OK, we got k-
What the sh-
Kratom, by the numbers.
What the sh-
REE!
Hey, my name is Jobby and
KUNG HEI FAT CHOI
Also happy early Valentine's Day, I wore a shirt for the occasion.
Welcome to the fAIL Box for February 2022, where we will be taking a look at five
random letters, which were all sent to my P.O Box
which is closed.
Don't bother sending me anything.
You don't want to subject a random person to the
horrors that you sometimes get in the fAIL Box.
And we got five random boxes on the couch here,
and this is just stuff that I bought throughout the month, throughout the year.
I've got a lot of stuff in my storage.
This series will continue
for quite a while.
And the first one comes from
Don't want to dox anybody
Lynn Usher
Usher
and I say YE-
While I open up this letter...
How y'all doing, chat? Welcome.
Welcome, welcome, everybody.
Let me bring out my-
Here we go, oh.
We got a lot of text here.
What the hell is this?
This looks like a chain mail one of those spam emails you get in uh
early 2000s.
OK, we got k-
What the sh*t?
Kratom, by the numbers.
What the sh*t?
This was addressed to me.
I don't know, someone's trying to
Redpill me on some things.
We'll go ahead and read it.
And then we got some cards that
I don't know.
God bless my-
This is like kratom
propaganda.
Am I saying that right?
I think "kratom" is a Thai word, so it's like...
K R A T O M
Whatever
Let's just get this-
We're-
We're off to a good start.
From Lynn.
It's dated 2018, my-
K R A T O M
I was lucky enough to find kratom a year ago.
I had been sick and in so much pain for so long I just
was waiting to die.
I had tried to die, but I'm still here.
I had 17 years of different
opiates, benzos and-
I don't know what-
I'm not going to read this.
I'm not-
What the fu-?
This has nothing to do with anything.
No funny questions, no
NSFW artwork that would potentially get me banned.
It's just
f**king-
K R A T O M
Take a drink every time I say-
K R A T O M
Take a shot of-
K R A T O M
Every time I say-
K R A T O M
F**k this letter.
Our second letter comes from Anthony.
And they're from
Georgia
Georgia...
You...
K R A T O M
The whole day through.
Such a sweet, sweet song.
ก ร ะ ท่ อ ม
on my mind.
Good sh*t.
This is the good sh*t.
This is what I expect.
I don't want to be propagandized to about a certain drug, a certain chemical.
I could do my own research, you guys could
do my own research.
I-
I don't even know why I'm so pissed off about that first letter.
That shi-
It wasn't that offensive.
It was just annoying, is all.
This is not annoying.
"I don't feel so good."
More like "I feel really good about this artwork."
Begone...
THOT
Third letter, just tearing through these letters because my
patience is already withering.
William
Frnka
And it's addressed to my
Ching
Chong
Yellow boi
Oh, oh, and there's a little
little piece of artwork right there.
swivel
You know, in a lot of my fAIL Boxes, I always make the joke
that, you know, "swivel here" is a dead meme and all that.
But I'm at a certain point of uh
enlightenment.
I have had time to think about the swivel meme
and I am not annoyed by it
any longer.
You cannot hurt me anymore, Swivel-Man.
I have integrated you within my soul.
EEEE
YATTA
A bunch of
chicken scratches
from a little
Little boy, ok
Hey, Jobby
Mc-
Shlinka-dink
You've been my fave YouTuber for a long time now and I am a very-
Big fan.
I am not a-
Earrape
Big boy.
I am 13 two days prior to writing this, I wanted to share my-
"happieness" with you.
When I was 13
I knew how to spell
Love you and keep
Swiveling
William
Frnk-
Fr-
Frnka
It's not spelled wrong, it's Czech.
P.P.S.
My YouTube is Frost Entertainment.
My pic say "stay frosty, lads."
Next time I'll send a cancer box.
JK Love you work.
18+
That is borderline incomprehensible.
