I think we all know somebody
that just won't listen to anything you say.
There's just some people who won't listen to reason.
Lashes Barely Used.
2 dollars.
Used lashes.
Of all the things you can buy online,
someone is actually selling used eyelashes
that have been glued to somebody else's eye
For a low price of two dollars?
You can get pink eye from a stranger!
Seriously though, this is like selling used underwear,
that has not been washed.
Gross!
"Someone broke into my car last night.
Nothing was stolen,
but they chewed all my gum and put it back in the container,
this is a hate crime."
This is terrible.
Hello FBI?
Who would do this?
What kind of monster breaks into someone's car to chew their gum?
He ain't even chewed it!
He just took the first chew of every piece.
I really love that gum,
you know the cubes that are like hard,
and when you first start chewing it,
it's like-- it's a party in your mouth!
So he trying to take that first chew of all that gum.
Okay, this is just unnecessary and rude.
So, at the airport, there's like chargers in the middle,
she dragged her wire past three seats to charge her phone.
Why Ashley?!
You could have sat in that first chair.
What is wrong with those two seats
that you just do not want to put your butt on them?
Someone doo-doo in them or something?
Otherwise, this is just unnecessary.
What if someone's trying to sit there?
"I stole a horse from somebody's farm.
They ain't getting this motherf*cker back!
I'm about to hit the block with this."
He deadass stole somebody's horse.
You told me he just walked into a farm,
took somebody's horse.
Like, "He's mine now."
What is this, GTA?
You can't just go into someone's farm and take their animals?
I guess you can, he did.
Don't try this at home!
Joshua woke up one day, and decided instead of bread,
he would make a breakfast sandwich out of Pop-Tarts,
eggs, and bacon and lettuce.
"Ok Joshua. Thanks for sharing I guess."
I don't think Pop-Tarts approves.
That's like sticking two Pop-Tarts between your foot,
like, "I got a Pop-Tart sandwich."
It's not how you eat it
All right, so there's pineapple pizza,
and then there's this.
Pineapple Pizza-flavored Pringles.
Wow!
To really pi** off those pineapple pizza haters.
The chips are probably all right, but a chunk of canned pineapple.
Y'all insane.
Whoever did this needs to be locked up,
throw away the keys,
and they only get to eat this the rest of their life.
Was it worth it?
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Why?
What kind of disease is this?
What is going on here?
Why you gonna cut your sandwich like that?
You thought you were being fancy?
Why?
You could cut a sandwich diagonally, in half or in fourths.
What is this?
And the worst part is they took a picture to show everybody like,
"Here, this is how I cut my sandwich."
You just trying to start a fight.
"I'm a self-taught pianist,
but I don't know why people look at me weird when I play?"
Girl, what is you doing?!
Why can't you just sit and play like a normal person?
But no! You gotta be all fancy like,
"Look at all these peasants playing piano.
Sitting with their hands in front of them."
Ya girl can do is standing up with her hands behind her back.
Wow! Look at all that talent!
"Y'all still paying for peanut M&Ms?"
We got some life hacks over here for all you peanut M&M lovers,
just by a thing of peanuts, and buy some M&Ms,
and hot glue gun them together!
Bro? Really?
Someone really did this with a hot glue gun.
See I know it would stick them together,
but honey, it ain't edible now!
"She ordered nachos with only cheese and beef."
Well, she got exactly what she asked for.
There's the cheese and the beef.
Man, what kind of idiot made this.
I want nachos with only cheese and beef.
But where are the nachos?!?
Bro? Really?
Really?
You really gonna sit here and do this right now.
You go on a first date with your crush and they drink their wine like this.
What you do? Comment below.
Just leave a like if you leaving because you know,
I'm-a gonna be out that door. Bye!
Like, who raised you?
Shame on your parents.
"Who else peels their strawberries?"
Anyone?
Does anybody peel their strawberries?
Like take a damn peeler and peel it like it's a potato or something.
What the hell? What is there even to peel?
