hey guy welcome back to youtube.com the
world's most web site so I'd like to
think it's pretty common knowledge by
now that I am a grown-up but what you
may not know about me is that I used to
be a kid a long time ago but I used to
be a kid and I very fond memories of the
shows I used to watch as a kid things
like underwater talking sponge the baby
show boy got fish pretty much all the
classics in a perfect world I think
these classic shows would reach their
logical conclusion and then just end no
reboots no extra season the problem is
we don't live in that world we live in a
world where nostalgia is a commodity and
everything even remotely good is
rebooted 1000 times the most common and
annoying example of this is the
live-action reboot of an animated thing
which in my experience has a success
rate of about 0% well no maybe like 1%
the scooby-doo movies were pretty good
but usually these feel doomed to fail
from the start mostly because a lot of
the shows and movies that get rebooted
as live-action versions of a cartoon are
things that really could only exist
within a cartoon like I think the
perfect example of this is Avatar The
Last Airbender which is an amazing show
I love that show so much it's like the
11th highest-rated show of all time on
IMDB pretty much universally beloved
it's beautifully animated and then they
made it into a movie and it sucked ass
stop doing this nothing looks right the
fight scenes are awkward the dialogue
scenes are even more awkward that child
is being arrested like he was bending
tiny stones out his from behind a tree
it really hurt
an avatar obviously isn't the only
example of this there was the Death Note
movie that was a train wreck Disney does
this a lot they did it with Beauty and
the Beast which was kind of weird Alice
in Wonderland was kind of weird and of
course they've got the Lion King coming
up and everybody's favorite Aladdin with
Will Smith you tuber Will Smith way to
go buddy
your big break making it a Hollywood
that brings us to what I want
about today the Kim Possible Disney
Channel movie remade special time y'all
remember Kim Possible there's a girl and
her friend and there was a rat
I liked the show a lot as a kid it
wasn't one of my favorites
I think cuz I probably thought it was
for girls cuz you know she's a girl but
it was a pretty good show and I'm sure
if I were to watch it again now I would
recognize it as being objectively better
than most of the kids shows that are
made today but as we discussed what
happens with anything that is even
remotely good and ten or more years old
it gets rebooted so a few years ago I
accidentally received a distress call I
was done with my homework so I answered
it now well I saved the world
hello my I'm Kim Possible okay there's
something about her that makes her able
to defeat villainy after villain after
villain so it looks pretty good I like
this comment we want Kim Possible that
Kim probably but that's just the trailer
you know sometimes trailers are edited
poorly or they just don't really
showcase what the movie is really about
or how it actually is so we don't want
to judge too harshly but there's more
they released a sneak peek and this is
an actual scene from the movie
damn the buses on the street now
she doesn't even run good
she's grunting but her mouth isn't
moving literally the most basic activity
someone could do in an action movie is
run and they managed to mess that up
then she sees the buses there and she
kind of speeds up but doesn't actually
speed up and then he got these dumbass
moms one of which is looking towards the
baby but I guess she doesn't notice it
rolling down the hill in an almost
comical fashion so she does a barrel
roll for no reason and then shoots a
grappler at the stroller thank you
thanks Kim here's your gadget back this
kid has a countdown to when the doors
are closing how would he know that how
does he know when the bus drivers
planning on closing the doors
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she made it she made the bus oh yeah
wait so was he gonna close the doors if
she was right outside but didn't quite
make it like oh sorry student my hands
are tied the countdown ended I gotta go
oh but I don't understand the most about
this is it looks like a dumb stupid
thing made for kids which is fine it's
fine if you're gonna make a Disney
Channel movie for kids they typically
all are but then why do Kim Possible a
show that started in 2002 if you're
making this for 8 year olds an 8 year
old doesn't know who the [ __ ] Kim
Possible is but even more than that and
probably even worse is it just looks bad
it doesn't look like something Disney
made it looks like something a fan made
and then put on YouTube actually no I
think a fan could have made a better
version of this and in fact I believe in
that so strongly that that's exactly
what I did beep beep bTW
hurry up Kim your mom's here
is this your baby
you say my babies like no problem better
step on it Kim she's gonna leave it
behind
to
oh yeah well I think it's safe to say my
list of regrets is now a little bit
longer I'm probably gonna put that whole
sketch by itself on Twitter so if you
want you could go retweet it or just
watch it again or maybe I don't know
send it to Disney and see if we can get
them to remake the entire Kim Possible
movie with me as Kim and Ron and
everybody it's always been my dream to
star in my own Disney Channel original
movie I guess I just never thought it
would be as a teenage girl hey speaking
of Dreams why don't we check out some of
my New Year's resolutions
well that didn't take very long oh wait
there's one more well it looks like I
have to guy if you feel so inclined I do
have some new merch available including
this very cool t-shirt that is also very
colorful and dare I say very good I've
also got a couple of new hoodies on
there a huge collection of sticker and
that sign because no matter how hard I
try I don't think I'll ever escape the
shadow of my own legacy as the stop sign
guy so if any of those things sound like
they might make a good addition to your
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you know click the link in the
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