- (as Ren) Youuuu eediots! - Ohhh.
- (as Ren) You idiot! You fool! - (as Ren) You idiot.
- (as Ren) Stimpy, you idiot! - (as Ren) You idiot!
Oh, yes. Ren and Stimpy. - It's either an Eat in One Second,
but I'm retired from that, so why would I be here?
Or it's a... - Try to Keep Eating: Ren and Stimpy?
- Ren and Stimpy Try to Keep
Eating challenge. Happy happy joy joy. - Goddammit.
- ♪ Happy happy joy joy ♪ - (PvF) To win, you must take
three very large bites of each dish put in front of you.
If you do, you'll win a wiener's feast and, more importantly...
♪ (angelic choir) ♪ Eat With Me cards.
- Yes. The yellow card. - Yay! Okay.
- I need you guys to just relax, ma--
I've been through enough. That goes for you guys requesting
these awful, awful foods. Don't do this to me!
- (Stimpy) My first material possession.
Oh, joy. - (as Stimpy) Oh, joy!
- Ohhh, god! It's a litter box. - No, no, no.
- You ready to eat some kitty litter? - Dude!
- No, not cat litter. - Dude!
- I have a cat. Dude, a little crazy.
- Oh, fffff. - Oh my god. Oh, god!
- Why you gotta-- why you-- ew! BRO!
- (PvF) Stimson J. Cat saved some of his finest litter
for your tasty enjoyment. - I mean, he just eats cat litter.
Why does there have to be poop in it too?
- ♪ I think I hate you ♪ ♪ So, what am I so afraid of? ♪
♪ I'm afraid that that's real poopy ♪
♪ And then I'm gonna pukey ♪ - Look.
- Why? - Look. It looks like real poop.
I mean, I have a cat, and I clean her litter.
It smells disgusting too.
- (Brian) Ohhh. - Is that meat?!
- No! - You've outdone yourself,
Nicole and Chef Ash. - Yeah, this is crazy.
- What-- ahh! - That's 18 bites.
- You put your hand in there? I didn't even see that.
- I did. (ding)
- What is this?! It's so confusing, bro.
- (snickers) You're-- that's four!
- Oh! - That was three.
- (React) You could've also just eaten the litter.
- Why are you yelling at me? - I know. I was just gonna...
There's one. - Ah! It's crunchy.
Oh, it's spicy! - No!
- This does kind of look like an airplane.
- Mm. (ding)
There's three. - Boy. Come on, dude.
- No. Put it down! - We'll be bonded for life.
- Put it down! - That's terrible.
You guys are awful people. - And...there it is.
And then, here comes... (laughs) here comes the--
- You have-- you have poopy stuck on the roof of your mouth.
- It's like the poop airlines, you know, so it's like...
(imitates farts) Just farts away. Ohh!
Let's go. Ready? Oh, no!
- No, I mean, I'm not eating it. So, there's something real there,
isn't there? - (PvF) You're passing, Zaria?
- You're passing? - Yeah, I'm passing.
I'm not doing that. - (imitates plane zooming)
A little more? - No.
(ding) - Yeah, isn't that weird?
- I'm a fun person usually. It's just today, I'm a little--
I'm a little picky, you know? I don't really wanna eat poop.
- Yo, you guys are starting off really strong. This is crazy.
- (Ren) Oh, my beloved ice cream bar.
- Oh, it's soap. - (Ren) How I love to lick
your creamy center. - (as Ren) I love to lick
your creamy center. - Look at him chomp that.
- The way he's biting-- (laughs) That's so...
- It's like-- the animation is top-notch, man.
- (laugh) - Oh my god. Nicole!
- This look like handmade soap. - (PvF) Just keep saying
to yourself, "Beloved ice cream bar. Beloved ice cream bar."
Might help you forget that you're eating soap.
- My beloved ice cream bar!
- Three bites. Big bites.
(ding) - No. No!
- (laughs) - No! No. No. No.
- I mean, at this point, it's actually a situation
where it's fascinating, and I kind of want to applaud them.
- (PvF) Does it taste like soap? - It tastes like soap!
- What is it?! (screams) - It's soap. It's soap.
It tastes soapy. It's so clean. - God, it's grossing me out, dude.
- I'm just cleaning out my dirty mouth.
- (loud lip smacking) - Ew! Bro! Dude!
- Thank you, Chef Ash. - It's almost like there's lavender
or something-- you know what I mean? I don't know. I can't...
(ding) - Okay, I'll take a bite.
(ding) - Oh, that was a big bite.
- Literally, give me some water right now.
- (laughs) - Why did you eat it
like a beaver chewing on through a piece of wood?
