- For the next 24 hours, I'm gonna be mucking
with the most upset animals that I have,
upset, and is stuck in shedding, so be even extra cranky.
Now he's an absolutely beautiful titanium reticulated python
but he is definitely always fired up.
Whoa! But he needs a good soaking.
It's okay, buddy. Woo-hoo!
My goal is to not get bit today. Whoa!
But he's definitely not gonna cooperate with me on that one.
Just trying to calm you down, that's right.
You don't wanna take a bite
from a male reticulated python, even this big.
Whoa! Come on.
Whoa, come on now, Titan.
Calm down, calm down, calm down. Come on, calm down.
Woo, no, no, no, no, no! Titan, Titan.
All right, we're getting him in a soak,
and we're moving on to the next one.
Woo! He's a sketchy monkey.
(mimics monkey)
Gosh! You know what?
I'm second snake in, and I've already gotten bitten.
This is a little Cal king here.
This is probably the one animal today
that I don't mind getting bit of nearly as much.
Make sure to stick around 'til the end,
'cause the last animal
is the one that could really mess me up if I'm not careful.
My whole goal was to not get bitten today.
And guess what? Second snake in, and I got bit.
It doesn't hurt that bad. And I might be lying.
- My dad thinks he's handling the meanest snakes we got.
Let's show him what real professionals look like.
- Don't get in her line of sight.
- Gotta be careful. Once she sees you, it's game over.
(dramatic music)
Bob and weave, bob and weave.
- She's striking all over.
I don't know what to do here no more.
- Don't move! Shh.
- She can hear us.
- It's okay, girl. It's okay.
Back in the enclosure, Mike.
Slow, slow. Back in the enclosure.
You don't wanna break her trust.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Whoa.
- That was a close call.
- Now this is actually a snake I really prefer
not to get bit by, of course, a mangrove snake.
Oh my gosh. It's definitely fired up right now.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
And I don't want you guys to ever think
that I'm trying to portray snakes as mean,
because the truth is,
is that we all have different personalities, right?
And this kabuki is, woo, she's fired up,
but she's got a little bit of venom in that rear fang,
so I don't wanna really get bit by her.
I'm just kinda spinning her around like this
to keep her away from me the best I can.
Whoa! Okay girl, calm down.
But again, the vast majority of our animals
are super, super docile, as you guys know it,
but I'm showing you that even the testy ones,
you can handle without being bitten.
But I got a long way to go,
and I'm gonna need a little help.
Hey Mike! Here you go, Mike.
Can you do me a favor? Hand-grab her real quick.
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- This next one is crazy fast, nonstop.
- Gotta have good grip strength with a girl like this.
Golly, look at her! She just won't stop.
Help me out, man. She's real fast.
- She's a runner!
- She's got me wrapped.
- She's choking me, she's choking me.
- I think it's over for you, man. Any last words?
- Can I get a ice cream?
- That's what you want when you're dying, an ice cream?
- Tell my family I love 'em.
- That's more like it.
- Jimmy is in shed, and snakes in shed
typically are a little bit more feisty.
And he's got this nasty habit
of getting close to your hand, and then just biting you.
Don't do it, Jimmy. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
I'm just trying to move him around.
Okay, okay, Jimmy. It's all right.
Maybe if he doesn't see me because he's in shed,
whoa, not my face, not my face!
Maybe if he doesn't see me 'cause he's in shed,
he won't bite me.
Now, Jimmy is an albino Chinese beauty snake,
absolutely gorgeous snake,
but definitely is always a little bit, ow!
Did you see that bite? Ow!
Okay, I messed up. Bite number two.
Thinking I wouldn't get bit at all during this video,
but I obviously mistook him.
But Jimmy is definitely a beautiful snake.
We'll go ahead and get him back. You're okay, buddy.
I promise, you're gonna be back in your cage soon.
When he sheds out, he's gonna be much more happy.
(roaring)
And then there's Bowser.
You certainly would not wanna muck
with this little monkey right here.
Oh, heck no. He's going back.
That was insane.
- (grunting) Golly!
And for the biggest bite pressure
of any turtle here at The Reptarium,
we got the elusive albino red-eared slider.
- Yeah, I dunno why Mister Brown
was being such a baby about Bowser.
This thing's way more dangerous than Bowser.
- I gotta put it back, Mike. I can't stand it much longer.
