Well, there's only one way to find out.
They're here! Here they are. Over here.
Oh, no.
- Okay, here we are. - Okay. All right.
Positive Choice.
Easy one, two, three.
Hurry up. Come on.
♪♪ [ Man Singing Rock, Indistinct ]
Oh, no. Give me more. Give me a few more.
Did you try the Ova-Sure?
Oh, oh. I'm dripping. I'm dripping. Wait.
Oh, good. A smiley face.
Oh, I think that's bad.
How long does this one take?
These can't all be positive. Let me try one.
God, you really had to pee.
What is this? What the hell is this?
I think you picked up the wrong one.
Oh, fuck. That scared me.
[ Exhales ] That would suck.
I'm sorry.
That scared me.
It's gonna be fine, right?
- Right? - Of course it will be fine.
Oh, shit. It's gonna be fine.
You just need to call him.
Maybe I don't need to call him until after I see the doctor.
- You need to call. - I don't wanna call him.
- I don't need to call him. - You should call.
I can't call him anyway. He doesn't even have a phone.
He didn't even have a number to give me. He doesn't have a phone?
Said he had some kind of billing issue.
He can't afford a phone? Sadie has a phone.
Shit, you're right. I gotta call.
I'm gonna have to look him up on his stupid Web site.
What kind of Web site does he have?
[ Scoffs ] He spelled "coming" wrong.
Oh, it's cum-- Yeah.
Oh, that's gross. Just go to "Contact Us."
Ben? Yeah.
[ Keys Clacking ] "What is your number?
I need to speak with you right away."
Send? Yep.
You're sure? Yeah.
I love weed.
[ Jonah ] I could smoke weed every second of every day.
[ Imitating Darth Vader ] Jay, I am your stoner.
[ Laughing ]
- Hey, Benjamin. - Yeah?
Flesh of the Stars just got an e-mail.
Really? Would you like me to read it to you?
Yeah, sure.
"Ben, what is your number?
I need to speak to you right away. Allison Scott."
[ All Exclaiming ] Oh, shit!
Someone wants seconds, Mama.
Oh, man.
Whoo! "Looking forward to speaking with you."
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do one of those smiley faces on the end.
Fuckin' A. Those are-- Those are sexy. Sent.
[ Beeping ]
[ Phone Rings ] Uh-oh.
Somebody wants another piece.
Shh. Booty-- Booty call.
Uh, yeah, hello?
Hi, hey, Ben, this is, um, this is Allison.
I don't know if-if you remember me.
Oh, yeah, Allison. What's up?
She like-a the way your dick taste.
Yeah, um, I actually was just wondering...
if maybe you, um, wanted to get together,
like, tomorrow night. I've been meaning to call you...
so we could, like, hook up again.
You know what I'm sayin'? Okay, cool.
Let's, um, meet up maybe tomorrow night.
You wanna grab some dinner?
Yeah. Why not?
Meeting of minds sounds good.
What do you say Geisha House, Hollywood, 9:00?
Uh, sure, that's cool. Can we make it more like 6:00 though?
I'd like to keep it early.
[ Ben ] 6:00. Beat the rush.
Yeah, leaves more time for afterwards.
Dessert. Sweet. [ Moaning In Background ]
Okay, great. Um, so, yeah.
I'll just meet you there, then, at 6:00.
I'll see you there. [ Panting, Moaning ]
Okay, take care. Peace.
[ Beeps ] Oh, shit.