Also, whenever I do these modern fAIL Boxes, I sometimes get messages
from some people who send me these letters apologizing
for their past cancer.
Matter of fact, the person who
almost got the channel demonetized
And if you haven't checked out my last fAIL Box, go ahead, it's uh-
Said something on Twitter to the effect of "I apologize for my old work."
"Sorry, you had to see that"
Blah, blah, blah.
Hey, I don't mind.
The fAIL Box at this point
is some weird time capsule for who we were back in the day.
And uh...
Maybe you shouldn't have sent me some cancer
if you didn't want me to read it out loud.
How about that?
You gave me your consent
the moment you sent that thing off.
This is a box full of
old shame, isn't it?
You have to face your past
lest you be consumed by it.
Our fourth letter comes from
Ciaran
Fitzgerald.
and they are from
New York
Hey Jobber, Ciaran here from last month's fAIL Box.
At this point
I don't know what last month's fAIL Box even is.
I go by Sprocketman online.
That actually sounds super familiar.
I kindly request that
you read the rest of this letter after finding my box from the
I have no idea where that box could be at this point.
Sorry for that, Sprocketman.
Found it?
No.
Great.
I'm 36 years old, so yeah
Noticed you liked GaoGaiGar.
Saw that some of the more recent model kits
you were reviewing were a bit on the fragile side,
so I thought you'd dig the
Super
Minipla line
Of course, that's before I realize you don't have time to build them right now.
Actually, I built the
GaiGar on stream.
A few, was it
a few weeks back? A few months back?
Sprocketman, you're wrong, I actually had-
I actually found the time to build a model kit,
and I'll try to find more time to build model kits throughout the year.
Not faulting you for it, though, because if I had to choose between more gunpla
and more
I'm gonna go with more
every time.
Based
Put it in my thanks, Sprocketman.
Thank you so much, Sprocketman,
wherever you may be.
Let's get into our last letter
and this one looks very nice.
Or cursed, depending on your perspective.
And this one comes from
Collyn Slater.
And then you got a bit of artwork of my
past...
"Make a contract with me"?
Make a contract with this, you
B T C H
See that, Kyubey? You come-
You come to my hood that's what you're going to get.
F**k you.
Anyone remember Madoka Magica, by the way, you remember when-
when I actually looked at stuff that
wasn't a robot?
YATTA
That looks really good so far.
Kind of a sassy-looking Godzilla there.
We also got
Very nice.
????
Why's Godzilla look so disappointed?
Maybe it's because I haven't looked at a Godzilla figure in
15 years.
And we have a letter.
Sexy Jobby right there.
Dear JobytheThong
I've only been watching your vids since late 2017, but man, are you funny.
I always felt weird about being a 20 something year old guy who collects toys,
and after seeing your channel, I know I'm not alone.
Thank you for being a funny and talented
gay?
Collyn Slater.
P.S. Sorry my handwriting is trash.
Definitely not the worst I've seen
in the fAIL Box series,
And that is his social media information.
Just in case uh-
I swear to God, if he tweets at me saying that
"Remove my name from your video."
How about no?
You consented.
It was a long time ago, to be sure,
but you consented.
And that was our final letter.
So might as well get to the boxes.
And our first box comes from the...
Show.Z Store
EEEYYY
It's appropriate that I open up another one of these guys
for this fAIL Box because last fAIL Box, I opened up a third party Onslaught.
This is a third party Blast Off from Mastermind Creations
Assaultus combiner, and I have yet to review any of them so far.
But I do want to at some point
Really excited for this guy because
as I mentioned before in my last fAIL Box
this combiner,
third party Bruticus
is supposed to be
All Built In.
No partsforming necessary to form the combiner.
Really curious to see how that is possible.
Volatus, third party Blast Off.
This
d*ck is blasting off
Second box, and this one comes from
HobbyLink Japan, not sponsored.