This thing's giving me a hell of a fight.
- You guys know that I'm gonna take out Lucky.
You know Lucky is the only animal here at The Reptarium
that is actually pretty feisty.
The majority of the other animals here are pretty good.
I've had this animal since it was a baby.
And so I've kinda learned what to do and what not to do.
And what I'm doing right now is probably what not to do.
The idea with this guy
is to always just keep his whole movement away from you.
Okay, okay, not towards my face. Not towards my face.
It's okay. See, he's actually a pretty predictable animal.
And if I can keep him coming this way, whoa!
Nope, not that way.
Okay, if I can keep him coming this way,
he'll start to strike away from me.
And that's what I always wanna do
when I'm dealing with Lucky,
is just keep his attention somewhere else besides my face.
Look at that S on him,
and the strike range is absolutely incredible.
So you just gotta keep him far enough away,
where he's not gonna bite you.
But the truth is, is that, hoo-hoo-hoo,
those teeth are something fierce.
I don't want them in my face,
or anywhere on my body, for that matter.
But he is an absolute ripper of a snake.
- All right, look out, Noah, double trouble.
- Oh! It's biting me.
You may not know, but all two-headed snakes are venomous.
No matter what snake it is,
but once the two heads, they collaborate,
they create proteins in the saliva, deadly venom.
So I am technically free-handling two venomous snakes
at the same time.
- Crazy.
- Nope, no, no.
Woo! I dunno.
Whoa, whoa, no, no!
Get down, get down, down, down! Salty!
I dunno how I'm gonna get to her.
I'm trying to show you guys Pepper
because Pepper is definitely really salty,
but today Salty is giving me most of the problems.
Come on, girl. There you go, girl.
(grunting) Whoa! Whoa, girl, whoa!
Pepper, ahh! Okay, Pepper, you're okay.
You're okay, you're okay! Pepper, Pepper, Pepper.
It's alright. I love you.
Okay, I love you. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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which animal you think is absolutely insane.
Okay, Pepper. Oh my goodness gracious.
Oh, whoa! Okay, okay, okay.
No, not Salt! Salt, no, no, get back there.
Salt, Salt, get back in there. Get back in there.
Pepper!
(feet running cartoonishly)
Come here, Pepper. It's okay.
Salty, no! Yeah, get in there.
Ow! She almost got me.
- [Cameraman] Whoa, that was close, dude.
- I'm gonna need a change of clothes. Okay, Mike!
- [Cameraman] Between here and the shade.
- [Mike] Does it come out if you tickle it?
Oh, you just pick up the whole damn house.
- That's crazy, man.
- I don't wanna, Noah. - This one's fast.
I thought you were a professional,
Mike. - With snakes,
and the alligators.
Stick your hand out. Do it.
- But Chris has to save me once it runs up my arm.
- [Mike] It runs up your arm, I'm running out the back door.
(dramatic music)
It's that abdomen body.
- Dude, why are you pulling on it?
As you can see here,
the most venomous, deadly killer animal.
- The curly hair tarantula.
It's so venomous, when it kicks his hairs,
his hair has a little barb with poison on it.
- And that barb's so lethal,
it can take down 1,000 elephants.
Mike.
- I don't want it.
- You have to hold it. - I don't want it!
- We're professionals. - All right, here.
- This is - Just,
- for preservation. - no, leave your hand there.
- What are you doing?
- I'll just cup your hand.
- You have to put it on your arm.
- No!
- [Cameraman] Lay down. It's reaching for you.
It loves you. It loves you.
- [Noah] It wants you. It doesn't want me.
- All right, stop it. Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.
Don't let it go up my arm. I will cry like a girl.
- How does that feel?
You're holding the deadliest animal on the planet.
- I don't like it. I don't want it.
I wanna get it off. Get it off, get it off.
Oh, don't move it. Don't move it, don't move it!
What are you doing?
- No, stop. - Stop.
- In the elbow. - I will hit you.
My elbow is a locked. - Stop shaking so much.
- Get it off. Get it off my wrist.
I don't like it on my wrist. - No, you're okay.
You're okay!
- Noah, I'm gonna hit you when we're done with this.
- I tell you what,
I'm sweating more than Olivia in a Catholic church.
- What?
- Ooh! This is a Taiwan beauty snake.
This is the largest species of the beauty snakes.
