Hey, did you ever want to meet your favorite microwave specialists?
Well, then, don't try this at home!
Because you'll be dead, and you'll never meet any of us!
Jory: You'll be dead!
Hi, I'm Joe Collesano.
And I'm your faithful sidekick, Ezra Horne.
And we're the creators of...
Both: ..."Is it a Good Idea to George Foreman This?"
I think we should George Foreman a microwave!
I think that's a great idea! After all, I mean, you can put anything on a George Foreman Grill!
Joe: Well, I don't think this is going to work, Ezra...
Ezra: I think it'll be fine. Look- it's just...
Joe: It's not even making contact!
Ezra: (frustrated) What are you...?!
Joe: Wait! We need to eat off of that! And the George Foreman Grill can't do everything.
Ezra: What do you mean?
Listen- I think the only way this is going to work is if we microwave a George Foreman Grill.
I don't know how to do that!
I'll bet you Riley McIlwain could!
If you like Riley so much, why don't you [beep]in' marry him?!
*theme song plays*
Jory: It smells like victory!
Jory: All hands to the deck!
Jory: Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Jory: Let's get outta here!
Jory: Ventilation is key!
Jon: What're you doing?! Put that out!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Riley: (muffled) Be careful!
Riley: The tin foil shield- it actually worked!
Jon: Does it still work?
Jory: You're dumb!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory and Riley: 2.8!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! Here we are inside of the Jory Caron Laboratory 2.8, and we're gonna microwave this George Foreman Grill.
Riley: Donated by BigLoudNoise. (makes sizzling sound) My biscuit's burnin'!
Jory: I don't... Just throw it in there, I guess.
Riley: George Foreman Grill, George Foreman! Signed by George Foreman himself! How long should we put it in there for?
Jon: George has 5 kids, so do it for 5 minutes. And they're all named "George"!
Jory: Right on, chief!
Riley: Georgia, Georgie, George?
Jory: Okay, let's do this! (starts singing "Georgia on My Mind")
*sizzling grill sound*
Jon: Get outta there!
Riley: Wait- is the light on?
Jory: What the hell?!
Riley: It's actually grilling right now! The microwave is giving the George Foreman Grill so much p-p-p-power!
Jon: Do you think the grill is actually grilling the absence of meat right now?
Riley: I don't know! It's ON.
Jory: Do you think, when we open it up, there's just gonna be burgers in there?
Jon: That would be amazing! We have created a tool that creates burgers from thin air! We will put McDonald's out of business!
Riley: Ray Kroc won't even know what hit him!
Jon: Who?
Riley: Ray Kroc. That was the founder of McDonald's.
Jon: I thought the founder of McDonald's was John McDonalds.
Riley: No! Ray Kroc!
Jory: Oh! It just sparked!
Jon: Uh-oh!
Riley: And he'll get punched by George Foreman!
Jory: (in whining tone) Come on! Catch on fire!
Jon: Oh! I saw that. Did you guys see that?
Riley: I just have this stomach feeling that I'm going to need a fire extinguisher this episode.
Jory: Sustain, you bitch!
Jon: Oh, I think we might have sustained flame in the rear. We have flamers in the rear! I repeat, flamers in the rear!
Jory: No, there's sliders.
Jon: Alright, if that's what you wanna call them.
Jory: (in British accent) Alright, alright.
Riley: These burgers are hot, hot, hot! Only here at George Foreman's Grill, located conveniently at "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?", studio 6!
Jory: Do you think George Foreman knew he'd be flipping burgers when he got older?
Jon: I knew he'd be EATING burgers! Did you see the size of that guy? He's, like, 9 foot tall and 500 pounds!
Riley: You know, true story- the same people who approached George Foreman with the grilling idea approached Hulk Hogan with the same idea, and Hulk Hogan declined it.
Jory: Really? Why'd he do that?
Riley: I don't know. He probably just thought it was a stupid idea. (in silly voice) Brother!
Jory: (in same silly voice) Brother!
Riley: 6 seconds left. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... And it's done!
Jon: It's over! Your grill, your meat is grilled!
Jon: (muffled) Masks are on?
Jory: (muffled; referring to his gloves) Aw, there's Fluff on them! This one, I'm not even gonna be able to spread my fingers!
Jory: (muffled) Okay, we're goin' in! We're goin' in, guys! I believe what we had was a grease fire. It's actually pretty hot. My Fluff is melting to it!
Riley: Oh, look at the outlet.
*grill lid crashes to floor*
Riley: Whoops!
Jory: Okay, so I don't know how this would logically make sense, but, if you didn't have electricity but you somehow had a microwave and you still wanted to use your George Foreman Grill to heat something up...
you could put it in your microwave to heat it up, and then, George Foreman-grill something! Again, that doesn't make sense at ALL, but, you know, that's the only thing I can think of here.
Jory: Anyone want fish?
*Riley pushes lid down on blowfish and cracks it*
So, I'm gonna go ahead and say "bad idea." Like, burgers are tasty. When it's winter, you don't want to go outside to the grill, so you have your George Foreman Grill on the inside.
And if it's burnt to a crisp, how is it gonna burn your food to a crisp, even though that's not what you're goin' for? So, yeah, bad idea, and that's about it for this episode of "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
I'm your kickin' sidekick, Mac-il-wane, 'bye!
And make sure to eat right and exercise, or something!
*end credits play*
Riley: The same people who approached Hulk Hogan... Oh, I'm sorry. Let's try that over.
You know, true story- the same people who approached George Foreman with this idea...
*telephone rings and interrupts Riley*
Riley: I'm gonna do it again!
I'll bet you Riley McIlwain could!
Well, if you like Riley so much, why don't you [beep]in' have a kid with him?!
*Ezra and Joe cry like babies*
Ezra: (laughs) That was so stupid!
*Click on episode #146 to see the first orbitable object from the town of Nahant!*