D: I want to play a game.
So many people are ungrateful to be alive.
So today, you'll have to fight for your survival,
Because today we're gonna be playing "Can you survive Jigsaw?"
..which is me!
H: Hey! S: Aren't we a bit too late for a Halloween episode?
H: Hey..
We can still do a scary theme.
D: What if you actually woke up one day..
-and you had to deal with traps and riddles?
You took a nap, then you woke up, then suddenly..
-you're trapped in a room with other people with impossible decisions to make..
Difficult riddles to solve..
S: Uh, well just stab them all so you're the last one standing and you get out. Easy! Boom!
M: Alright, like I'm like a newcomer to this..
it's just like, "Hi, y'know. My name is Maz.
-I'm gonna be a guest." and then just lock me up in a room and throw me in there. Is that why I'm here?
Is that why I'm here?
D: The reason we've invited two guests to this little video, is because a lot of people are gonna die today and
-Hosuh and Stephen weren't enough. S: It's because Daniel's running out of ideas.
H: *cough cough*
D: No, I thought "Hey. You know if it's Jigsaw, people are gonna die,
-and if people are gonna die, y'know I'd- we need more people to kill, right?
And who better to kill than a turtle and a guy with no eyes, right?
M: That's.. wow this is bullying, so..
D: This time we have two special guests, TurtleAmigo and TheAMaazing. Ayyy! Hi, hello.
Slowly, one by one, you guys wake up and you open your eyes
you're all sitting in a chair. Your hands are behind your back chained up. All four of you can look at each other not knowing
really, what's going on. And then a random voice appears:
Today, we are gonna play a game, and uhh..
Only one of you really can survive in the end.
But try your best! Work together,
and let's see what happens.
Don't tell me what do do, Daniel!
I'll kill them all!
Honestly, this is the least scary.. Jigsaw I've ever seen.
What do you mean, I'm scary!
You're all gonna die!
Why aren't you scared?!
"Do what you want, kids! Umm.."
"Feel free to do whatever," It's like..
What are you doin' Dad?
What do you mean!? You're gonna diE--
Okay, fine. Let me make it scarier for you.
I'm gonna tell you a riddle, and if you can't answer it..
ALL of you will starve here to death.
So, recently there has been an illegal oil smuggling ring, and-
-suddenly all the oil has gone missing.
While an inspector was inspecting his last known location,
-an officer found a note and the note said this number.
Currently there are three suspects:
Bill, John, and Tod.
If none of you get this riddle right..
You will ALL die.
So, y'know. See?
Spooky- Spooky Dan.
Thank you.
It's- it's Bill, isn't it?
It's Bill.
Uhmm.
If you take the numbers and flip it upslide down,
-it says "Bill is boss."
I'm not sure what the '43' says,
-but then "sells oil."
He's dead!
Jigsaw (Daniel): Uhhh...
Uhmm..
[Random chatter]
Y'know what I trying to do?
I was tryin' to copy and paste that number,
-and just post it on Google.
[Laughter]
What do you mean? Imagine being in the--
-locked in the room, you just Google the answer.
[More Laughter]
My gosh..
"Siri, search up this number.."
Fine, fine. You guys got the question right, whatever.
I didn't expect you to get it wrong anyway.
The chains are released and there are two doors in front of you.
Now, one door leads to a room with ten midgets with daggers.
And the other- [snickers]
And the other room leads to a cannibal..
-that has been trained to kill people.
-and has been starving for weeks.
Which room do you choose?
Alright Steven, let's team up. Let's kick them!
We're five people, do you think we'll take on one person?
He's also a TRAINED person, y'know?
Like, if I'm assuming he's trained, he's more deadly than having a dagger.
Hmm...
But wait-
Nonono- that's the thing, that's a whole riddle!
Oh my god. Daniel, your riddles are garbage!
How long has the cannibal been there?
How long did you say he didn't eat?
Uh, for weeks.
OH WOW.
-oH HE'S DEAD!
Yeah, no kidding!
