- [Narrator] 'Twas the night before Christmas
when all through the house,
the children were dreaming
of Saint Nick's whereabouts.
But the jolly, old elf was not feeling so merry,
for he was quite allergic to gluten and dairy.
Needing a replacement, he knew who to ring.
He turned to his wife and said,
Facetime Zach King!
To cancel Christmas would be quite tragic,
so Zach promptly volunteered his magic.
Ready to visit his first house of the night,
he was surprised to find no chimney in sight.
(jolly, festive tune)
(sleighbells jingle)
(grunting)
(smashing)
- Brrrr!
(grunting)
(sizzling)
- [Narrator] Santa's job was not easy,
he started to see.
But now onto presents, how hard could that be?
As he looked through the list of naughty and nice,
he didn't know which names to search on the device.
- (whispers) Joshua and Allison.
Ooh...
- [Narrator] Not wanting to waste time
on the riddle at play,
he said to himself,
a present's a present any which way!
(festive, jolly music)
- Oh...
(crashing)
(paper crinkling)
(crashing)
(whispers) Okay.
Right, Joshua...
Basketball.
(shouts)
- [Narrator] Tipping the tree, he caused a great clatter.
The children sprang from their beds
to see what was the matter.
(grunting)
(festive, jolly music)
- Oh! Ah...
- [Narrator] Trying to make amends,
Zach showed them what he had brought.
But the children shook their heads,
for those weren't the gifts they sought.
(exhales heavily)
(tree rustling)
But there was something else that Zach had failed to see.
Santa should care for more than what's under the tree.
With that thought in mind, Zach looked past the list
and realized he could grant their one, true wish.
(dog whimpers)
(laughter) (upbeat, festive music)
The job of Santa was more than following tradition,
it was caring for families.
That was truly his mission.
With this new thought in mind, he continued the night.
He exclaimed, Merry Christmas!
And flew out of sight.
(drum roll)
(jolly, festive music)