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no you could start we did
oh good all right you ready
my boobs are fluffy enough mm-hmm
what's up y'all welcome back to
basically the boozy i'm tip shot the
wrong suit i'm damn big baby brad and
i'm justina valentine what's up y'all
you know what it is on the show we try
three different kinds of two different
foods and try to determine what is the
cheapest littlest and most expensive and
tim this is what i've learned on the
sixth season what have you learned
there's some basic food
well you know it's crazy what i've also
learned what'd you learn brother that's
sometimes boozy food mm-hmm
can be basic you
you're because it's our sixth season we
have a sixth sense
wow
all right here we go basic rounds it's
tim turner to pick his name okay well
let's go with bartholomew all right
big b
this ain't this is another thing
this ain't ain't nothing that's gonna
kill me right bartholomew
oh darren get your hands in here what is
it it's cold oh wow it's cold it's
creamy is it cold and creamy it feels
like um uh a tentacle of sorts don't
stop this is not tender it's a sundae
what are you hitting hard this might be
a cherry right
banana split hey
now can i just be honest ice cream kind
of runs through me uh definitely but
it's worth it can we get a porta potty
just gonna be gas oh look old love
everybody got all mass though so we're
good the scoops are just like us oh
strawberry oh look at us chocolate and
vanilla and asian get together get
together get it together get together
it's
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banana split uh-huh
can you guys do a split can
there's never a reason in life for me to
ever do a split yeah there's no need
this looks so good i'm excited yeah
everything is great amazing i'm letting
y'all know right now have some semodium
or some schmepto pepto schmidt
yes immediately going down or some
schmoylet schmaper uh
all right which i want to start with
it is starting to melt it is ice cream
okay
you are talking about which one would
you like to dig it into this
one with the gummy bears yes is those
balls
i don't think that's cherries uh it's
gummy bears there's um what are these
called these are so bomb these little
cookie rolled up things oh yeah wafers
they're like wafers
do that oh my god
oh my goodness that middle one kind of
tastes like it could be a sneakers
sneakers yeah
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this whole episode is going to be asmr
that's so good
it's really good real good thank y'all
mm-hmm you did good we must have really
good it's like a treat like you know you
got ice cream like if you were good all
right
there's other ones all right let's move
on
like a brittle situation yeah what kind
of nuts are those do we buy it yeah sure
oh
sensitive your enamel is wearing
down i'm back oh cherry ice cream on top
you got cherry i think so i like it yes
they're giving me school vibes we used
to give these green ice cream to class
and you could buy one or something off
the truck sticks ice cream jug
it's not as like you know good as this
one but
not right
now let's go to the next one
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got to break these off because i'm a man
i ain't going to bite that straight up
i'm confident in my manhood
oh lord well how low can you go justine
i did not know wow yeah beautiful tim
said beautiful get it oh mainly because
i curved to the left so it was like wow
okay you've actually told me that
i said you said it yeah i say the casual
conversations hey how are you today my
penis goes
i'm just usually hooked captain hook oh
yeah uh uppercut yeah yeah
hey shout out to the curve man look we
out here i don't think there's enough
representation out there curves matter
they do all right um this is um a
schminch schmuckler schmidt oh yes you
can say mint
this is good too do you guys like mint
chocolate ice cream because i do a lot
of times i do you know what i it's funny
though i don't love when they put so
many of these flakes i just like the ice
cream itself mm-hmm you feel me on that
or you like all the flavors i don't mind
the flakes you know what just got some
mint in it yeah that's what we talked
about
schmidt well that threw me off just a
minute you know feminine was trademarked
it's really good though i like this too
this is really good they didn't throw us
off with like some like vegan fermented
tofu ice cream this time well you never
know they probably did we just didn't
read the card yet okay so what are we
gonna do about this
i'm just feeling overzealous but i just
went ahead and i said just like this the
one in the ashtray i think that's the
most expensive i agree yeah
now middles
are we going with the big glass and then
but just because this is on the stick
don't mean that's what i'm saying
um ooh you got your glasses on today
break it down brother that's what i'm
saying there maybe you're still
because this was fire fire but it was so
good i almost feel like maybe it's just
regular in a big ass glass yeah somebody
didn't wash dishes
this is all the
options right and like what if this is
just good old look at look just look at
everybody's section and then look at
yours
hold my hand
why do i have ice cream on my hands yeah
i actually can't tell you why we have a
spoon
but yeah what if this is just grocery
store delicious ice cream right but they
dressed it up dress it up and make it
real for me and then this doesn't look
like it's a gourmet cookie yes i agree
and you gotta like brittle it's a
process to make like this so you want to
go here cheapest
yeah i like that
i think that looks good mm-hmm all right
yeah cheapest
homemade ice cream just in the glass so
they might have containers mm-hmm
miniless cause it's cookie on the stick
most expensive ashtray
probably some good ashes underneath
there might be a little roach clip
oh
all right good thank you
let's go kim here we go here we go here
we go here we go here we go
number one cheapest banana split on a
stick two dollars homemade from a recipe
on the internet that's how we had it
damn well what are you gonna do we were
all confused
damn medalist oh we were all the way
wrong
so you can't just blame me on this one
number two over the top banana split
eight dollars made with pistachio ice
cream cookie dough ice cream chocolate
covered strawberries whipped cream
cherries sprinkles gummy bears and more
eight dollars wow that's it
number three most expensive death by
chocolate banana split 15
chocolate rocky road and mint chocolate
chip ice cream bananas whipped cream and
chocolate sauce drizzled on top how much
was that 15 15 you know what's crazy wow
we don't know none of this
no i don't even know why we're on the
