-Uh-huh. You stay safe, too.
All right. Bye, Pope Francis.
Hi, everyone.
Welcome to another episode of "The Tonight Show: At Home Edition."
Here is our sign right here.
Da-da-da!
Thank you for tuning in.
I wanted to make it a little cozy to have you in my home.
So this is a little yoga for you guys.
If you practice yoga and like everything cozy,
then that's what I'm giving you.
Guys, we're at day 13 of this self-quarantine.
And I just want to thank you all for doing your job
and staying at home.
I know we don't get enough thanks for doing this stuff,
so on behalf of my family, I just want to thank you so much
for staying at home and doing your part.
We're going to get through this.
I also want to thank everyone for watching
and all the great feedback that we've been getting
from doing these shows.
I think -- I read
all these different charitable things that have been happening.
It's fantastic.
Yashar Ali, I saw on Twitter, teamed up with Robin Hood
to create a GoFundMe so that servers can get paid
even though they don't have jobs.
Good for you. I love that you did that.
Daniel Humm, who's a great chef
and a guest on our show many times,
of the restaurant Eleven Madison Park,
I saw that he --
It's one of the greatest restaurants in the world.
I think he got awarded Greatest Restaurant in the World.
As of today, in New York City, it's a soup kitchen.
That is awesome.
So, props to you, Chef Humm,
and everyone at the Eleven Madison Park team.
That is awesome, what you're doing.
And people are seeing and hearing that you're doing it.
So, thank you.
We have a great show tonight. We have Niall Horan on the show.
His new album, "Heartbreak Weather," is out,
and it is number one.
Yay, Niall! That's awesome.
This is his --
Charity he's working with -- Meals on Wheels.
Mealsonwheelsamerica.org.
Thank you for drawing this, Winnie. I appreciate that.
It's an amazing charity.
And we'll get into that with Niall
and talk to him later in the show.
But right now, I wanted to start off the show
with the new thing we're gonna do,
because everyone is quarantined right now.
And some of this stuff you're doing online is funny.
And so, we've seen some funny videos.
And I'd like to show a couple of my favorites
that I've seen either on TikTok
or from Twitter or Facebook
or wherever we found it -- Instagram.
And it's called What Are You Doing Wednesday?
We'll try to pick our favorite three
and show them every Wednesday, because we're all stuck at home.
What are you doing? What are you doing at home?
This first one, this guy,
he understood the rules of self-quarantine.
And that's awesome that he did that.
But he still wanted to have a little party.
So check this out.
-Ching, ching. Thank you for coming.
Ching, ching. Ching, ching. Ching, ching.
Thank you. Ching, ching, guys, ching, ching.
Ching, ching. Ching, ching.
-Cheers. Cheers to you, bud.
Next up -- This one I loved.
This kid just turned 21, okay?
And he obviously couldn't go to a bar to celebrate
that he turned 21, he can now drink.
So his parents turned their house
into a club -- Club Quarantine.
His dad played the bouncer, and his mom is the bartender.
Check this out.
♪♪
-All right! Welcome to Club Quarantine!
-It's my 21st birthday. -Your 21st birthday?!
It's our policy that we give you a free green tea shot.
And we let the bouncer, the waitress,
and I'll do one with you.
-Couldn't be cooler.
Our last one here is called "Poor Jennifer."
You might have seen this.
It's a Zoom meeting that people are doing together.
And, by the way, I'm doing it, as well.
I never even heard of the word Zoom two weeks ago,
and now I'm doing it all day long.
My kids are in Zoom meetings. My wife is in Zoom.
I'm in Zoom meetings. We're just Zooming all the time.
Right, Win, you're Zooming?
Okay.
I told Winnie not to talk. You can talk if you want.
Are you in Zoom meetings?
-Um...
Hmm. -Okay. Perfect.
[ Laughing ] Okay.
So -- But anyways, this is a Zoom meeting,
and, boy, watch the one girl
who tries to sneak off to the bathroom,
and watch what happens.
-I'm told that our profession is one of the only professions,
like, we can never get involved with a former client, ever,
regardless of how long it's been,
versus, like, some other professions say
a few years or whatever.
I think it really depends on just, like,
the ethical standards of the profession.
And, in reality, I've heard that social work
kind of has very high standards
and, like, good standards, in terms of things
and that, oftentimes, people don't --
Like, people of other professions don't have --
-Hold on, hold on.
[ Laughs ]
-What happened?
-I saw nothing.
-Oh, my God. -Poor Jennifer.
-Poor Jennifer! Oh, my gosh!
Jennifer, if you're watching,
I just got to say, that is honestly amazing,
and you made a lot of people smile from that video.
So, honestly, I know it's probably embarrassing,
but, man, oh, man, we need it right now.
So, thank you very much for that.
That is What are you doing Wednesdays?