- Leave me alone. Leave me alone right now.
- I would rather have a bar of soap.
- Okay, last bite. (ding)
- (PvF) How's that taste? - (makes inhuman noises)
- It's actually not that bad. Yeah, it's not bad. It's not bad.
- No. - This is my prime.
It's not gonna get any better from here. You know what I mean?
- No. - (PvF) You're out?
- I'm out. That... (buzzer)
- Oh. - What?!
- (Ren) Mm, boy, I'm starving. - (as Ren) I'm starving.
- Oh, no. The tubes! Ahh! Noo! - They're all just different types
of paste, so we got-- - I don't even feel like
reading it, to be honest. - It's just tubed paste, bro.
- Kitty Stew. - Kitty Stew?
- Fisherman's Pride! - And Braised Giblets.
- Braised Giblets. Yum. - Mother of pearl.
Son of a...biscuit eater. - (PvF) We've got a lovely
three-course meal of Kitty Stew, Fisherman's Pride,
and Braised Giblets, all in an easy-serving tube.
- It looks like... - Death.
- ...a selection of Bath and Body Works if you were in hell.
- (laughs) Did you already try it? - No! It freaking leaked on me, bro!
It leaked! - Oh, goddammit.
That one really shot out. - Oh, come on! No!
- All right. I say we do a little like (makes beeping noises)
- It smells literally like Fancy Feast.
(ding) - (wheezes)
- Nah. You can't-- no. - Oh!
- No. - He opens up a tube,
and liquid comes out of it. We don't know what liquid it is.
We don't know-- the consistency is wet.
- Oh, no! I can't do this watery stuff, guys!
- Fisherman's Pride. - And it just gets worse.
- It just tastes like he blended up bait.
- (blows) - Uh-huh.
It's gross. It's gross. It's disgusting. It's--
now count to about 20 and you'll be okay.
- I was like, "Yeah, that's not bad.
Put that on some crackers." - Ooh! Dude, smell that.
- No! I-- dude. Dude! - It literally smells like dog food.
- Oh, it's so grainy! It's actually really grainy
in my mouth right now. - (laughs)
- (pants) - (chuckles)
- (gags loudly) - (laughs)
- Ahhh! - That one's not as bad.
- See, I like that one. - Yeah, I wish I could
just do that one. (ding)
- Can you stop? - I'm just gonna-- that one's okay.
- Ahhh! Ahhh! - Ughhh. Okay, that's two.
Dude. (ding)
- Dude, this is actually-- - This is fun, right?
- What did you say? (laughs) I'm actually shocked
by the question, dude. That caught me off guard, Nicole.
How can you ask that right now? - (Stimpy) Go ahead, Ren.
Eat the nice vermin. - (as Stimpy) Come on.
Eat the nice vermin. Amazing! - Oh, gosh!
- Oh! - Ew. What in the world?
- We get to try some lice. - Simple-- (gags)
- EWW! No. No. - Oh, god! That's so gross!
- Yum. Yum. Yum. - You can do it, man.
- Oh, golly! - Oh!
- What's that-- - AHHHH!
- We're eating bugs! - Br-- ohhh, no!
- The visuals of this show are insane.
- Oh! - Bro, that is terrifying.
- I'm not putting that on.
I'm not putting that on my head. - Are you kidding me?
And we're eating it off each other?
- I am not putting that on my head.
- Stupidest, grossest thing. - This is incredible.
- I hate you so much. - Oh-- OH, NO!
That's what I have to eat? No, those are bugs!
- (PvF) Help! Our monkey suits are filled with vermin and lice.
And we'll need your help picking them off
and eating them, just like Ren.
- Just like Ren. - There's literal bugs stuck
to your hair. - (sighs) I know.
- I'm not putting my hat on. It'll ruin my hair.
- Oh, that's what you're worried about.
- There's a lot that I'm worried about.
That's the only thing I can control.
- I'm not getting that anywhere near my head.
- Jaxon, we have to. - No. No. No!
- Yes! Zaria's getting in there. Do it, Zaria.
Yes, yes, yes, yes! Yes, you got this.
(claps) Yes! - I don't wanna eat any of this.
- That was a drum roll of panic and terror.
- God, man. Dude. Dude, I think this episode's
really bonding me and Jaxon. I'm feeding you poop.
I'm eating vermin off your head.
- Very nice. - I really can't stand this person.
- Nutty. Like peanut flavor, but it also had
this earthiness to it.
- Ugh! - (Zaria) Uh-huh.
- That's an interesting texture. - Oh! Man. Oh. Oh.
- Flip my monkey. - There's one. There's two.
