- Vodka Martini frozen slim fillers.
- That's a mouthful.
- Say that fast, three times.
- Vodka Martini frozen slim fillers,
Vodka Martini--
(stutters)
- See, can't even say it twice.
- Can't even do it.
(upbeat music)
Slim Chillers, okay sorry, do you wanna,
do you wanna just hit us with one other name there, Sean?
- Throw a few more words on, why don't you Sean?
- They're frozen slim bullets.
- Yes. - Ooh.
- It's very warm, very clammy.
Get that frozen ness into me.
- Sure. - Yeah, can't wait.
- What she said, yeah, absolutely.
- Love a frozen drink.
- Well, I'm guessing they're going to be different flavors.
- So I assume it's not like a Martini ice pop,
because that would technically be a frozen Martini, right?
- Ooh.
(cheerful music)
- Whoa-- - Oh.
- Good catch.
- Oh, wait a minute, hold on.
- Yay!
Oh, but it's not solid though.
- Appletini, hold on,
so this is like a fuckin' Mr. Freeze, in a, type, thing?
- What did you say the freezing point of alcohol was?
- [Sean] -26.95 for vodka.
- So, technically you're meant to get like,
you're meant to have an industrial freezer or something.
- Oh shit, okay.
- This is so interesting.
- Wait a minute, are you telling me
this isn't marketed to children?
- Yeah, but you're gonna make me drink the whole thing.
- [Sean] You don't have to drink the whole thing.
- No, you're gonna make--
You're gonna make me drink the whole thing.
(laughs)
- I do love an Appletini.
- I've never had an Appletini.
- It's the dream, it's what I've always wanted.
- It's really all I ever wanted, yeah.
- All I've ever fucking wanted.
- All I want to be is at a pool,
with one of these in my mouth and not get fat.
- Do you like, pour it into a glass, like?
- I think that it's designed for you to just drink it.
- Yeah.
- Ah, fuck!
- It's okay, it's okay.
- No, it's on me.
(Paddy laughs)
- I say we have a sip first and then see if we want any.
- Well, it smells exactly how I would expect it to smell,
but stronger.
(laughs)
- You can tell I didn't know what to do with that,
I was like, do I tip it up?
Will I suck it?
- Wow, that's tasty.
- Oh!
- Oh man, on a summer's day!
- Oh, it tastes a little bit like
if you ate 10 apples and then vomited.
- Between the alcohol and drinking out of the bag,
like you cut your mouth to ribbons.
- I can't help but feel like a bit of an imbecile like this.
- They do taste nice.
- You just wrap your jaws around it.
- Isn't it a bit like it's...
- (choking) I see what you mean!
(laughs)
- You can't even taste the alcohol.
- I can!
(both laugh)
- I plan on drinking all of them.
Will that make me fucked up?
- Yes.
(gulping)
- It's so good.
- It'll probably be like having three beers.
- Yeah, so you wouldn't be fucked up,
but like, it'll be shit.
But the amount of sugar is what's going to fuck you up.
- I'm a very old man.
(Justine laughs)
- Why am I doing this on the internet?
- So, what do you think about your first Appletini?
- It's good, yeah, it tastes like apples.
- I was supposed to have a date after this
and now I'll probably get drunk and cancel that.
(cheerful music)
- Oh, Paddy.
- Oh. - Oh!
- Watermelon lemonade, ooh okay!
- Hold on.
So, watermelon and lemon.
- What's the alcohol content on this bad boy by the way?
- 8 percent.
- Oh my God.
Melon and lemon can be spelled with the same letters.
I just made the discovery!
Am I Christopher Columbus, but for words?
This is incredible!
- Oh, Jesus, you're spilling.
Oh, you're spilling all over yourself!
- How will we open them Paddy?
- I have no idea.
- Actually, I've got an idea.
(clicks fingers)
That is how you open them.
Oh, I'm dripping, I'm dripping.
- Where did we go Paddy?
- Who goes drinking with scissors?
- Yeah?
- You know what I mean, I go drink by myself.
- Ooh.
- Would you fucking look at that lads?
- That's really good now.
- Mhm mhm.
- The watermelon is very synthetic.
- No, I was gonna say it tastes less fizzy
than the apple one, which I kind of appreciate.
- Ah, come on, it's not that bad.
- Not tasting the alcohol, not tasting lemonade.
It tastes like a lot of watermelon and sugar.
- It tastes like ice pop that was left out for two hours
in the sun and just melted into like juice.
And now it's delicious.
- Yeah, but it's not delicious.
- Yeah, pretty good.
(Justine laughs)
- I'm definitely a lightweight these days.
And I'm still not feeling it.
- Now, I wouldn't really get the lemonade thing out of it.
- Well, I mean, it says lemon twice.
If you look at melon in a different way.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, sorry, did you want the rest of that?
- I mean, I would have finished it.
- Justine!
I'm only joking!
