10 Craziest Swimsuits Ever.
Number 10.
This Sexy Chest One Piece Swimsuit by Beloved Shirts, comes with the slogan: "Make the pool
boy say 'What The #^@&%#$!'" We believe the pool boy will instead be rendered
speechless and just spend the remainder of his time in the company of the person wearing
this suit looking for the nearest exit.
Should you still desire to scare the wits out of the unsuspecting guy cleaning your
pool, the suits sell for $44 on the company's website.
Number 9.
If the hairy chest swimsuit wasn't enough to freak the hired help out, this Shocked
Trump one piece should do the trick.
Also by Beloved Shirts, the suit features 45 with his mouth agape for a mere $49.99.
Before you head beachside, however, you have to wait about ten days for delivery, as every
Beloved Shirts suit is handmade.
Number 8.
If you like the idea of using solar energy to power up your electronics, you may really
like the idea of solar clothing.
There is a new solar concept that could help you look sexy and keep you cool at the beach
without an effort.
Designed by Andrew Schneider, the Solar Powered Bikini is part of his iDrink line.
This standard medium-sized bikini with a USB connection provides new and fun possibilities
with solar power.
Made with 1" x 4" photovoltaic film panels (which supply 6.5 volts at 1.5 amps), a solar
bikini like this can come in handy when you want to tan and stay refreshed at the same
time without getting in the water.
In other words, the solar bikini allows you to power up your ipod, keep your drink cold,
in an environmentally friendly manner, while you tan.
Number 7.
A German company invented this marvelous new bikini that disappears once a girl puts it
on and takes a swim.
The sexy swimsuit disappears by dissolving in water, leaving a woman completely nude
and embarrassed.
The sexy black swimsuit looks like a real bikini, feels like a real bikini and fits
like a real bikini.
The only difference is that it's made from a material that completely melts away after
a few seconds in water.
Named the "Get Nak3d Bikini," the item is being marketed as the ultimate form of revenge
for recently-dumped dudes.
Number 6.
Would you like to spend U.S. $30 million for a piece of bikini?
It sounds crazy but it's true.
The glittering $30 million bikini has been created by Susan Rosen with Steinmetz Diamonds.
This is the world's most expensive bikini, it uses all diamonds and no fabric.
The bikini features over 150 carats of D Flawless diamonds, including a 51 carat D Flawless
Pear Shape, a 30 carat D Flawless Emerald Cut,
a pair of 15 carat D Flawless Rounds and a pair of 8 carat D Flawless Pear Shapes all
set in platinum.
Number 5.
In 2014, 60-year-old entrepreneur Zhang Shifan made headlines worldwide for creating the
"facekini", a stretchy mask designed to protect beachgoers in China, where fair skin is prized.
Zhang attracted customers by convincing them they needed to protect themselves from ultraviolet
rays and dangerous jellyfish.
Her sixth collection features the world's most endangered animals, including giant pandas,
alligators, and Siberian tigers.
Despite the ridicule the suits have attracted, they are now popular across all demographics.
Number 4.
Now you're all maybe starting to think about your summer holidays, it might be a good idea
to think about ordering one of these cool bikinis with a built-in UV meter, especially
if you're a sun and sand type.
This SmartSwim Bikini from Solestrom is the world's first bikini to have a meter built
into the fabric.
The meter is battery-powered with a lifetime of up to two years; and is waterproof of course!
The UV meter displays an intensity "level" of ultra violet intensity on a scale from
0 to 20.
The SmartSwim Bikini costs about $170.
Number 3.
BBH Asia Pacific copywriter Douglas Hamilton believes you shouldn't let a minor thing like
the lack of a swimsuit stop you from jumping in the ocean.
The solution?
The ThingThong!
This product is for that ultra-last minute trip to the beach, adjustable elastic Y-straps
and the slipper itself will cover your modesty.
Number 2.
By far the most awesome Bikini ever, it's also the most impressive LED product.
Guys can use it for directions as well, it better be water-proof though.
This technology gives birth to a new term as well "Camel Glow".
It may be a little inappropriate, but it contains no Nudity.
Number 1.
This the half man-thong actually has a name: it's called a String Lateral Flash Bleu and
it is made by a company called Alter.
You can purchase the penis sock (because that's pretty much all it is) from the French underwear
website Inderwear.
But, please, do yourself a favor, don't!