♪♪♪ >>> WE KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE,
MACKENZIE. >> COME OUT YOU BANK ROBBING SON
OF A [ BLEEP ]. NOTHING.
NOTHING BUT JUST A BUNCH OF COBWEBS AND THIS LONELY, LONELY
HEN. >> HAVE YOU SEEN ANYONE AROUND
HERE, HEN? WE ARE LOOKING FOR A FUGITIVE.
>> WHO, ME? OH, I HAVEN'T SEEN A THING.
>> ALL RIGHT. BIG HELP, CHICKEN.
THERE IS A GAS STATION UP THE ROAD.
>> GOOD LUCK, BOYS. BOK, BOK, BOK, BOK, BOK.
>> OH, BABY, YOU PLAYED THEM LIKE A FIDDLE.
I TOLD YOU YOU WERE A STAR. >> YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A STAR,
FREDDY. >> GOOD LUCK, BOYS.
WHY WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?
>> OH, YOU ARE A FLIRT. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE TAKING
ME TO SPAIN. >> WHERE?
OH, YEAH, SPAIN. YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, BABY.
AS LONG AS THOSE COPS STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS, IT WILL JUST BE
YOU AND ME AND SANGRIA AND PAELLA FROM HERE ON OUT.
>> AND CORN, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH SURE, YEAH. LITTLE LOOSE GLISTENING KERNELS
OF CORN LIKE YELLOW DIAMONDS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M TRADING A BARN FOR BARCELONA.
>> THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TONIGHT I'LL HIT THE LIGHTS AND WE'LL
GET SOME SHUT EYE. COME ON, FREDDY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SHE'S A CHICKEN.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE A LONE WOLF.
YOU USE THEM AND YOU LEAVE THEM. BUT WHAT IF SHE'S THE ONE?
STOP IT. >> OH, FREDDY, YOU CALLED THE
AIRLINE, RIGHT? YOU ASKED IF YOU CAN BRING A HEN
ON THE PLANE WITH HER EGGS? >> YEAH.
>> OH, YEAH, THOSE AIRLINE THEY EVEN HAVE THE EGG HEATERS
ON FIRST CLASS. >> OH.
COME ON HERE. >> LISTEN UP CHICKEN, WE FOUND
THE CROOK'S BANDANNA OUTSIDE. ARE YOU SURE YOU REASON IS SEEN
ANYONE? >> WHY WOULD I LIE.
>> OH, LET'S GO SEARCH AT HIS WIFE'S PLACE.
>> OH. I'M SORRY?
YOU ARE GOING TO GO WHERE? >> GOING TO HIS WIFE'S.
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. LONG LEGS.
SOFT KISSABLE LIPS. TWO ARMS.
WITH HANDS. EVERYTHING A FELLOW COULD WANT.
>> ONE OTHER THING. ARE THERE EGG HEATERS ON
AIRPLANES? >> HA!
NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> NOT EVEN IN FIRST CLASS? >> CHICKENS CAN'T GO ON PLANES.
SORRY SWEETHEART. >> I SEE.
OH. >> NOW, HENNY, YOU LOOK AT ME.
YOU LOOK AT ME, HENNY. HENRIETTA.
YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO THEM. >> OH, YOU LIED ABOUT
EVERYTHING. YOU EVEN SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE A
GUN. WHAT'S THIS?
DAD GUM AYET. >> YOU BE CAREFUL.
THAT'S A GUN, HENRIETTA. >> YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW
ANYTHING BECAUSE I FUMBLE WITH MY WINGS.
WELL, YOU TOOK ME FOR A FOOL. >> LISTEN.
YES, FIRST I LIED TO YOU. I USED YOU.
AND I AM STILL MARRIED. AND I AM A CRIMINAL.
AND I'M TERRIFIED OF PRISON. I TELL YOU, I HAVE GROWN TO LOVE
YOU, DAMN IT. >> HENRIETTA, YOU DONE WITH THAT
SCARF YET? OH, MAN, WHO'S THIS?
[ GUNSHOT ] AHHH.
HENRIETTA, WHY? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> FARMER'S BEEN SHOT. >> THE HEN IS HOLDING THE GUN.
>> PUT DOWN THE ROSS CO, HEN, YOU'RE COMING TO JAIL.
>> NO, YOU LEAVE HER ALONE. YOU LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS.
I SHOT THAT FARMER. >> NO.
>> DON'T LISTEN TO HER. I'M JUST A BIG STUPID LITTLE
FOOL. >> WHY'D YOU SHOOT HIM?
>> I DID IT FOR SOMEBODY I LOVE. >> OH.
I LOVE YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WHERE TO, SEÑORITA?
>> BARCELONA. ♪♪♪
[ APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