There's three. - (PvF) That was one.
- Come on! - I dropped part of one.
- Yeah, you dropped a little thorax.
- Oh, no. (ding)
- (gags) Delicious. Bro! Eh! - (PvF) All right.
- Oh. These are-- ugh. - Are you okay?!
- Ugh. - Are you okay?!
- No, it's in my eye.
- Oh my god. - It broke off of this little
hook thing. - I thought it came back to life!
- Putting a hat on a hat. There we go.
- Oh, I just... (ding)
Ugh. I just-- I really hate these guys right now.
- I'm gonna just put both in my mouth. (ding)
- It kind of tastes like sand. - Oh my god. It's literally
so dry when you put more than one in there.
It's like freaking-- ugh! - Oh yeah. Just stuck to the sides
of my mouth.
- Mm-hmm. - Yo, though, can I just say, though,
I bet we were the cutest monkeys this whole video. (snaps)
- (Ren) What would you like to drink?
- (as Ren) What would you like to drink?
- (chuckles) - (Kowalski) Meat!
- "Meat!" - (Ren) Get him a glass of meat.
- (both) A glass of meat? - Glass of meat!
- A glass of meat. - Ohhh.
- (laughs) Ohhh, god. - The sound effects!
- Why? - Ohhh, god!
- This is the one thing! - Oh, great.
Looks like the Wendy's Frosty of meat! Ahhh!
- (PvF) We've gotten you a glass of Kowalski's favorite: meat!
It'll be mighty tasty to gulp down in three sips.
- Honestly, it smells like coconut. - It smells not bad, right?
- Go for it. - (laughs) Go for it?
- It looks like a glass of meat, dude. - You know what it looks like?
It looks like a really thick chocolate milkshake.
- Oh, god. It's like dog food. - Try it! Go for it!
- Here I go... Okay. It doesn't even go in your mouth.
- That isn't okay. - Look at how thick it is.
- And it shouldn't ever really be okay.
- Ahhh! It's like dry but wet at the same time.
- What a texture. My god. Okay.
- I...am not gonna have this. I can do well without this in my life.
- Oh, dude. - Oh! Son of a biscuit eater!
- Oh, hell no. - I actually almost puked just now.
- Oh. Um... - Oh.
- Chef Ash, for this one, I got a bone to pick with you.
- Ohh! - Oh, god.
Oh! Oh, god! - Wooo!
- Oh my god. - No, it doesn't taste ba--
like, texturally, though, I literally feel like
I'm eating something I shouldn't be eating.
- (gags) I hate you. Oh, god.
- Two. - That's three, baby.
- Ahhh! - If you do this on a piece
of toast with a little Tony Chachere's, not bad.
- (gags) Ha-ha! Ha-ha! - You got this, bro.
It's actually the most rank thing we've had so far, bro.
I actually don't think you should do it.
It's the most rank thing. - You've convinced me otherwise.
- It's like the worst thing. - You can do it. Come on.
WOOO! Swallow it. (claps) Yeah!
- Try to drink it even. Let it touch your mouth a little bit.
- Oh, [censored]. No, no. - Yeah, dude.
- No, no, no! - (laughs)
- I have a headache right now, the way the way my face reacted
to that. Every muscle... - (Brian) I understand that feeling.
- ...from here up, just contracted.
- I don't even think I could look at chocolate shakes anymore.
- That's like refrigerator meat. - I will never be able
to eat a milkshake or a Frosty or any sort of frozen treat ever again.
So thanks, Nicole. I guess that's actually probably good for me.
- Mm-hmm. (ding)
- (Jerry) A toast to you... - Is that lint?!
- Belly button lint. - (whimpers)
- Yeah. - It is. It's belly button lint.
- Is that... - (Stimpy) Lint loaf!
- Lint loaf? - Lint loaf.
- (Jerry) Lint loaf! - (sighs)
- (as Gottfried) Is that Gilbert Gottfried right there?!
- That's me right now. I feel like that's me.
- It looks like it's moving! - No!
- What the hell is that? - It looks like some dank-dank.
- (PvF) Finally, we've got a lovely meal of lint loaf
that Jerry the Bellybutton Elf might hate, but...
oh, let's face it. You will too.
- Ohhh my god! - It legit looks like steel wool.
(ding)
- Done. - (PvF) Three bites.
- (mocks) "Three bites." She's always so cheery.
- Let me-- let me-- - (PvF) Wait.
- Dude, it literally looks like you're eating fuzz.
- Yeah. - This is like fiberglass.
What is going on here? - Try it.
- He's going in. - I mean, he's really going in.