OH MY GOD DANIEL YOU'RE SO GARBAGE!
I mean, like..
I don't wanna fight anything with knives.
Stephen- Stephen's actually pretty smart.
-and then we can take the cannibal and store him as food later
You know just carry him as food.
I just want to eat humans, man.
WHAT THE FUH-
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
Alright..
So you guys open the door.
-and Daniel sighs and gets a little bit pissed off at how easy Stephen's getting these questions right.
And then you guys open the door..
-and you see this giant man, just laying there, skinny to the bones, almost dead at this point.
Turtle gives him a- just a gentle kick and he dies.
[Laughter]
I guess we can't eat 'em 'cause, like he's too skinny now.
-I know!
Damn it!
[More Laughter]
Guys, please!
I also tazed him!
I tazed him, then I tazed myself.
[Even More Laughter]
Turtle enjoys tazing himself, that's one of his things.
What??
Okay, we- we'll talk about this later..?
This is- uh.. I need to know a little bit more about this.
What's- What's next Jigsaw, Dan?
My gosh.
Alright, you open the next door,
-and on the floor, there is a gun, and a knife.
Right know, outside in a restaurant,
Oh my god. Why'd you kick the guy? We could have brought him here?
Okay, so I volunteer killing turtle know I
Don't care like
He killed the guy in the classroom and now he's blood lost he's
everyone this feels great
You guys think though like those people do they care about you know by that same logic you shouldn't care about them
So let them die like
I agree with you right look good cuz it's like a what numbers game
I kill we kill one person versus like dozens of people right we can have fun while we're doing it
We can play Russian roulette with the gun just like haha. Oh, I thought the gun was just like it wasn't a revolver
like you know
Cuz no, cuz you can't is. It is the gun the revolver?
A minute pass and none of you guys died so hundreds of people
Now we have deniability we can say we were talking about who to kill and then they die
Fine you guys you guys know that the whole point of this stuff is to make people really appreciate living and like that's the whole
Point of jigsaws philosophy right you guys are just throwing morals out the window
My gosh I was expecting at least one of you to be dead at this point but
You walk into the next room, but all four of you gone to a separate deathtrap. Oh crap
Oh my gosh oh no this part of this
Like a parody they're trying to be scary and then like
Getty in the mic yeah
Okay, all right. Sorry. Let me start over so you walk into the next room
but all four of you fall into a separate death trap three of you fall into a
Small cage that you can't climb out of and one of you, let's say
Stephen his leg is stuck on a clamp and
Daniel again comes out and says you can either choose to chop off that leg and all three of your friends will live but if
You don't chop it off one of them will die randomly. They'll fall into a saw, and they'll get torn to shreds
Oh one of them do I get to choose no, it's wrong
Ha ha I'm just kidding. Don't worry
Stephen
Wait my legs already caught isn't clamped
And if you don't pull a lever right next to you one of the friends will fall into a saw
And they'll get torn to shreds, but if you do pull that lever your leg will be chopped off
Wait a second or no, what's the what's the point of a game is it to be the last one standing?
It it's to survive
He's stumping jigsaw he's like
Try to convince you to cut your leg off no matter which way look at it, it's better for you to pull that lever okay
Sure severed pull a pull the level wow look at you
Steven I know being selfless, so I hope you edit this part out
It pulls the lever and it chops off his legs and Steven starts to bleed out and slowly yet pretty quickly
he dies from blood lost I
Was there I would have helped you Steven medical boom GG, I'm done bye boys
Really someone dies hey turtle I was gonna say that too. I was gonna tell you that's gonna have well. You guys are monsters I
Want to live in the next room there on the wall it says. Oh ye of little faith
How will you ever be saved Daniel comes out and gives everybody a cup of iced tea. I say drink up now
It's it's good for you. Oh, and if you don't drink
I'll kill you all and if you do drink one of you will die. Bye, and then I leave the room
Why do we just let him go so how are you gonna kill us? What do you mean like?