This is an Orthriophis taeniurus friesei.
Can get up to nine foot long.
I love these animals, and most of 'em are really docile,
but this is the same species as Jimmy,
just a different subspecies.
Woo! Come on, little monkey.
No more bites today, right? No more bites.
There we go. It's okay.
Whoa! Getting a little close to the face there.
Not in the family jewels, either. There we go, bud.
Look at that beautiful snake right there.
Whoa! Beautiful snake.
Gonna get nine foot, absolutely stunning.
This is actually a hog island boa,
and you can see it's already opening its mouth.
Now, the interesting story about this little monkey here
is that it used to be super docile.
We used to take it out all the time,
and then Mike held it one day for like a half hour,
and at the end it was mean.
And now it's a little pistol.
Ooh. Did you hear that?
Did you hear that hiss when it strikes?
Oh, that's that danger danger.
He's saying, "Stay away from me. I'm gonna bite you!"
And I'm not gonna try to get bit.
Let's go ahead, put this little monkey back.
Okay, whew, okay.
And when they bite, it's like a little hammer.
It's like wham, wham, wham!
These bite hard, and it hurts!
Pretty big, recurved teeth, too.
So I'm gonna definitely wanna stay away from this one.
And it's definitely telling me now with that hiss,
"Don't muck with me, or I'm gonna bite you."
- Now we're stepping it up
to some of the biggest snakes at The Reptarium.
Yeah, that's right.
- You see that? - Massive.
- Big old freaking mammoth jammers.
- This snake is so heavy,
it's literally breaking my hands to hold up.
(both grunting) (dramatic music)
- Gotta neck it.
- Here my curly spins.
No, you're going down. Fight it, fight it, aw, fight it.
- I can't. It wins, it wins.
(screaming)
- [Mike] Oh look, it's coming outta your nose!
- Oh my God! Oh my God, Michael, Michael.
Oh no, Mike, it pissed all over me.
(Mike laughing)
Get me a wet nap.
(Mike laughing)
- Of course, we've got the viper boa here,
and you know there's a handful of snakes in our collection
that are really feisty animals.
And this is certainly one of 'em.
There's no doubt about it.
But the truth is,
the vast majority of our animals in our collection
are so docile that you can't even get bit if you wanted to.
But this little monkey here, woo!
Come on, boa. Come on, little monkey.
Whoa, just watch my face! So fast.
It's a viper boa from Indonesia,
a little boa that has live young nests this big.
And this just is absolutely keyed on my face,
and it's doing the best it can do to reach it.
Now I don't wanna get bit in the nose
by this little monkey, that's for sure.
Woo! It's okay, little guy.
Okay, whoa, it is so hard to handle this snake
without getting bitten.
It's absolutely incredible.
It's a beautiful snake, though, isn't it?
There it is. Taming the beast.
Woo, now that's a feisty snake.
Now, Baby Kush has two weapons,
those teeth that you do not wanna get bit by,
because if he lacerates you, probably going to the hospital,
but then he's got these powerful claws too.
Come on, Kush. It's okay, baby.
I'm just gonna come and pet you, okay?
It's all right. It's all right.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Come on, you're all right. It's okay.
The raptor is outta the paddock.
It's okay, Kush. Come on, buddy.
Up you go. All the way up, all the way up.
And there's Baby Kush for you.
I tell you what, you don't wanna muck with him too much.
Those claws are so powerful, and so absolutely wicked.
What an absolutely ripper of an animal.
I wanna stay away from that mouth, but Kush is pretty good.
Okay buddy, you wanna go back? There you go, bud.
Woo, that's exciting and exhilarating.
(Mario jumps)
- Marine toad, or the cane toad.
Dangerous frog, toad, thing on the planet.
- Planet, yeah.
- It's said, if you lick these,
you can see stuff from outta this world.
- If you squeeze the venom gland,
it is said to have an explosion
377 million kilowatts larger
than the biggest nuke!
- Yeah, so don't lick it! Let's get outta here.
- This is a beautiful suriname boa,
but some of the true red tail boas have quite the attitude.
That's right. Woo-hoo!
I tell you what, this is another boa
that has another little bit of an attitude right now.
Now, I'm glad that it's focusing on you in the audience,
and not focusing on me, 'cause if it was coming back on me,
I'd be getting lit up right now.
So, thank you guys.
