okay I heard my name, I heard sexy voice, I'm good for tonight.
Do you know what you're doing today? Rating, or guessing, Arabic languages - Do you know any
Arabic words? I speak a little bit of Turkish so I know there's some similarities like
Salaaam Alaikum
Salaam Alaikum. Yes habibi, I know a word! Habibi, An-challah, and as our fellow
Russell peters said, [Battle Cry]
You know well, I'm going to throw a curveball and say Lebanese. Lebanese because I've never
tried that before. I'm feeling nervous and excited. I'm feeling pumped! This is a very sexual- yeah
50 Shades of Arabic language
His voice is kind of sensual, it's like low. it's like he's trying to be
all seductive. I mean we just met [ __ ]
Reminds me of "Friends" but like - How do you say, "How are you?" in Arabic, in your dialect.
Right, but if you want to say it to me , you're going to say 'kifik'. Oh okay, okay that sounds better.
I feel like I'm watching game of thrones. I'm totally down to do whatever she just said.
I'm blindfolded for now... yeah.
I don't know what's going to happen later - I, I was hearing a lot of [gutteral sounds]
No? I've never hit on anybody in Arabic, you know what I mean? It's always okay here we go
I don't feel like there are pickup lines, I feel like he's telling me directions.
Like turn left, go south.
That's pretty much, yeah, I don't know. I told her the stuff that I usually hear in like Arabic
movies you know? Like egyptian movies "your eyes are like the moon and" - you can't even see my eyes
So you're a liar! Yeah I know that's - that's - that's what we're known for you know what I mean?
You see your boy's got game. Oh okay you just lost points there buddy.
It comes off as very like soft and like calming voice.
Of course she's not yelling, I mean I'm sure it would be different then
*yells*
La-la to you as well uh, maybe after I see you
What's ironic is that this is how most marriages happen! It's not like the last guy was very like
smooth. This guy is like she sounds more romantic like are you bringing me flowers on the date?
No I don't even know you! Why would I bring your flowers? I don't want to go out with them
Are you ready for this?
Are you done?
It's very poetic to me because it rhymes
I feel like I was just recited Shakespeare
I'm not like this smooth in real life, so. That wouldn't work in real life, trust me.
I'd just be like oh my god calm down um
Which means getting married for the rest of her life? Maybe! Right? yeah maybe Oh My
God, I don't know I don't know. Arabic girls are so like quick! We're forward
We're forward - get with the programme!
This one sounds more firm.
It almost sounds like a song like like a rhyme or something. Could you tell that I was being flirty?
Or does it just - No I didn't. I definitely couldn't tell that at all it, kind of just sounded like you - Fail!
were just it's like if I was just like, "Hi, how are you doing?" "Yeah, and then what and then what
happened after that" Like it sounded like that.
Where do you think she is from? Egypt. What is she wearing? Belly dance outfit
How was that for you? Can we have a second round? Please! It was interesting. I don't think i've ever
heard either of those languages before. When I think of Arabic languages I think that they all kind
of sound the same but they don't. I'm surprised by how different they sounded to be honest.
I like the girl that wants to go to the beach and wants to go have drinks.
I'm gonna go with the first one! There you go!
I don't think I remember your name! Hadil. Hadil.
So what country do you think she's from?Jordan
Where is she from?
What did I say? The first one. It's more like it's like when the French
roll their tongues and then they go like it's like "rrr" that kind of sound that
isn't in like the English dialects it's like interesting and unique and exotic.
All right, so what do we what do we do next? Do we want anything? You go home
Seperately!
Darn it!