uh okay so here I have a list of Pies in front of me Paul uh it could be apple right it could
be could be banana cream she does that one yeah yeah it could be blueberry all right Boston
cream I think probably not the Boston cream mom don't you know she don't get that wild
uh also we will accept uh no David ah there we go [Music] butterscotch Sherry of course
my personal favorite chocolate chocolate key lime my mom is as a crazy woman when it comes
to bacon pies I can see that she can bake them all day she can bake them all night and they're
always perfect absolutely stunning excellent pies she missed her calling she ought to be bacon pies
well she today she is yeah yeah I guess so how many will she bake on an average Thanksgiving I
think probably just uh two she'll do two it'll be two and you're gonna guess two of them when right
now before we go to her no no we'll go to her and we'll talk to her I'm just reviewing the kinds of
pots okay all right I think people like to hear the varieties I love to hear them every year
right
less than 24 hours ago I was screaming at Richard Simpson and now now we're talking about pie that
is a range life goes on I'll say yeah that's really a race that is any hyperventilated and
then they had the paramedics paramedics were here he was in the lobby yeah he was yeah in a
giant that was the most humiliating part about I'm screaming obscenities and a guy in a turkey suit
she's got like the big thing you know like uh
minced meat I'm going to say no on the mince meat okay pecan yeah that's in there running
in pumpkin okay all right here we go ladies and gentlemen turn on the satellite ladies
and gentlemen do me a favor say hello to my mom all the way over Indianapolis Indiana
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hello Mom Happy Thanksgiving Day Happy Thanksgiving to you too I want to tell
you something you look beautiful doesn't she look good I'm sure it does sure guys
um you absolutely have the best head of hair I've ever seen on anybody in my life it's spectacular
thanks Dave
what do you think is there a chance that I'm going to get that hair will my hair go like that do you
think eventually it might yeah it'd be great don't you think I'd look good in that hair I
think you would yeah Mom how you doing there in Indianapolis set the scene for us what's
the weather like on Thanksgiving today it's been a beautiful day David sunshining uh about 50 50. wow
it's freezing cold here what the hell is going on there well it was uh freezing cold yesterday here
so tomorrow you'll get this yeah so apparently overnight it warmed up a little bit mom yes it did
yeah
Mom are you having the big dinner there are you traveling where's the big dinner taking place
we're having dinner at Jan's uh-huh this is my older sister Jan and will there be a lot
of people there I think she's counting on ten uh ten now was it last year mom
you had wrestlers over to the house not last year year before last I see
all right so who's doing the cooking you or Jan we're sharing what does that mean
she does some I do some I see so right down the middle it's 50 50. well not exactly she has the
big part of it I see and are you having a turkey or something else turkey oh good okay now listen
age you hear you know Richard Simmons was on the show last night and I know you don't watch
this show but he was on last night I saw that show and you know what happened last night he
went nuts he wanted to kiss me you know and he had a giant turkey suit on and I ended up
screaming obscenities at him I heard you say that yeah does that disturb you or concern you Mom
well I love Richard but I think maybe he carried things a little too far last night
would you be willing to say that in court mom
sure if I have to uh okay let's stop this uh screwing around here and get right to the pie
stuff now you made some pies right right you made two pies is that correct made two pies
there they are they got them all covered up and I will now psychically determine
the pies and you'll tell me if I'm wrong or right right there that's
Mom's Kitchen doesn't she look good in the kitchen sure it's a beautiful kitchen
it's an apron
okay here we go mom uh now send it to me are you sending it to me begin the
transmission begin the transmission all right all right all right now concentrate here we go
okay I got one I got it stop it pumpkin pie right look at there look at that [Applause]
you are a caddy I can't believe it
that's one one for one this is like a really bad pilot for a game show at the Food Network
okay here we go now Mom is this second one wacky or is this a pretty much traditional holiday pie
you got there it's a traditional pie does it contain seasonal fruit yes it does it does
seasonal fruit yes fruit that's in season now yes how long ago was this fruit picked
oh maybe a month ago a month ago a month ago okay uh all right it's a it's a berry am I right
no Berry
it's all right you haven't guessed I think we're all right I think we're all right oh yeah
key lime pie no key lime
that's all right Paul what do you think you got anything going here
uh uh I know oh go ahead I know it is go ahead Cherry that's what I was gonna say
no chairs mom the audience the audience is now guessing everybody in the audience
show me Apple
is it awesome
what is it Apple it's the Apple
nice going mom those are beautiful beautiful pies congratulations on another nice job
thank you now as always we like to finish up the segment by just taking a look in
your refrigerator you know and by the way hey I want to tell you something I want
to tell you something right here Mom that Martha Stewart couldn't carry your lunch
you know what I'm saying
all right let's show the kids what you got in the refrigerator all right it's
just for the holidays I used to get a big kick out of this when
I was living at the house look at that can you get right in there [Applause]
and a girl it's malt liquor and jerky what else you need say hello to everybody at the
big dinner mom Happy Thanksgiving thank you very much for being here there she is
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myself I outsmarted myself right at the Top Apple as you had it right
there yeah thinking too hard I lost a bundle on this one
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