what's our current position navigator Adi sitting down excellent
let's head for that big cloudy thingy that looks like a flower the Rose Nebula
I know what it's called I was just testing you okay captain billion
computer yes captain any signs of life in this area there's a
good candidate in star system 336 F approximately 15 seconds ahead captain
thank you oh and one more request yes captain
I'm getting a little tired of your polite bye boys
you have anything more interesting how's this voice sound hey not so good how
does this voice suit you not really appropriate how do you like this one why
make that one you got it toots
it's a pretty cloudy planet engage in the ants engine
appears to be some sort of ritual I'll enhance audio
oh it's a wave let's get out here breathing golden
engage aaww / thrusters what's that stand for Einstein was wrong that was a
close one you're telling me computer where are we
now it's hard to say something's wrong with our locational vectors in English
please I think we lost the dimension somehow what's that I think my
great-grandfather told me about these things
it appears we've entered the land of 2d Oh everything's flat and so poorly
rendered they'll hear you it's not like they can do anything about it what's
that
okay well that's really annoying we're getting pulled in
reverse way-hey
compare taking some are nicer next time this next planet shows signs of
inhabitation by warm bodied creatures I hope it's a guinea pig that's not very
likely it's some kind of force beam get me a communication links yeah
stat are you a doctor now just do it okay we're getting some audio now how
dare you enter our orbit without permission identify yourself to be go
to lift up tiny molten metal bits
silence impeded fool do you want us to identify
ourselves or do you wanna see me silent
all right Q is this captain Julian this is supreme lord commander and not daddy
door locks four magnificent
how dare you enter our orbit without permission I'm pretty sure you already
said that that does it now I'm forced to board
your craft and they feel myself in all my glorious awesomeness um could you
please turn on your matter transporter so I can board your ship sure daddy
well exactly behold Gor max the magnificent I've guinea pig I knew it
oh isn't he the cutest little thing Oh Gorman's scourge of the galaxy such
introduced the matter he gets the cuter he gets chilly simpletons prepare to
feel the full force of my wrath
all major life-support systems have just been disabled come here go to backup
oxygen supply you disabled that too how much oxygen do we have less than three
minutes worth the nearest service station is six weeks away let's open all
the windows and get some air in here um
what's wrong there's kind of no air in space and how are we fly mr. smartypants
you can't fly without air you got me there
but the windows don't open anyway we'll have to put on or flying spaces
I guess not some to the drycleaners well I guess this is it old pal we had a good
run at least we're going out on our own terms
really now that's just something I heard in a movie once at least you guys will
go quickly I'll be floating around in space until my batteries run out just me
and all this valuable equipment and our nobodies that's it what we can use
the matter transporter to get to safety oh yeah if your friend in the air is
active for hmm let's see it's not looking good out there the
nearest planet is inhabited by carnivorous flying insects the size of
rhinos is there any McDonald's there no hey let's try another I'm getting a
signal from a small rocky planet the natives seem a bit loud but they're
mostly harmless technically it's named mws - 3 3 6 F but the locals call it
earth
what was that all about sorry just an old audio file I say for special
occasions
hey what about me don't worry we'll be back something with no spaces coop well
I guess now that no one else is around I can sing
in space episode 4 of canting space written edited directed by barb and
starry and her sister
a-also
and Tony did the voice of gorlags and liquorice
the guinea pig he was gone racks and there's lots of music too Oh lots of
people involved in this movie free sound artists too many to list and I got to
keep singing
if it matches the music editing software PowerDirector may the kappa hi tyr
is in space we I love kids
that's all there is good
what are you still doing here that's all there is