Girl, you crazy.
Enjoy your peeled strawberry...
"Sunbathing woman refuses to move for wedding photos."
Man, okay.
This ain't even a beach or something.
Why is she sunbathing in the middle of the park?
To be fair, she was there first,
and then they decided to come take wedding pics behind her.
She like, "Nah! if I move, I'mma mess up this tan."
So I'm comfy here.
Y'all could just like go around her or something.
This is the level of petty I aspire to be.
You know those kids cars, they always say ages 3 and up.
Well, this dude, he obviously over three years old.
So if it fits it whips!
Poor guy, he probably didn't have a childhood,
had to take his kid's car.
This is all I ever wanted when I was a kid.
Man, low-key though, if I had a kid, and I got them one of those,
you already know I'mma ride in it.
So I don't blame him.
The sign says "No Fishing".
I mean there's no sign that said "No Canoeing".
So like, y'all should have made a sign.
Now, we got guys like this, who is on a damn kayak, fishing.
Whose mans is this?
Man, some people, they just don't care.
How to eat a popsicle in a room full of men.
Bro, instead of sticking it in his mouth, and sucking on it...
He's taking a knife, cutting pieces of it.
Oh my God! This is hilarious.
Same with bananas though.
Every time I'm eating a banana in front of people,
and like cut some of it off and then eat it.
I don't like...
Because you know, we always keeping it 120% family-friendly over here.
B****, what the f***!?
That's not how you do it.
You have to put it in in the hole.
That's what she said.
My car doesn't do those vile things that your car does.
My car's holding out till marriage.
Bro, it's a car. It need gas.
Cars are literally sluts for gas!
So put it in and give it to a real good.
So dirty!
I'm talkin about fueling a vehicle, the most natural thing in the world.
I hate this so much.
He took a picture of his hairy arm,
and made it the background for his watch.
So it matches.
I mean, it does look pretty dope if you ask me.
He got the mole in there and everything.
I wonder if people looks at it like,
"Oh my God! Does your watch have X-ray vision?"
Yikes! The floor is lava.
No. No, seriously.
It's actually lava.
You need to move, literally on fire.
He don't care. He gonna get that fire pic though.
Man, I really hope those pics were worth it.
Anybody else use water to get out all the ketchup.
Oh my god.
Oh! Who would do this?
This needs to be illegal.
There needs to be a whole constitution written about this.
So like, you know when your ketchup is almost empty?
Just put water in it and then it'll all come out.
Man, it's ketchup, not soap!
When you got a little soap left,
yeah, I understand putting water in it,
watering it down so it all comes out.
But what is this?
Watered down ketchup.
Would you try watered down ketchup?
Comment below.
Its this or no ketchup.
Honey, why would you do this?
So before you slice bread, it's a loaf and you slice it like this.
Someone sliced it like this.
They are vertically challenged, okay?
Look at up!
A college student made a presentation called,
"How I lost my virginity to a thin mint cookie. (with pictures)"
Now, I want to know how?
Was it like a box or like one single cookie?
Or like a stack of them?
I need answers.
Husband stayed home from work because our dog was coughing.
We took him to the vet and paid $85 for him to tell us
our dog was fake coughing.
Look at him! He acting like he's sick.
He's gonna get on Daddy like,
"Daddy, I'm sick please stay home and cuddle with me."
I'm telling you, this is a real thing.
Dogs actually do this.
I don't know what's wrong with them.
See my dog, when he hasn't gotten his daily dose of attention,
he will just literally start limping out of nowhere.
Like, "I broke my foot. Please love me."
Like he actually fakes it!
Nothing is wrong with his foot.
But he'll just like act like he's limping until we like love him, and it works.
Have you ever wondered
what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once?
No, because I did.
They stabbed a whole pack of candles into a cupcake and lit it on fire.
Okay.
They was like,
"It's the most metal looking cupcake ever."
Um excuse me.
I think it's a safety hazard.