How you gonna kill us all are you gonna come back?
Or are you gonna like set the room on fire so I think?
One of the glasses have poison in there and only one of them will have it
But he wants us to
Drink it right so that when one of us would die they all have poison in them you idiots you think they all have poison
Poison the game is to kill people
But then the wall says ye of little faith, so like we need to believe that he's not lying I got my cup
But if you don't drink it week we all die turtle lick it off for total
My head like drinking
No, no Daniel. Just said one of you will die that. Just means like one of you has to drink it show yourself
Turtle drinks Toro drinks, it's fine Toto drink oh
Fuck turtles fight. He's fine. Okay
Okay, hold on okay, so Xhosa Xhosa throw your tea on the ground and we can both drink Turtles
He didn't say which tea when to drink, but are we gonna drink Turtles money?
I'm Jacob rattles all right. Yeah, my Turtles yeah, I'm licking it off the floor right now
Okay well then Xhosa dies. Oh wait
What what all right the the poison was in the ice and by the time Xhosa licked it which was the last one it melted
Now it's just Moz and turtle right now at this point in this game
Where everything is imaginary and you can make rash decisions without really being punished in real life now
We're gonna take it to the next level
This one is quite simple you go into the next room and there are two buttons in front of you if you press one on
The right your head will be chopped off and it'll be the end of that, but if you press the button on your left
You'll be forced to read some fanfiction from your own audience
Having to consider, which one I'd rather do shows how bad the fanfic is I just I just realized
I just like remembered
I don't like top of my head, please press the left alright, so I want okay, so this is what we're gonna
Do I'm gonna press the one on the left to read fan all do it for you, okay?
You're a turtle so I'm assuming that one that acts or whatever comes you can like turtle your head inside your shells on yeah
right Moss presses the button on the left and
Turtle do you press the button on the right or do you want to read some fanfiction as well?
I press the one in there right turtle presses the one the right a huge ax swings down and chops off his head
Maz is the last one alive Daniel says
You can leave this place, but one thing you gotta do for me. You got to keep your promise
All right guys um just to let you know this at this point. It's not longer family
Friendly just walk away. Thanks for watching go check out Maz and turtle they make crappy videos
We make
animations no
Okay, also for our next video
We're gonna be doing your challenges
So leave a comment saying something along the lines of hey Daniel eat a habanero pepper or hey Steven
Describe to us your ideal girlfriend or hey hilsa go ride a roller coaster
But you know don't suggest anything impossible because then we can't do it
You know and make sure you're right
Hey, insert person's name so that it makes it easier for us to find the comments got it. Got it, okay
All right now that that's out of the way boss
Please please continue so that the title is called the encounter Maz X James the odd ones out all right
Maz looked himself in the mirror one more time checking his beard and straightening his glasses the
Australian open the door and exited the room heading out into the Australian Sun his heart was puttering in his chest
And he wasn't ready, but he was he was gonna meet James. Aka. The odd ones out aka his crush
Suddenly his eyes glanced a blonde block on a tall figure, but like touched his face as the eyes turned from the fan
He was tending to Martha's caramel face flushed as they locked eyes before some stuff about the sprint towards a senpai
They finally reached each other and Mars extended his hand for a handshake James shook it up and pulled his friend into a hug
James arms wrapped around Mars tightly pulling him into his chest
And it was like time slowed for a second as we pulled into game breaks
Mars flushed harder now realizing that James would be so affectionate with him Mars
I'm so happy to see you the boy said my shook his head tried to clear the creeping thoughts that warned off his spine and
Through his body, and then a child cut him off James
Please sign my shirt the child cried and Mars long has Sam PI's attention. He felled jealousy for the kid for one second
Brat kid stealing my thunder okay, dad is it is it at this point?
I take out my katana and stab myself in the chest I do that
You like I chose to live, but it's not worth it anymore you killed
All time I've killed you all I am scary and no one can deny it
All he just wanted to prove us wrong from the beginning well if you step around till no a good job
You're smelling the video