It started off with Jacob, but then Edward came along
I had a thing for Emmett But my love for Jasper's strong
Or maybe even Carlisle But that would just be strange
These boys in books are better 'cause they're never gonna change
I wish I was Hermione 'cause those Weasley boys are fit
And I'd date Draco Malfoy If I thought he would commit
Or maybe Cedric Diggory Oh, but he's in Hufflepuff
These boys in books are better And I just can't get enough
Of reading everything about them
These guys we'll always depend upon
And maybe there's a guy out there just like them
Who's looking for a girl like Bella Swan
Nah!
These boys in books are better
'cause they'll be here forever
And we'll always be together
And you can take me bowling If you were made up by Rowling
I was sold on Gale Who's strong and brave and tall
But then she gave us Peeta Who I think confused us all
But Finnick's where my heart is So Annie, move aside!
But why couldn't I have fallen for The ones that didn't die?
Don't even get me started On Pride and Prejudice
I've looked for Mr Darcy Girls, he really don't exist
But then again, there's Bingley So Jane, get out of the way
'cause I love a bit of cheesiness And I love a good cliche
So boys I hope you're taking a notice 'cause I'm one in a huge majority
I think that I'm more of a Luna Lovegood But if you ask me nice, I could be your Ginny
These boys in books are better 'cause they'll be here forever
And we'll always be together
And you could be a player But I won't care if you're by Meyer
Don't make me use Accio Come on, Darcy
And please bring Draco Finnick's body
With Edward's looks, but hurry up Before I close the book
These boys in books are better 'cause they'll be here forever
And we'll always be together
And you can be my man If you've been written by Suzanne
These boys in books are better 'cause they'll be here forever
And we'll always be together
And I know it's an addiction That I'm in love with fiction
But as long as I'm still breathing I just have to keep on reading
And it's gonna be red letter When I find a guy that's better
Than Edward, Jacob, Emmett, Jasper, Harry, Ron and Draco,
Cedric, Peeta, Gale, but I want Finnick Darcy, Bingley, Wickham, no chance
Edward, Jacob, Emmett, Jasper, Harry, Ron and Draco, (Boys in books are better)
Cedric, Peeta, Gale, but I want Finnick Darcy, Bingley, Wickham, no chance (they'll be here forever)
Edward, Jacob, Emmett, Jasper, Harry, Ron and Draco, (Boys in books are better)
Cedric, Peeta, Gale, but I want Finnick Darcy, Bingley, Wickham, no chance (they'll be here forever)
And it's gonna be red letter When I find a guy that's better than you