show we don't ever get right uh we we
got some hitters sometimes my record is
like five and eighty yeah
that's the fun of it there yeah look at
the end of the day we got to eat ice
cream and get paid whoa oh my god boujee
round booze around
who's your round yeah i'm ready hold on
i ain't got into a bougie stance in a
while yeah how do we do it oh yes we all
get fancy with it
any bubble guts yet
it's coming
your turn
wait bring it back the other way okay
what's this one
oh dear just like oh hello hold on
i hear it do you hear the sting oh wow
listen to it well maybe that's a hiss
it's hot so don't touch it very careful
come on no i'm just kidding it's not
that hot
it feels like sauce or like something
wet soup
i felt the chicken noodle okay sweet now
there's no way you can whip up soup oh
they will soup is bougie the soup
they're going to bring on you got to eat
like i guess with your pinky
so we got some different soups here i
feel like you need a fork with this one
this is like a pierogi now this is
definitely uh some type of asian
situation it's good is this like a
that's got to be pig something like a
pig's foot it's like a huff or something
yeah it's something we got some tripe
let's try it it is the
tripe is the inner lining of the stomach
oh my god some more intestines a little
spongy texture
tim you're just gonna jump in or it's
not bad what kind of team player are you
well the thing about soup is you gotta
have it when it's hot
okay i feel like this is a dumpling yeah
that's a dumpling what's in it
the dumplings go that has like meat
shrimp
you gotta slurp when you're drinking
soup or else it's not good i'm not mad
at that i love a big dumpling
i think that's a foot it might be you
wanna take a bite absolutely yeah darren
is down with the feet he's your feet man
oh
i was raised on the swine baby huh hey
this wine that was been fine to me
mm-hmm this is really
i know why my hands get like this i eat
with my hands
down to the crystal baby mm-hmm
i'd be trife if i didn't try to try it
you're hitting that's gotta be the most
expensive though too yeah it's not bad
this is good kind of reminds me of
something my mom makes actually oh
you're right it is shrimp and these
dumplings
making a mess
i thought i could do it quietly you
gonna toss a big pig foot in your out
quietly
the dumpling
oh my bad no justine we're going to the
next one where do you guys want to go
next there's one with the mutadel in it
i mean it looks like much at all
it does
wait what is it no oh there you go what
is this is that cream cheese and a soup
that's cream cheese not in a soup i
think yeah try it or like wait where is
it like why is the cheese just sitting
in the soup oh it might just be like
sour cream i'm not sure oh that's what i
meant sour cream yeah that's what i mean
you can use sour cream with cheese i
don't know a little cream cheese
yeah sour cream oh i know what this is i
don't like this so much yeah not not as
yeah
hell no no let me try one more time like
it's not terrible oh i know what this is
this is pea soup i think yeah cause it's
a bacon that's not bad though it's not
bad did you get a bite with the bacon
bits oh maybe i'm completely wrong those
are beans
wait no they're like um
lentils yeah lentils it was a lentil
soup lentil is like a rice substitute
right some type of grain or legume
lagoon it's not legume
right am i doing it right how you say it
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i don't know what that is but it looks
healthy
is this minnesota
this is not good oh god oh glad i got it
first
it's not bad god damn it
no if you just get the brother it's not
bad i bit into something that had a real
like
tart taste oh hell no
the broth is not going to happen oh man
what is that
i think it's just like a turkey chili no
i'm not it's not that bad i just have to
chill the other day that's not it that
has like a real like what's that like
tart aftertaste ah damn it i mean it
definitely tastes like they put like
ketchup in it or something or like
cleaner no there's no
something's just kind of sweet
i'm gonna just cleanse my palate real
quick is that ice cream or something oh
i just got the bitter you were talking
about it
what is going on in my stomach right now
y'all the soup and ice cream is battling
it oh lord they are battling it out oh
yeah let it go darren
no i'm just trying to sit on it so it
don't sleep out yeah don't let it seep
out you know how you be in the car and
the gas hitting you you can't you gotta
you gotta wiggle that thing so we don't
yeah can we rate can we rate yeah let's
do that yeah that's right
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everybody got that mask on
get somebody to get real oh no don't do
that what do you mean you want me to
hold it yes well first of all we are too
old to hold anything darren you got to
let it go
all right are we going to order i just
that's what i thought like that's right
but i feel like they tried to trick us
with the ice cream that's the only
reason i did that but yeah you guys are
probably right you think pea soup is
cheap but i mean added sour cream they
always charge extra for sour cream no
matter what you do and
the only reason i put this here is
because like we don't know
what it is but yeah if you guys think we
should switch i'm down for it would you
want to switch them or you want to stay
where we at
make a decision uh switch it swish it
okay oh my god the bananas too let's do
it cheapest we don't know what it is
soup medalist pea soup
pig feet soup most expensive let's get
it all right i'll tell em bartholomew
big dog bartholomew with the legumes
i love you
okay cheapest organic pea soup topped
with sour cream and bacon y'all should
have listened to your girl damn
now the middle was the pig feet soup
10
made with rice noodles wontons and tripe
the pig favorite
and the most expensive
turtle soup what
we just ate donatello the turtle soup
was 12
made with nearly two pounds of turtle
meat
boiled a shell
boiled eggs tomato puree and other
divine flavors from a famous louisiana
restaurant wow
wow so we ate pig in turtle in the same
sitting at the ice cream my stomach is
going to be toe oh toe up cause you ate
the feet is that that's good oh
let's go
hey that's kind of like soul food
someone really put their foot into it
okay okay
oh god
get it
ninja turtles i got it yeah you got it
and speaking of turtles i have a turtle
head poking out this has been a great
episode of basic the bougie i'm your
girl justina valentine i'm tim shawn the
wrong suit i'm darren pigfeet brand hey
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them turtles
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we are
family basically
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