- How's that lint? - Why?
- Okay, it's sparkly. - Am I good? Or am I good?
Okay. Yup. - Here's a bite.
You take like a fistful, shove it in your mouth,
and an hour later, you're still chewing on it.
- I dig the lint. - I like the lint loaf!
- Jayse is on bite, like, seven. - Mm.
- Ugh, I'm done with you. I'ma be over here now.
- Life like this sure is sweet. - Mm.
- (both) Cheers. - There we go.
- That's the worst one I've been on, I think.
- I'm used to not getting rewarded. I usually am eating the punishment,
so I'm very confused right now. - He won, right?
- I'm like, "Wait." - He won.
- (PvF) Sharon, Brian, Jayse, and Benison, congratulations.
You've made it through. - Let's go. Let's go.
- And for that, we've got a delicious prize just for you.
- (Ren) We are the UN wiener inspectors.
- They out here-- - (raspily) The wiener inspectors!
- Wiener inspectors. - Wiener!
- The wieners, baby! - I get to put sausages in my nose?
- (laughs) - He has two sausages in his nose,
and it looks like a mustache. - You get some weiners, yeah!
- (Ren) Canadian wiener mountains.
- The Canadian wiener mountains! - Wiener mountains.
- Look at them. They're roaming free. - (laughs) They're just...
- Oh my god. Even the trees are weiners.
- Wow, even the snow capped wieners.
- (Ren) Ripe for the picking! - They're ripe for the picking.
That one looks like it's got a set of-- come on.
- Yes, you-- - Look at the weiner fish, bro.
- Yo! - Oh!
- Ohhhh! (laughs) - Ha!
- Wow!
- Yooo! - (claps)
- ♪ Wiener ♪ ♪ 'Cause he's a weiner ♪
- I'm wearing this for the rest of the day.
- Ahhhh, yes. See, I use these for good, not evil.
- (PvF) You're a wiener! And for that,
we've got some wiener inspector disguises
that'll help you sneak in to see the Canadian wiener mountains,
rich with wieners of all shapes and sizes.
- Dude! Hell yeah! - God.
- Ooh, that sounded kind of nice. - Mm. That doesn't taste terrible.
It's not...bugs. - I feel like a wiener.
- ♪ I feel like a woman ♪ (snorts)
- Don't put a wiener in your mouth and sing
"I Feel Like a Woman." (laughs)
- I am a wiener. - These are pretty big, right?
I mean, I-- - Humongous, bro.
- Humong-- right?!
- (PvF) Well, unfortunately, Zaria and Jaxon,
you couldn't quite stomach these revolting recipes.
And for that, we've got one more that's honestly a little worse
than the rest. - A little worse than the rest.
I don't even like when you said that.
- (Ren slurps) This meatball soup is delicious...
- What is that?! - Mm.
- (Stimpy) That's my collection of furballs and stomach acid.
- (laughs) Furballs and stomach acid. - That's literally what came out of me!
- Dude, that looks disgusting. - Are you look-- are you seeing this?
- (PvF) Stimpy has coughed up a few furballs and stomach acid
that's easily the worst of the worst punishments.
- Oh! - (gags)
- Nicole, please. You already know how I feel
about this kind of stuff because I really do
almost throw up every single time you give me something green and wet
for a punishment. - You got this, man. You got this, man.
- No. - Ohhh!
- Can I smell it? I like to smell weird stuff.
Ah! - There's no way in hell
that I would've been able to do that.
- Okay. - (laughs)
- (groans) [inaudible] - Ugh!
I hate that it's all gloppy and gooly, bro.
- Oh my god. - So bad because I just can't--
I can't-- like, there's too much going on in my mouth right now!
- Oh, why was there a chunk? Why was there a chunk?
- Oh my god.
You know when you throw up? - Yeah.
- On an empty stomach and all you get is stomach acid?
- (Jayse) Yeah. - Right here.
- Yum. - Right here.
- Yum. - That's what that is.
And that is insane that you guys got it that accurate.
- Last bite. - Ohhh!
- (PvF) Well, that does it for today. Any final thoughts?
- Yeah. I have a final thought for you, Nicole.
- Oh! - Just wait.
- You don't want to know my final thoughts.
- I shall have my revenge, you eediot!
- Chef Ash, you really have outdone yourself this episode.
Brava. (claps) - (claps)
This is exceptionally gross. - Thank you guys so much
for watching, and let us know what you think between
Try to Keep Eating versus Trying Not to Eat
in the comments below. We're really curious.
All right. We doing this? - Yeah.
- Kitty litta. - Kitty litta!
Ahhhh! - Yup. You eediot!