Out of the question. Out of the question! - Why?
No! I'm not gonna do that. That's one step away from personal ads... and prostitutes.
No! No!!! I am not going down that road...
What does she look like?
She's good looking. - How good looking?
Very good looking. - Really good looking?
Really very good looking. - Would you take her out?
Yes, I would take her out. - Oh, you hesitated.
What hesitate? I didn't hesitate. - No, something's up here, you hesitated.
I'm telling you - she's good looking. - What about the body? What kind of body?
Good body. Nice body. - How nice?
Nice. - Just nice?
Pretty nice. - Really good?
Really very nice and good.
What about personality?
Good personality. Funny. Bright. - Smarter than me? I don't want anyone smarter
than me. - How could she be smarter than you?
Let's see, let's see. What else? What else?
Oh, yeah. What does she do? - First of all, what does he do?
He was in real estate. He's not working right now...
He's not working?! How come he's not working? - Well, I mean, he got fired.
Why did he ge fired? - Oh, right. Well, he tried to... poison his
boss. - Excuse me?!
Such a long story, Cynthia, seriously. I mean, he just had some problems at work.
Is he nuts? - No! No, no. He's a really, really funny guy.
What does he look like? - Pardon?
WHAT does he look like? - Well, he's got a lot of character in his face.
He's short. He's stocky... - He's fat. Is that what you're saying -
that he's fat? - Powerful! He is so powerful! He can lift a
100 lbs right up over his head. And, um... what else... what else?
He's kind of, just kind of, losing his hair.
He's BALD?! - No! No, no, no. He's not bald... He's balding.
So, he will be bald? - Yeah.
What kind of hair? - You know, long, dark hair.
Flowing? - Flowing?!
Is it flowing? I like flowing, cascading hair. Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.
"Thick lustrous hair is very important to me" - is that what you said?
Yeah, that's right. - Just clarifying....
Let me ask you this: if you stick your hand in the air, is it easy
to get it out? - Do you wanna be able to get it out, or
do you wanna not be able to get it out? - I'd like to be able to get it out.
I think you'll get it out. - What about the skin? I need a good cheek.
I like a good cheek. - She's got a fine cheek.
Is there a pinkish hue? - A pinkish hue?!
Yes, a rosy glow. - There's a hue.
She's got great eyebrows. Women kill to have her eyebrows.
Who cares about eyebrows? Is she sweet? I like sweet... But not too
sweet, you can throw up from that. - I don't think you'll throw up.
She likes to throw up. - Has he ever been married?
No. - Has he been close?
He once spent a weekend with a woman. - He didn't really try to poison his boss?!
Yeah, he did.