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
Now it's time for the monologue.
Hi, everyone. Welcome to "The Tonight Show: At Home Edition."
Well, you guys, it's Wednesday or, as it's now known,
Flatten the Hump Day.
Listen to this -- Many people in isolation
are now cutting their own hair,
which means, pretty soon, every guy
is going to look like that dude from "Tiger King."
I read that the most important thing you can do in isolation
is keep a normal routine.
For instance, I wake up at 6:00 A.M.,
I work out, I shower, I eat breakfast,
I watch TV, I play with my kids,
I eat lunch, and then at 7:00 A.M.,
I spend the next 10 hours screaming into a pillow.
Yep, the boredom is really starting to set in.
For the first time in my life, when I download an app,
I actually read the terms and conditions.
[ Children talking ]
Guys, I can hear you.
Thank you.
I read that parents are trying to figure out
if their kids' apps are educational.
Here's how you can tell -- If they never open the app,
it's educational.
Here's some good news.
China just announced that they're lifting the lockdown
of Wuhan on April 8th.
Yep, President Xi said he wants China back open for Passover.
[ Children playing ]
Check this out. I heard that --
Thank you, guys.
Check this out -- I heard that both Keith Urban and John Legend
held free virtual concerts online.
Or maybe that's just an urban legend.
There's no audience here, but I somehow heard
300 people groaning.
Finally -- this is pretty amazing --
a research drone caught an overhead shot
of a blue whale sneezing.
Even more impressive, the dolphin next to him who yelled,
"Damn it, Carl, sneeze into your flipper."
That's our monologue, everybody.
Hey, I had the opportunity to interview my man Niall Horan,
who has a new album called "Heartbreak Weather,"
and he told me all about that and some other stuff.
So here's Niall Horan.
♪♪
-Yay! [clapping]
Yay!
-Jimmy!
-I love you, now. I love you, buddy.
So good to see you, man.
-You, too, man. How's it goin'?
-It's -- It's going well.
Just it's so interesting. What weird times.
-Strange, strange times -- -Where are ya, buddy?
-I'm sittin' in my apartment in London.
-Oh, my gosh! Thank you so much
for calling in, or Zooming in.
I didn't know how much Zooming I'd be doing,
but I'm Zooming every day now.
-Yeah, it's crazy. I've never Zoomed in my life,
but here we are.
It's cool. -Couple of Zoomers.
A couple of Zoomers. -[ Laughing ]
-What have you been doing
to keep your time while you're stayin' home?
-I've just been sat in this position.
A lot of piano.
I've got my guitar here
and I've just been sittin'.
I wrote a couple of tunes.
Definitely findin' it relatively hard to get motivated
when all I can do is sit in my living room.
But, wrote a few tunes.
Been doin' a bit of cookin' for myself.
I've got really bad knees and I've never run before.
I run about 15K this week,
just doing 5K runs in the park on my own every day,
just to get out of the house,
and, apart from that, general lounging.
Looks like you're havin' a lot more fun than me.
-[ Laughing ]
I'm trying to, yeah.
I don't know if I can do that much exercise.
I'd pass out. -[ Laughs ]
-What's the quarantine nickname?
Do you know this?
It's a meme. It's --
It's a feeling plus what you ate.
Is that what it is?
-Yeah. Okay. I've heard about this, yeah.
I seen this yesterday.
Okay. So, I'm feelin' great.
I'm feelin' happy. So, I'm happy.
And had I had salmon for lunch, so Happy Salmon.
[ Clap ] -Dude, you're not gonna believe this.
I swear to God.
I feel happy and I had salmon for lunch.
[ Laughter ]
-Come on! -We're blood brothers!
We're Happy Salmon!
Dude, I can't believe this!
I wish I was lying.
I'm telling things.
This is bizarre!
We're linked forever, man.
-Love you!
Love you, bud. -That's so rad.
Oh, my gosh.
Hey, congrats on the album, by the way.
I know, last time I talked to you, I was like,
"This is gonna be number 1," and here we are
and it is number 1. Congratulations on that.
Are you excited about it?
Were you surprised by anything or are you just loving it?
-Yeah. I mean, it was a lot of fun to make.
I had a great time makin' it.
Bit of a shame that I had to release it
amongst all of this,
but, yeah, you can't win every week and --
But, yeah, as you said, it went to number 1
in the UK and Ireland, which was huge for me,
and finished well in the States as well, so,
yeah, just super excited, man.
It's just it's a weird time, but a good time.
-Normally, you'd be like touring and selling the album, right?
-Yeah, exactly.
-is it hard, now that you can't do that?
Is it changing anything?
-Yeah, it's changed the whole like
rollout of the album, you know.
I would've been on like the "Today" show,
on the Plaza on St. Patrick's Day,
something we had planned, for instance.
