So, you're really him, aren't you?
You want more proof? I haven't done the pillar of salt thing in a while.
That's all right. I believe you. I just... I don't understand why you chose me.
You want to change the world, son.
So do I.
What? Well, why an ark? I mean, that's like flood territory.
You wouldn't do that again. You wouldn't do that. Would you do that?
Let's just say that whatever I do,
I do because I love you.
Well, then you have to understand that this whole building-an-ark thing
is really not part of my plans here.
I need to settle into my house. I need to make a good impression at work.
What?
Your plans. That's just...
What are you talking...
We're talking about an ark, right? I mean, an ark?
An ark is huge! I don't even know where I would begin!
Well, I hear that a lot.
People want to change the world, don't know how to begin.
You want to know how to change the world, son?
One act of random kindness at a time.
Build the ark.
I'll tell you what. You build it, I'll fill it.
And if anybody asks, tell them a flood's coming.
Oh, and you might need this.
Well, okay. Okay, so what do I do? I grab the wood and...
Well, okay.
You know, that's just cruel.
Do you see him?
I don't see him.
"Building an Ark the Old-Fashioned Way."
"God is the creator of the Heavens and the Earth.
"He lives in all things and has over six billion seven hundred million children."