How you gonna blow that out?
You gotta be a good blower.
Bro, do you want to be seen or not?
He went camo pants and one of those highlighter jackets.
Oh, he wants people to think that he got no legs,
that he doesn't have a bottom half.
But why though?
I need to know his life story.
e tan is like, "Bet you won't follow me @Wendys"
Wendy's is like, "You won that bet."
What did you think was gonna happen?
Oh, it's either they follow me or I win the bet.
Man, it's so annoying when people say that.
"Bet you won't follow me."
Well, you're damn right!
Man arrested for everything.
What did this man do, Officer?
He did everything.
Everything.
Yes, including that.
Okay, so we're gonna have a kid, and I think we should get a minivan.
But I found the perfect car for us.
Yes, definitely!
Perfect family car right here.
It's like Christmas all day, everyday.
Canada Christmas!
Literally, what's the point?
Obviously, headlights aren't enough,
when you want to get lit and drive.
Why would you go to the gym to be on your phone and your laptop?
See, phone is okay.
I can see maybe he's checking his text between some,
but why you got your laptop?
Man, watching YouTube videos in the gym.
Man, this bench is comfier than my chair at home.
I come here to work out these nuts.
These hands!
Students are taking their physics midterm exam today.
I said no cell phones,
not even from music since they could be used to cheat.
This student brought in all record player,
and is bumping Kanye in his headphones right now.
Hold on! Do teachers let you listen to music while you're taking a test?
Man, this is new to me.
Because I mean then you could just like be on the phone with somebody,
and they could be like telling you all the answers.
But I mean, they didn't let them do that here.
So he brought a record player.
It probably helps him concentrate so...
Bro! Look at the hamster.
It's Hammond when you destroy his [inaudible].
He just running up the wall!
What's going on?
Can hamsters run up walls?
It made it to the ceiling. What you do?
Get a broom stick and just...
All right, it's time to come down.
I want to know how it do that though.
I have never seen a girl that does not give a single duck like her.
She got a frappuccino, put it in her shirt.
She don't care if it's ice cold.
She don't care if it's giving her frostbite yitties.
She gonna put it in her shirt, get on her bike and drive on home.
When I grow up, I want to be like her.
I do what I want!
You can do what you want but not this.
The straw is supposed to go in here.
There was a hole for the straw.
I mean technically you could poke wherever the hell you want on a Capri Sun,
and the straw will go in,
But why though?
Why though?
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
People do some crazy things for the gram.
Insane things.
Literally anything for likes.
But bro, why are you gonna waste all those donuts though?
She's taking this picture, holding some doughnuts,
taking a bite and then half on fell out.
Kids in Africa could have eaten those doughnuts.
And you just gonna drop them on the floor?
Rude!
I hope those likes were worth it.
She's a doughnut disrespecter.
This girl is selling Swarovski embellished Vaseline for $25.
Everything is video is just "But why though?"
Why? Why would you do this?
What is the point?
It is Vaseline.
What's next? Might as well bling out my straw.
Bling out my eye drops!
Stupid!
Over here, we have this poor boy.
He was raised in the forest by bullfrogs.
He never learned how to use his thumbs.
So one day the humans found him,
decided to take him in,
made him a cup of tea,
told him he had to pour the water in the cup,
but he don't know how to use his thumbs.
so he did what bullfrogs do best,
and bullfroged the water into the cup
He grew up so fast.
Oh no! Missing dog.
Oh my God. These make me so sad.
I just want to cry every time I see somebody with a missing dog.
Who took this man's hot dog?
Give it back.
I don't care if it's snowing,
I'm still gonna drive with my roof down.
You know, gotta let everyone on insta know that I have a convertible.
Living this convertible life.
Low-key I feel like I would do this.
I would have heated seats on,
I would have the heat coming through,
and I would still have the top down.
Okay, this sounds like a party.
This is me.
Okay I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.
If you're blind, you can't drive.
Yes, I can.
But anyways that's all for today.
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