-Wow. -You know, like
all these different like
radio things and TV things and appearances here and there.
And, obviously, then, Mr. Trump's decided
that we're puttin' the border on Europe and that was it
and then I just had to get back
and just do what everyone else is doin'.
But, not the regular release, but, you know.
I've done the other things, you know,
I've sat and I've done Instagram Lives to 50,000 people
on a nightly basis and played some tunes off the album and --
Yeah. Do exactly what -- Do what, you know,
I don't normally do, but something different,
kind of like what you're doin', from home.
-[laughs] I love the "Heartbreak Weather"
and I gotta say, the video of you,
dude, you're unbelievable.
-[ Laughing ] -I swear. I know you.
I know you're funny, but, I don't know
if a lotta people know how funny you are,
but you crushed it, dude!
-Yeah. -It was the best.
-Yeah. I wanted to like create some sort of character.
Since the album was called "Heartbreak Weather,"
I was gonna like create some sort of like
Will Ferrell/Ron Burgundy- type character
that I was gonna roll out the track listing with
and do all these little mini videos
about the weather and all this.
And it went down a storm. The fans loved it
And it was -- -[laughing] I loved it, too.
It was so good.
It was so good, so funny.
-Obviously, last time I was on the show -- -Gosh, I've known you
for a coup-- I've known you for a couple years, now.
Oh, what do you got there?
-I got a golf club. [ laughing ]
Sorry. -Oh, wait. I've got one, too.
Have you been trying to do stuff indoors?
I have one, too. I got --
This is the sandwich.
-Yeah, I've got a 60-degree wedge as well.
-Dude, we got two 60s. -Just I'm always like
-That's super hard. -chippin' around on the carpet,
like puttin' balls around the place.
-Can you juggle with the ball?
I can't.
-Yeah.
[ Thudding ]
-I can't do it. -Oops.
-I just lost it.
[ Clacking ]
Oh. Yeah! That's awesome!
[ Clacking ]
-There we go. -Oh, my gosh!
[ Applause ] That's what I'm talking about.
I cannot do one of them. That is phenomenal, buddy!
-[ Laughs ] -That is so good.
So you're gettin' a little golf in,
even while you're indoors at home.
-Yeah. Well, last week,
you know, before our lockdown happened here in the UK,
golf was like an alright sport to do, you know.
If you wanted to self-isolate,
you could literally walk the fairways on your own.
-Yeah. -And I did play once,
but the lockdown's in now, so I've just been kind of
knockin' around the house, you know?
-You workin' on your putting game at all?
-Yeah, I do it a little bit.
I have a toilet [laughs] roll
at the end of the hallway
that I've been tryin' to hit into.
Would you like to see it? -Really?
-Yeah. -Yeah. Show it to me.
Yeah. I'd love to see it.
-[laughs] Right.
-[ Laughs ]
-I need to put you somewhere, you know.
Put you on a book here in the hallway.
[ Laughs ]
-Oh, my gosh. -Before we put the stuff there
at the very end.
-How long, how far away, is that?
-It's about 25 feet.
-Have you been able to drain it yet?
-Shall we have a go at it?
-Oh, please try. This would be fantastic.
-Tell you what. If this doesn't work,
this is horrendous television.
-[laughing] No, this is fantastic TV!
This is exactly what --
[ Clacking ]
-Come on!
Oh, it veered off at the last second.
Bro, I'll give you a hand! Bro, I'll give you a hand!
One more time! One more time! Try it one more time!
[clapping] Come on! It's so good!
[ Indistinct ]
-Glad you're getting this much enjoyment out of it.
-I love it.
-I'll go again.
-[laughing] Yeah. Try one more time.
That was too hard, right?
[ Sniff ]
What are you hitting it into?
Is it a cup?
-No. There's like a toilet roll down the end of the room.
[ Laughter ] -[Claps]
-I put toilet roll down here.
-[laughing] Oh, my gosh. [clap]
That is genius, buddy.
Hey, I wanna say everyone that's come on our show
has a charity that we like to promote and talk about.
Yours is mealsonwheelsamerica.org.
My daughter drew that.
-She's done a great job.
-[laughing] Thank you very much.
-I love Meals on Wheels, but please explain to everyone
what it is and what's your connection to Meals on Wheels.
-Well, it's something that, you know,
I'm getting into and I'm gonna work a lot closer.
Obviously, that's the American version,
but I'm gonna try and work a lot closer,
especially in these times, these uncertain times,
with this charity, because, obviously,
there's Meals on Wheels all over America.
There's Meals on Wheels over Ireland, UK,
wherever you are.
And, obviously,
the most vulnerable people right now are the elderly.
They can't leave their homes.
If you're over a certain age,
you're told to completely stay inside.
Like my grandmother, for instance. She's 89.