Oh a model kit.
Digimon.
This is a design
that I've taken a look at before on my main channel.
MetalGarurumon.
And not Amplified MetalGarurumon.
It is the cartoon Digimon Adventure version.
I don't know, I just felt like I had to get it.
Even if I'm not going to build it in like
59 years.
Looks cool, though.
Will have to find the time to build it at some point.
There is a certain model kit that I am prioritizing to build
if you look carefully in the background, wink wink.
Wink wink
Third box.
YUUUH
Kind of a suspicious looking box here.
Hopefully it don't explode.
Sean Andrese says
Shut up.
Anyone seen the Nendo
SUS
Anyone getting the Nendo
SUS
SUSSY
MOGUS
SUSSY MOGUS
Nendo
Mogu- MOGUS
Whoa!
That's f**king awesome.
First of all, got a sheet of really nice Decepticon stickers.
Gonna come in handy for third party figures, but these are official stickers.
Takara
My best friend.
And within the box we have
yet another component of third party Bruticus.
Yeah, the last time I did a fAIL Box, I mentioned that this particular figure
was hard to come by,
but thankfully it recently got in stock from the
BigBadToyStore.
However, that did not look like a BigBadToyStore box.
I assume that a...
I'm not going to think too hard about it.
We're already at our final two boxes.
Because these are not from fans, it usually goes on very quick.
I don't have to read any
Bullsh*t
Show.Z Store
Link in the description, of course.
Got to love them bumpers, just in case
the shipping people throw it at their
friend's head for fun.
HOH
WAHEY
Alright, full disclosure:
I got this one for free.
But man, did I want it regardless,
Even if I didn't get it for free, I would have bought this thing.
This is very exciting.
This is a third party Shockwave from the Bumblebee movie,
one of the best designs in that movie.
TBH
I think I even like the Bumblebee Shockwave design a little bit
more than the Soundwave one.
Looks fantastic.
Great packaging there.
BingoToys Wave Man
Legally obligated to review this guy
and really looking forward to reviewing him as well.
I want to open it.
Oh...
yes
God
damn.
That is fantastic.
Look at that thing.
Oh, my goodness gracious.
Alright, so first thing I like to check whenever I open something up
is how it feels, the
solidity of it
and so far...
Alright, I don't want a full blown review it right now, but
Unfortunately I have reviews
planned for this month already, so I won't be taking a look at him soon,
but definitely next month.
I will make room for him next month.
So far, so damn good.
And you know...
The fact that you are
not getting cancer from the fAIL box
is most
illogical
Let's move on to our
final box.
And this
is what I expect from a BigBadToyStore box.
OH
OH SHEEIT
WOO
Look at that thing,
Highly anticipated model kit finally came out.
Do I even have to explain what the heck this thing is?
That looks super nice.
Great packaging here.
Kiryu EVA Unit 01 Color Version
Unit 02 Color Version is coming soon as well.
Alright, definitely going to have to find the time to build this thing.
I am slightly concerned because I have never built a kit from Aoshima.
Hopefully, the plastic quality is as good as
Bandai's
if not better.
Let's check the merch.
Everything seems to be there, it's all I needed to know.
And that's all I needed to open for today.
Thank you so much for watching this month's fAIL Box.
We're not going away quite yet.
Of course, we're going to do a Q&A
after a quick break while I tidy up a little bit.
Looking forward to all the reviews that are coming out this month.
Congratulations and be prosperous
Hope you eat a lot of
Peking duck
And shu-
Shumai
Har gow
K R A T O M
If we aren't getting the Jobby OnlyFans,
Jobby NFT's
If you-
If you participate in NFT's
If you buy-
if you mint NFT's, uh
You're going to hell.
Personally, I hope NFT's and the Metaverse die
and maybe bring some hope back to humanity.
Based.
Next video
we're going to be taking a look at this potential Valentine.
Let's hope he gives
a good
macking