Good morning, fam.
This is day...
Day what?
Day four?
Day four.
Kind of almost got lost there.
Wow! Wow! Wow! Hold on.
What?
You gotta see right here.
That's beautiful.
We got Grandpa whose reminded us it's day five.
Day five.
Oh, it's day five of our trip.
And we are currently in Paris.
Just woke up.
We got nice recovery last night.
Had a good rest.
Woke up this morning, the boys are a little bit cranky.
We suspect they're really hungry.
So we begin our day.
We're just getting them...
Pari...
Pa... Parisian...
Parisian croissant.
Sorry, Parisian croissant.
So they fill their belly.
And then we will go fill our tummy with some good stuff. Yeah?
We found the metro.
Now we got to figure out how to get to our destination.
Being a foreigner in new countries...
This is hard, man.
In a country where you don't speak the language.
Oh, yeah. That's true.
It's hard to ask people, too.
Okay, go. Walk, walk, walk, walk.
Push, push, push. Yeah, push.
Good job.
Okay, come.
It's our train (x2).
Come on (x2). It's our train.
It's our train, guys.
So croque monsieur...
I used to call it mon-sour.
But I found out it's mon-sieur.
Used to be my jam in America.
Whenever I go to French restaurants, I always order this.
It is amazing.
In France, for obvious reasons.
And the croissant...
Oh my goodness.
It's so good, right?
Grandpa.
How's the omelette?
Amazing.
Yeah, is it good?
Compared to American omelets?
It's lighter.
It's lighter? Yeah?
I'd say it's richer and lighter.
You know what, that's actually a good way...
But mine, I felt like mine's the same thing, too.
It's like lighter but richer... weirdly
Rachel, why do you order this bread?
I ordered croissant...
I wasn't super hungry, so I want something light.
So I ordered some bread and a jam.
This jam is amazing.
It's so good.
But the bread itself is so light and fluffy.
I could literally just eat the bread...
Breakfast check.
Now is picnic time.
Yeah!
Picnic.
Let's pick up picnic...
Let's pick up picnic stuff.
Well, so what? Picnic.
I know we have...
We need cheese for sure.
We need cheese, fruit and bread.
And...
Ham.
Ham? Prosciutto.
Okay.
Wine!
Wine? Okay.
Yeah!
We have to.
This is France.
Hurry, let's go.
You need what?
Blueberries.
All right, let's get some blueberries.
I really want this.
What juice is this?
It's watermelon?
Oh, pomegranate.
Okay, we'll do the one pomegranate.
Is this the rambutan?
Oh, it's sharp.
It's actually pretty sharp, yo!
Really? Yeah.
Fruits check.
Got a few more items.
If you guys are wondering, we are in an area called...
Ru... Ru... Rue Cler.
Rue Cler.
Rue Cler. Rue Cler.
It's really close to the Eiffel Tower.
We're going to pick all this stuff up and head over there.
There we go.
That's perfect.
Yeah!
Yeah, so he cuts a little bit.
Let's get that one.
That was good.
We got three kinds now.
We got a cheddar. We got this one.
(inaudible)
And then I got a...
He picked that one.
Oh, can I get one of this?
To bring back.
Wine, cheese, crackers, check.
And foie gras.
Foie gras. But we're not going to open foie gras.
Foie gras, yeah.
Okay.
That one's for back to America.
Dad littered and French person got mad at him?
Yeah. What happened?
So I guess the thing for the stroller, just like a piece of wrapper from something else.
And this guy like hunted him down.
Like, sir, sir, sir. Like pointed to it for him to pick up.
You made a French person mad?
Dad!
Okay, okay, let's go.
They're very nice people.
Which one?
Over there? Yeah.
I deliver every month...
Croissant.
The urgent hospital and firemen.
Oh, wow. We have to pick that up then.
We have to pick up the croissant.
Thank you so much, sir.
We have to.
Rachel, Rachel, we cannot. We have to.
Like we have to.
I'm actually pretty sure they're gonna ask us before we leave this country...
Did you get truffles for your Eiffel Tower picnic?
And if we said no, they won't let us leave.
Yeah, let's go.
Oh my goodness.
We can stay here a long time, you know.
What is a famous French pastry we have to try?
The éclair? Yeah.
It's like a French...
This one. Okay. It's very famous.
So pain au chocolat is...
It's a chocolate...
It's with chocolate.
It's just like almost like this but in another shape and... With chocolate inside. Okay.
Gosh, what is this fridge for?
Look at that, though. It looks like...
Oh my gosh, Rachel.
We might die here.
Oh my goodness. It just gets more and more.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Okay, come on.
Guys, we still need our ham.
I feel like we've got enough chocolate...
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I don't know about you, but I want my ham.
Anything else you recommend?
Which you must try in French.
It's nice to try the (inaudible).
Which one? What is that?
