you rather.
[INAUDIBLE] [MUSIC]
I don't think that's supposed to be there.
Bee there.
You think I could put these spanx on in ten seconds?
I really doubt it.
>> Okay, hold this real quick.
>> Okay.
>> One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine and a half.
>> My God, this is really embarrassing.
>> Nine and three quarters.
>> My God, no.
>> Spanks a lot Reece Witherspoon.
>> Right here.
>> Hi, it's Andy from Ellen.
Heidi do you want to party?
[SOUND] She saw me!
She saw me!
She waved at me.
>> Ellen, I miss you.
We all miss you.
I love you.
And I'll see you soon.
>> I'm here with Ellen's best friend, Olivia Munn.
Okay. Hi how are >> Hi, I don't think we are best friends.
I for sure am.
>> You look amazing in your gown this evening.
>> Thank you so much.
>> I'm trying something new, it's called lip sync interview.
I'm gonna move my mouth, and you're talking like you're me interviewing you.
>> Olivia, how would you feel if I gave you everything in my bank account?
I'd love it, but thank you so much.
>> That's not how it goes, but- >> That's not how it works?
>> No, perfected yet.
>> Just so you know, a verbal contract is binding in the State of California.
Thank you, buh-bye, have a [INAUDIBLE].
>> Man, everything I own goes to Olivia Munn.
>> Say hi to Brazil on TV.
>> Hey, Brazil on TV.
>> He works for Ellen.
>> I work for Ellen.
>> These are shots?
>> Yep.
>> Help yourself.
Are you nervous tonight?
>> No I'm not nervous.
Why would I be nervous, my tuxedo's [INAUDIBLE].
>> I was trying to help you out.
>> You >> You're trying to give me a-
>> Yeah there you go.
>> I will. You know what, thank you.
>> Now you're not nervous anymore.
>> Hold this for me Ruth.
I'm gonna take that straight to the back.
And what I will do is stutter now, cuz you got me drunk.
>> Well that's it for the Oscars, Ellen.
Here I am on the red carpet.
Another great night.
Bye, have a good night!
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Congratulations, all the winners.