You have been doing stand up again
with Dave Chappelle in Ohio.
Explain the situation to people who don't know what y'all are
doing.
OK, Dave-- I call him The Honorable Dave Chappelle--
all praise is due--
has-- owns a bunch of land in Ohio.
That's what you do when you go to Ohio.
You just buy a bunch of land.
And on his land he's got a cornfield,
and he chopped down some corn and built the stage
and built a place for the audience to socially distance.
So a bunch of comedians fly to it every weekend.
We get COVID tested, and we put on a show.
And Dave's there, and Michelle Wolf's there.
And David Letterman came down, and Kevin Hart came down.
And it's a bunch of us just having fun, being comics.
Very tested, and it's great.
That's incredible.
And then what is this about there's mushroom
tea that is served there?
Like mushrooms, like hallucinogenic mushrooms?
Yeah, I was trying to be nice, because your show's
on in the daytime.
But we do lots of drugs though.
OK.
Not the hard stuff.
We're like before coke.
You know what I mean?
Like OK-- coke, we'll stop.
So it is a lot of weed.
There's way more weed than anyone should ever have,
and there's a lot of mushrooms.
And then at some point, Dave's got a weed-mushroom chef
that prepares amazing meals with weed and mushrooms.
So Tiffany Haddish drank the mushroom tea
and cut her hair the next day.
I know she likes to act like, "Oh,
Common told me he loved me with no hair."
No, no, it was the mushroom tea talking.
Well, it looks good.
She looks great.
She looks amazing.
Yeah, I don't know that I would do the mushroom tea.
I think I would be freaked out to like--
everyone that goes there drinks the mushroom tea?
Yeah, man.
We're in a cornfield in a pandemic.
What do you got to lose?
You've got a point.
What are you waiting for?
You've got a point.
Now is the time for me to drink the mushroom tea.
So I heard-- is this--
people are learning to do new things during the pandemic.
And I heard that you learned how to swim for the first time.
Yeah, man.
It was-- I'd like-- once I started
realizing I had all this time, it was like,
"OK, I got to work on me.
What can I do?"
And I got an instructor, and I finally learned how to swim.
I've had a house with a pool for almost 20 years
and have never been able to swim.
But now I can jump in the deep end and--
I know what I'm doing, Ellen.
That's fantastic.
You look-- I saw a picture of you, and your abs are insane.
You look so good, Chris.
I'm working out for a new movie called Black Baywatch.
That's what I'm going for, Ellen.
That's a great idea.
You should sell that.
That's a great idea.
I'm going to try that.
Let's do it, your company.
Black Baywatch.
I'll play Black Hasselhoff.
You could do it.
You look fantastic.
Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel,
so you can see more awesome videos, like videos
of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,
like ball peen hammer, and also some videos of Ellen
and other celebrities, if you're into that sort of thing.
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