All those things.
Oh, okay.
(inaudible) and then pate inside.
Okay, we'll take one.
Just try one, anything. One? Yeah.
You can choose.
This one is... interesting.
Okay, interesting. Yeah, we like interesting.
Some people like to go to candy stores.
This is my candy store.
Like all of this. Oh, sorry.
All of this.
Like I could live here.
Meat.
Picnic time.
We've got a spread.
First...
We've got lots of fruits.
Raspberries.
Grapes.
Can they have the grapes? Yeah.
They came with their seeds inside, so it's gonna be harder.
Dude, it's so sweet.
Did you have it? It's so sweet. Yeah, yeah.
It's like sugar.
Where's all the cheese?
We got four kinds of cheeses.
Can we remember what cheeses they were?
No?
I know we have...
They're all French, though.
That was the only requirement (x2).
Oh my God.
Guys, so this is my favorite cheese so far.
Everything the guy recommended is pretty awesome.
He also recommended that we drink this wine without cheese.
I don't know why.
Mission is we gotta find someone with a bottle opener.
Okay, I'll go try to...
I'll go. I'll go. I'll go try to find a bottle opener.
Are we just drinking from the bottle?
Do you have a cup?
I guess.
Oh, that's a good wine.
That's a fantastic wine.
Not sure because the Eiffel Tower is right behind us or is the wine really good.
Because the Eiffel Tower makes wine taste better.
I think so. Probably.
The essence of the Eiffel Tower is just around us right now.
Can you guys tell that Grandpa loves cheese?
So does Zaden.
Do you like cheese though?
Yes!
The place that I was pretty much most excited about...
Based on all that market stores that we went to is...
The meat place.
It was amazing.
I got...
Four different kinds of meat.
So we got like French salami.
Prosciutto.
I only got two slices of everything.
Guys, I got like all the most expensive cuts.
When they were cutting, I was like, "Just two pieces are enough".
Because I was afraid that it gets too expensive.
But all the stuff that we bought with the meat...
On the meat side of things and water and all, only came up to like €15.
It's amazingly cheap.
For what you get. Yeah, for what you get.
Okay, next one is...
I thought it was pronounced hamon.
But the guy said jamon.
Jamon.
It's also kind of cured meat.
Now this guy said that...
We told him like...
The rein is yours.
Pick whatever you want to recommend.
And he said, "If you want something really French, pate".
So what is it though, exactly?
It's just like a...
Mashed up duck meat together.
Oh, really?
I think it cured.
So much spices and fats and all that.
This is like a perfect bite.
If you don't want that, I'm gonna have it.
You take the first bite. You don't want...
You take the first bite.
Are you afraid?
I'm afraid.
Okay.
More crackers.
That's awesome.
So the flavor profile is pretty amazing.
It's like each...
Each little segment.
Each little like segment has its own like flavors.
And textures.
Yeah, and textures.
And when you bite into it, you get everything.
You got the fattiness.
Saltiness.
There's some sweet somewhere.
There's like a little spice.
What is on the outside, though?
I don't know.
I think that's a crust of some sort.
Is it bread though, or is it...
It looks like it. Okay.
I can try one to let you know.
Yeah, just bread.
Okay, my brain was telling me it's bread, but I was like is it... is it part of it?
That's why you have to get all.
Yeah, it's perfect.
Oh, I missed the crust.
Yeah. I'll get the crust (x2).
And the crust (x4). Together.
How was that?
Good, right?
I liked it.
It's good, right?
The more you chew, the more the flavors come out.
And the more like it's very very complex.
Pigeons problem right here.
Behind me right there.
And the reason is because...
This munchkin that's walking over there...
Has been feeding them out crackers.
Do you hear him? He's saying more crackers.
Ky Ky, we're not feeding more crackers to the bird, baby.
They're all coming by us, okay.
We can eat the crackers.
They are well-fed. I promise you they're well-fed.
What did you say?
He said Ky Ky breaks.
He likes to break the crackers.
I know you like to break the crackers, but I think they have enough there, okay?
Their tummies are full now. Their tummies are full.
Oh, wow!
Map leader.
Are we on the right track?
Nope.
No, we're not?
Are you sure? Are we lost?
Oh, no!
Tell us where we should go, okay?
We have to go...
We have to turn... And then we... We...
We have to turn left and then turn right.
Okay.
And then turn left again.
All right.
Turn left right now.
Oh, no!
Zae Zae.
We're almost there. Do you see it?
That one?
Yes!
You see it?
Thank you. Good job, buddy.
We're walking towards the Arc de Triomphe.
Arc de Triomphe.
And it's majestic.
It is like... It's humongous.
Amazing.
So it's right there.
But we can't walk towards it because of the...
The road around it.
We have to go underground and walk towards it.
And then come back up.
Which is where we are going right now.
That's incredible.