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(coins dropping)
Oh-ho, yeah!
Oh, I love gambling. This is awesome.
Honey, that's just chump change.
The real action's at the table.
You know, I don't know how to play those games.
So I figured I'd start small, graduate to the big tables, you know?
You come to Atlantic City to be a pussy?
Get out there! Conquer! Hit the tables!
Say, can I borrow $1,000?
Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have that kind of money on me, but...
Well, how about 300?
300? All I got is $5 on a Best Buy gift card.
(chuckling)
Well, you've gotta share the wealth.
Let me have something!
(clears throat)
Just gotta saddle up to you here, buddy.
(whispers) Ow...
(normal voice) Blackjack?
Why not call it blackjill, right?
'Cause of women. Hey, oh, wow.
Hi.
Can I get you something to drink?
Oh, that's all right. I just got lost in there.
Somewhere in the deep blues.
Are they green or are they blue?
Yeah, okay.
Can I-- can I get you a drink?
Yes, yes, um,
how much is a Mountain Dew tequila?
Everything's free.
Was that-- what, really?
Yeah, as long as you're playing, everything's free.
Then I will be playin', right?
Yes.
And if you want one...
Okay.
Right.
You wanna hit or stay?
What-- what is that?
What does that-- What does that mean?
Hit means you want another card.
Stay means you don't.
21 is the objective of the game.
Okay.
So-- so the object here then being...
get to 21,
stay there, live there, breathe there, die there.
21's a winner.
No good.
All right!
♪♪
All right, let's go get our table.
Oh, no. It's the Koreans.
Should we just sit somewhere else?
Ah, but we need the outlets, and that's the only one.
Let's go talk to them.
Oh, excuse me. Hello.
My friends and I are sitting over there,
but unfortunately there's no outlet.
Only this one.
Would it be okay if we shared yours?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was just about to plug in my iPad.
Well, what percentage are you at?
89.
I don't like to be under 100.
Well... we will let you know
when you can come back.
Okay, how 'bout we check back in 15 minutes?
I said we will let you know.
(indistinct chatter)
(indistinct murmuring)
♪♪
Wow!
Eights for the Asian girl.
I guess I'm gonna split those up.
I wanna split those eights.
Those are the best split in the house.
Oh, thank you. They call me Kristi Yamaguchi.
Wanna hit?
Mm... hit that one.
And hit that one, thank you.
21! 21!
21 and a what?
Hit that up.
Yeah.
21!
For a total of 43-- 42.
(dealer chuckles)
♪♪
Go, blackjack, yeah!
You know what?
That is Sadie's first semester at Colgate.
And that is your first semester on an Alaskan cruise ship of your choice
because I want you to love you.
And tell Sadie she better stay off Twitter.
By the way, this color on you is just like a great green.
(women) Blackjack! Whoo!
Oh, you know, what happens in AC doesn't have to leave AC.
If you're busy later, I mean all you girls...
My husband thinks I'm a virgin.
Hell no!
♪♪
Blackjack! Yeah!
You know what, and that's why
I'm gonna pledge that to SAE.
Yeah! In the back.
21!
(women) Blackjack!
Blackjack!
Yeah!
You guys are hot.
How are you doing this?
It's like Number Bumble. You ever play Number Bumble?
It's a game I play on my iPad, too.
It's basically you assign a plus or minus to each of the cards.
As the cards get dealt around,
you see, you take note of the deck
and then you realize which cards are gonna come out
based on those number systems that you assigned.
It's like Number Bumble.
Like a Millennial version of counting cards?
Just a normal version of counting cards.
Better watch what you say, you know?
(murmuring)
What's wrong with that?
Homestretch. Oh, yeah!
(man) Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me!
I need you to come with me, ma'am.
We need you to leave, ma'am.
Counting cards is illegal,
as is taking selfies at a table,
as is not having shoes on.
Hey, wait.
I'll make you a deal. Make you a deal.
It's Atlantic City. I'll make you a deal.
I'm gonna put my shoes on real quick
so I have my shoes when--
Okay, all right? All right, you good with that?
I love you, girl.
Everyone meet me on the boardwalk!