How's it feel to be in the front row
of a pretty upset snake?
Woo-hoo! Calm down.
This snake is one day gonna get eight or nine foot.
And I hope that it calms down,
because an eight or nine-foot boa
with this type of an attitude
is definitely not gonna be fun to have at all.
But look at how gorgeous that snake is.
- All right, now, what makes these guys so dangerous
is their camouflage.
- 'Cause they blend right in.
This is the Rhacodactylus leachianus.
- The hardest gecko in the world.
- Look in them eyes.
'Cause they say, if you stare into these silver eyes,
you go crazy.
- If you go to bed at night with a Rhacodactylus out,
it will stick this tail so far up your-
- [Mike] Woo!
- Mike, I'm in the middle of something.
So far up your nose, it will enter your brain.
- Your brain?
- Can you believe that? Your brain.
It will hijack your neurological system.
- It's a leapin' leachie!
- Sand boas are an interesting snake, right,
because they're very unpredictable.
Most snakes strike forward.
These guys, if you touch 'em in the wrong way,
they come and they bite you sideways, just like that.
And look at that. Already bleeding.
Gosh, I tell you what, it doesn't take long.
They actually pack a pretty walloping punch
for such a small head.
And another bite. That's okay.
It's all right, buddy. They're very erratic.
They'll bite sideways, they'll bite upwards,
they'll do all kinds of stuff.
And this is what they call a rough-scaled sand boa,
a really beautiful snake.
And this girl is being bred,
and hopefully is gonna get gravid here later on this year.
They have live young, about 10 babies.
Ooh, and she's starting to get feisty.
It's okay. I don't wanna get bit anymore.
We only have a couple animals left,
but that last animal, I'm not looking forward to.
This is actually a rock python.
This is a snake
that I actually have named Machine Gun Kelly,
because when she starts going,
she just goes, goes, goes, goes.
Oh! No, no, no!
Okay, she just goes, goes goes.
Now, you don't want an 18-foot rock python
that is gonna be as bitey as she is,
but, oh, and she pooped all over me too.
That's, oh, and oh, it's squirting, it's squirting.
She's biting, squirting. Oh my gosh.
This is the first time I've been pooped on, today at least.
But she is a pistol! Again, Machine Gun Kelly.
Love this girl, but oh my goodness,
does she have to mellow out,
'cause if she gets big like this,
I have no idea how we're gonna handle her.
- You gotta take the lead, man.
I'm not trained in this type of field.
- What field? We're in the Reptarium.
- Oh, yeah, that's right!
- One of them bearded dragons.
- Dragon?
- Yeah, she only breathes fire.
- It's a dragon?
- Yeah, she breathes fires sometimes.
- Really? I'm scared of fire.
- Her claws!
- Well, Christmas isn't 'til December.
How is Mister Claus here?
- Her claws are sharp! Ooh, my fat on my finger.
All right, well, obviously, she's not dangerous at all.
- None of these animals are dangerous.
We got ya. We got ya!
- Boom baby!
- Before we get onto this last snake,
and I think you guys know what snake it's gonna be,
I'm gonna do a little bit of a recap.
I've been sweating like crazy.
I am bleeding from a bunch of different places.
I have been peed on and pooed on.
I actually got wet from Pepper, as well as Bowser.
And then I stepped in Kush's water.
So I am wet head to toe. Sweat, water, pee, poo, blood.
Let's just get this over with.
Save the best for last. My girl, Lucy.
Come on, girl. What are you doing today?
You in a good mood or you in a bad mood?
Good morning. Are you gonna be good for me today?
I've had such a difficult day at the shop.
Sometimes work is really difficult,
and I just was wondering if maybe today we could be friends.
Just a little bit, please?
No, I don't think you wanna be friends today, do you?
Me and you, we got a relationship together.
We love each other.
We've been together for 14 years,
and I think it's time to stop the arguing.
Me and you, we're friends, okay? Uh-oh, uh-oh.
- [Cameraman] That don't seem friendly.
- It's me and you, baby, we're together.
Yes, yes, yes. Uh-oh, no, no, no.
We're gonna be friends, and she is incredible.
And I'll go, whoa!
We're hanging out, we're hanging out, we're friends.
Okay, so, definitely some incredible animals
I've handled today.
I am tired. It's been exhausting.
I've lost a lot of fluid today.
So I think I'm gonna end the video here.
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