ladies gentlemen hi my name is idris
elba and i have been set up completely
set up I know nothing about British
slang but I'm here to teach you British
slang ting
it just means thing you can say ting in
so many ways you can say like you know
we do lay up um I got this thing to do
what you've got your pockets let me see
you saying just my things you know it's
that kind of thing and it um it's useful
words next fit fit means you look good
like you're buff buff is another word
for good now this is a this is a fun one
you know because I was named sexiest man
of the year and what you could say is it
yourselfer is fit see what I did there
chirp sing - chirp someone is like if
you go into a pub and you see a girl and
you like well she's nice and when I go
and talk to her talking to her is called
chirps in in English rhyming slang we
say birds but for women it's not cool at
all but that's why it is bird and when
you talk to a bird you chirp and so your
chirps in a girl my chirps eat days are
over
Bening what it actually means is that I
when I'm Bening I'm laughing that man
that you could say like this yo oh I saw
my guiding of a day you know he had me
Bening Adam so little quick history
lesson here so cockney the word caught
me is I would say it's a people that
come from an area in East London that
area in East London is defined by the
bow bells the bow bells or church bells
that are in bow and when they ring they
have like a three mile radius of their
sound and if you are within that free
maría de s-- then you are technically a
cockney
and now the cockneys would use slang
and they will rhyme words with other
words and that's that's what cockney
rhyming slang is Adam and Eve believe
you could say I guess mate I saw this
purple dragon the other day I don't I
didn't believe ya
I don't Adam yeah I think I said could
use it Barney Barney is cockney rhyming
slang for Barney is for trouble so you
say like you know mate is gonna be some
Barney when he comes you know if you
don't clean this place up
it comes from Barney Rubble a Flintstone
character Rubble rhymes with trouble
shebang bait this is a bit more modern
it's kind of like saying putting
yourself out there it's like you're
gonna be embarrassed that's gonna be
bait like you're going into a restaurant
and you know you haven't got your wallet
you could say that is bait in it it's
kind of like getting affirmation and it
comes from ain't it or so isn't it so
it's become in it
it's obvious in it rare tear tear
I think rare tear tear means and blah
blah blah you know it's kind of like
saying and then rare tear tear
it's like saying there was a lot of Java
ranked something who's disgusting it's
like his rank in here you might say it's
like he took off his shoes in the
room it was ranked apples and
pears everyone knows this one even the
Americans know what going up the apples
and pears means it basically means
apples and pears stairs so I'm going to
go up the apples meet me up the apples
pears okay big up big up is just like
yep nice to see you man bigger just like
hail hail like they were doing Roman
times but instead of saying hail sounds
cooler to say Big Ups 11 OS if you've
got some 11 os's you've got trainers or
for my American friends sneakers that
are worth over a hundred and ten pounds
Oh Alan whicker's Alan whicker's ranted
knickers okay knickers and
no knickers are so no don't get you Alan
and a twist quite funny she was lovely
but she had no Alan's
I did enjoy the experience I learned a
few things I hope you did too
next thing I think I will do is go back
to the bow bells and renew my cockney
license and just get fairest of the
slang I wish you the best and his one
for you
this show was the dog's bollocks