(cheerful music)
- Yes.
Haha!
Yes!
- Maybe I am a bit drunk.
- Cosmopolitans!
Love me a Cosmopolitan.
- I don't like Cosmopolitan.
I'm not fruity drink drinker.
So, that's why, but actually I do want it,
because the internet is always
coming at me for not liking things.
I like everything.
- This is what the 'Sex and the City' girls
had in their preschool days.
- That's cranberries, lime and orange.
- This looks like something that
the props department from ER would use.
- I'm feeling it now.
- Are you?
- I'm feeling a bit of a buzz in my pants.
(both laugh)
- Where do you stand on Cosmos?
- I liked them.
- Who doesn't?
- Who doesn't like Cosmos?
- Classic cocktail.
- Floppy light-saber propellers.
- Ooh.
- Oh, Jesus.
- It's really nice!
- Cosmos time baby!
Cosmos time!
- Oh, I'm looking forward to this.
- Oh.
- Is it good, is it good, is it good?
- Oh, that's my favorite one.
- Oh, good night and the lot.
- Oh, I take it back about
all the bad things I said about cosmos.
(sings 'Circle of Life' from Lion King)
- Sorry.
- If that's a bitch drink, bitch me up.
- It's like, it's a little bit sour.
It's like, tart, that's the word.
- What I love about that is Justine ignored that,
and said, I need to get to the finish.
- Oh my God, it's so good.
- It tastes like something we've had before though.
- You'd never know there was alcohol in this.
- No you wouldn't, you really wouldn't.
I feel like I'm eating like a tangy fruit juice.
- That's half the bloody thing.
- What was I going to do?
Lick it off the table?
- That's about 1/10 worth of fucking Cosmos Vodka Martini.
- I'm really sad because that was delicious.
- It was so good.
- They're very hard to drink
because of the shape of the container, the vessel.
- If that's what a Cosmopolitan tastes like,
I think the next time I'm out for a few cocktails,
I'll get a Cosmopolitan.
- Mhm, yeah.
Do they serve it in pints?
(cheerful music)
- Ooh.
- Fucking lemon.
- Lemon.
I don't think these are going to be nice.
- Lemon Drop! - Lemon Drop!
- This is going to be really sour I think.
- This could be really sour.
- Little zinger.
- Look, I'm very open.
That's why I do these videos.
I'm always open to having my mind changed.
- Just like nuclear, yellow.
I love it.
- It looks like a Mountain Dew.
- It's so radioactive looking.
- I've enjoyed every one, so I think this is gonna be great.
But if you want to have half of this,
cause I finished off your one.
- No, you go.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, look, sharing is caring.
- You make it into a triangle.
(laughs)
- Oh, that's going to stain my pants
and it's going to look like I've peed myself.
- It looks like Shrek's piss.
- Oh, it looks like he's peed himself.
- Well, it just looks like piss, right?
- Yeah, but Shrek is funnier.
(laughs)
- Why did I blow on it?
(both laugh)
- I was about to blow on it.
- Oh, bless your heart.
(blows air)
What did I just do?
What did I just do!?
- It would to be a lot more fun, if they were frozen.
It's a shame Irish freezers
can't actually reach that temperature possibly.
- Ooh, I like that.
It's very lemony.
- Yeah, but you don't get any alcohol off it at all.
- No.
- You won't even notice this going in.
- No, that's the way I like it.
- Like the--
- If you could switch the L and the M around
and make it melon, it would be better.
- Down in one Paddy.
- Bottoms up.
- They're very like sugary marketing to children.
I'd say they are cheap as chips as well.
Are they?
- I got a tang of alcohol there or is it lemon?
Alcohol? Lemon?
- Alcohol.
- I'm actually drunk.
- You're hammered.
Do you want the rest of mine?
- No. - Are you sure?
- As if you left me much anyway.
- I'm sorry.
It just goes so quickly.
- Now, if you were to put it in a glass,
you'd have to have an umbrella in it.
- It was the same percentage as the others,
but whatever about it.
It just hits the back of your throat.
Like it's pure Vodka.
- Did you just spill more?
- I can't do it.
- What is wrong with you?
- This doesn't look like something
you should put in your body.
- No.
- If you were to show it to even like a toddler
and they'd be like, probably not the best idea.
- It was still good though.
Like I'd still drink more of them.
- I wouldn't have any of them ever again.
- Really?
- Just because of how sweet they are.
- Yeah.
- I really enjoyed it.
I'm assuming Justine did,
but there's a reason I can't lift my hand off the table now
is because it's so sticky from the amount
of drink Justine spilled.
- Spit out.
- Don't drink alcohol out of a bag.
It's just a good, solid rule, you know?
Just got something sturdy in your life.
- You can get away with drinking them in public.
And no one would ever suspect that you're drinking alcohol.
Because you're like slurping them away.
- Yeah, if you're a sneaky little alcoholic on his lie.
- Yeah.
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