>>> OKAY, GUYS, I'M GOING TO LEAVE THE CHECK.
>> HANG ON, BIRTHDAY BOY, YOU'RE NOT PAYING A DIME.
>> LET'S THE REST OF US SPLIT IT.
>> I DIDN'T HAVE WINE. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, WHO CARES,
IT'S FINE. >> YEAH, IT'S JUST EASIER, IF
YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT. >> YEAH, IT'S TOTALLY FINE.
>> EXCUSE ME. >> THE LAST THING I WANT IS TO
CAUSE A FUSS, BUT I CANNOT SIT HERE IN SILENCE FOR ONE MORE
MOMENT WHILE THIS UNEQUAL, UNJUST ACTION UNFOLDS.
>> MARY BETH, IS THERE A PROBLEM?
>> REMIND ME, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
>> SERIOUSLY, I'M YOUR SUPERVISOR.
IT'S CANDICE. >> WELL, CANDICE, I THINK YOU
OUGHT TO ASK YOURSELF IF YOU'RE A SUPERVISOR OR A TAKER OF
ADVANTAGES OF PEOPLE. >> I'M SORRY, I'M NOT FOLLOWING.
>> WELL, LET ME DRAW A MAP FOR YOUR THOUGHTS THEN.
YOU ARE STRONG ARMING A WOMAN TO PAY FOR WINE THAT SHE DID NOT
IMBIBE. >> AND FURTHERMORE, EXPECT HER
TO QUIETLY SIT AND ROLL OVER LIKE A PROSTITUTE FROM THE
AMSTERDAM DISTRICT, I THINK NOT. >> YOU KNOW, IT'S HONESTLY FINE
WITH ME. >> YOU HAVEN'T SPOKEN A WORD
TONIGHT AND NOW YOU'RE MAD? >> I HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY TO GO
TO. >> NO, NO ONE'S GOING ANYWHERE
BECAUSE THIS SITUATION HAS BECOME UNTENABLE.
>> ACTUALLY, I AM GOING TO GO, BECAUSE MY BABY-SITTER LEAVES
AT 8:00, WHETHER I'M THERE OR NOT.
>> WELL, FINE, HE LEFT. BUT THAT'S THE ONLY ONE WHO
LEAVES THIS TABLE BECAUSE THE REST OF YOU WILL STAY AND HEAR
WHAT YOU NEED TO HEAR. LOCK THE DOORS.
>> YOU GOT IT. >> WHAT?
>> YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR THE STORY OF THIS WOMAN THAT YOU
HAVE ALL DECIDED IS TO PATHETIC TO BE TREATED WITH DIGNITY.
>> WHOA. >> BECAUSE EVERY NIGHT, THIS
WOMAN GOES HOME TO NOTHING AND NOTHING.
>> EMPTY APARTMENT, EMPTY BED, EMPTY HEAD.
AND NOW, YOU PREDATORS WANT TO EMPTY HER PURSE AS WELL.
>> SHE WENT TO SEPHORA ON HER LUNCH BREAK TO GET EYELASHES PUT
ON TOP OF HER OWN EYELASHES, HOPING THAT BEYOND ALL REASON
THAT MAYBE SOMEONE WOULD BECOME A TRUE FIND.
SHE HAS NONE. >> OH, MY GOD.
>> AND AGAIN, MIGHT I REMIND YOU, THAT SHE MAKES MUCH LESS
THAN EVERYONE AT THIS TABLE. >> I DO?
>> YES, BUT THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THAT.
>> OKAY, ALSO, I HAD A FRIEND -- >> CANDACE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT
CANDACE, WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE CANDACE TO ME.
>> SERIOUSLY GUYS, I WILL PAY THE WHOLE BILL, IT'S NOT A BIG
DEAL. >> OH, SHOULD WE ALL APPLAUD
QUEEN CANDACE? THE QUEEN OF KINDNESS AND
GENEROSITY. >> OKAY, I WASN'T TRYING --
>> AND I WANT THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT TO HEAR THIS.
EVERYONE TURN TO ME. THIS WOMAN WHO YOU SO EASILY
THROW AWAY LIKE TRASH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID TODAY?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID THAT NONE OF YOU TOOK THE TIME TO
NOTICE? SHE HAS BEEN SILENTLY RELEASING
WIND AT THIS DINNER AND SAID NOTHING BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT
TO MISS A MOMENT OR STEAL ANY OF THE BIRTHDAY ATTENTION.
>> WOW. >> YES.
>> SO THE NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE IT'S OKAY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF
THE ADVANTAGELESS, REMIND YOURSELF, THAT THERE FOR THE
GRACE OF GOD GO YOU. >> AND CANDACE.
JUST SO YOU KNOW. AND SO YOUR CHILDREN WILL KNOW,
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT THE LIGHTS WENT OUT IN GEORGIA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> SO I GUESS THEY'RE NOT GOING
TO PAY? >> NO, THEY LEFT, AND THEY'RE
TEMPS, RIGHT? >> YES, JUST FOR THE WEEK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]