My family members are talking to her through the window
on their phone and stuff like that, so.
People like her, or just the elderly, in general,
so they can get food brought to them,
the most vulnerable are looked after
and literally Meals on Wheels
and people are droppin' meals at doors.
I think it's very important because I have the means
to go down in the elevator and my one time I go out days
is to go to the supermarket.
Some people don't have that, so I think
Meals on Wheels America is huge for that.
-Yeah. I love it. I love that you chose that.
That's fantastic. And I think
a lot of people are going to donate to that tonight,
thanks to you.
I appreciate that. The other thing --
First of all, I reached out to you just to say, "Hey,
if you wanna stop by or do anything on the show,
I'd love to have you."
You immediately got back to me.
Thank you for doing that.
And then you also said you'd perform something,
so you're gonna perform for us later in our show.
-Yeah. Yeah, of course. No, I love what you're doin'.
I've watched every night.
I love last night's song, "Prom Mom."
Love that. Great job.
[ Laughter ]
-I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin', buddy.
-But it's been fun.
It's been fun to see the girls and Nancy and stuff.
It's been really funny.
-What are you gonna do -- -Yeah, of course.
-What you gonna play for us tonight, later on?
-I'm gonna sing a song off my album, called "Dear Patience."
I just thought I'd just -- It's an album track.
Well, I just thought it's very relevant right now
'cause I wrote it at a time when I needed to be patient
and, if anyone needs to be patient right now,
it's all of us.
-[laughing] That's amazing. -Yeah.
And the song is basically me writing a letter
to the feeling of patience, you know?
"Come on, dude. Let's go for a drink.
We haven't spoken in a while."
-[Laughing]
-So, I feel like we can all --
It's very relevant right now, so we can all
pay attention to that and I'll play it later.
-"Heartbreak Weather" is the name of the album.
Niall Horan, you're a good man and thank you so much.
I can't wait to play golf with you outside.
We will do this one day.
-100%, hopefully.
-Congrats on the #1 record.
We love you, bud. Thank you so much.
-You're a great man. Thanks very much. See you soon.
-Bye, pal. -See you, Jimmy.
-And now with a performance from his new album,
"Heartbreak Weather,"
singing "Dear Patience,"
it's Niall Horan.
-♪ Dear patience ♪
♪ Can we share a drink and let go of the pressure? ♪
♪♪
♪ Dear patience ♪
♪ 'Cause the last time that we talked seems like forever ♪
♪ And ever ♪
♪ Feels like you don't even know me ♪
♪ Just me and the stars can get lonely ♪
♪ Hey, can you show your face? ♪
♪ Can you see that I'm anxious? ♪
♪ Can you hear what I'm saying, saying? ♪
♪ Hey, 'cause I fall too fast ♪
♪ And I go down blazing ♪
♪ Can you hear what I'm saying? ♪
♪ Dear patience ♪
♪ If I pour my heart out, can you keep a promise? ♪
♪♪
♪ 'Cause the situation ♪
♪ Is like a mountain that's been weighing on my conscience ♪
♪ If I'm being honest ♪
♪ And it feels like you don't even know me ♪
♪ Just me and the stars can get lonely ♪
♪ And, hey, can you show your face? ♪
♪ Can you see that I'm anxious? ♪
♪ Can you hear what I'm saying, saying? ♪
♪ Hey, 'cause I fall too fast ♪
♪ And I go down blazing ♪
♪ Can you hear what I'm saying? ♪
♪ The way you make time disappear ♪
♪ And I hope that I find you, my dear ♪
♪ The way you make time disappear ♪
♪ And I hope that I find you, my dear ♪
♪ Patience ♪
♪ Can we share a drink and let go of the pressure? ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Dear patience ♪
♪ 'Cause the last time that we talked seemed like forever ♪
♪ And ever ♪
♪ Hey, can you show your face? ♪
♪ Can you see that I'm anxious? ♪
♪ Can you hear what I'm saying, saying? ♪
♪ Hey, 'cause I fall too fast ♪
♪ And I go down blazing ♪
♪ Can you hear what I'm saying? ♪
♪♪
♪ Dear patience ♪
♪♪
Stay safe, my friends.
-Thank you so much for watching, either on YouTube --
Thank you, YouTube. Thank you, NBC.
Please donate, mealsonwheelsamerica.org.
This is really going to help a lot of people.
Thank you so much.
Wash your hands. Don't touch your face.
I will see you tomorrow. Thank you guys so much.
Bye!
-Daddy? Are you ready? -Yeah? Yeah.
-[ Speaks indistinctly ] -[ Squeals ]
-[ Laughs ]
-Hit it? -Hit it!
-Yay! -[ Laughs ]
-Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
ow, ow, ow, ow. -Are you okay, Winnie?
-Yes, I am. -I'm going back up!