-You look gorgeous, as always. -Thank you.
-Talk about gorgeous. Look at this right here.
Ooh, la-la, saison. -Thank you.
-I mean, this is the biggest magazine --
-I didn´t know you spoke French.
-Well... Un poquito.
[ Laughter ]
This is the largest magazine I´ve ever seen in my lifetime.
-Yeah, well, and the interesting thing --
-This is Hillary Clinton´s new book.
[ Laughter ]
-It´s unbelievable.
-I don´t know why she chose me for the cover...
-"Of your book?" -...but I´m really flattered.
-Honored, yeah. -Yeah.
-Well, this is gorgeous. -I said, "Of course."
-Of course. There´s different covers, right?
-Yeah, this is the Annie Leibovitz.
And then, I actually have --
I don´t own one of these,
´cause I thought that would be super modest.
-Yeah, just have it laying around your apartment,
like, "Oh, I guess I´m on the cover of
-That´s not me.
-No, it´s hard to find you in here.
None of these are you.
-This is the one with Bruce Weber.
-[ Gasps ] I love Bruce Weber.
-And I haven´t worked with Bruce Weber
since I was 15 and I did an Abercrombie shoot.
-Me too! Dude, I was --
[ Laughter ]
-And I have none of the pictures.
-I´m always shirtless at Abercrombie.
-None of the pictures ended up being useful,
because they told us to play football,
but it was, like -- you know, like, model football.
But I was like, red-faced,
sweating, nostrils flared, like, "Grr!"
At one point, a girl said, "Get her away from me."
[ Laughter ]
-Really? -Yeah.
And then when I went to do the shoot with Bruce -- hang on.
We did -- We had done this photo.
How does this work?
-It´s a magazine. Oh, wait.
Is that what it does?
-So we had done this photo, where my hair´s all greasy.
-Yeah.
And so, the next day, I showed up,
and I tried to wash my hair like six times,
and it just was not going anywhere.
And so I showed up, I hadn´t seen him since I was 15,
and all sweaty and disgusting.
I showed up like a grease ball.
They were like, [French accent] "What are we going to do?
We have to wash your hair."
[ Normal voice ] And, uh -- I speak French, too.
-Ooh, la-la, saison! -Oh, ah!
-Un poquito, yeah.
-You´re not the only one.
-Look at this -- the horse whisperer.
I mean, look at this.
-Yeah. I don´t know if the horse
was doing that because I was doing that.
-Yeah, are you frightening -- Was that real?
-It was real. -It was real.
-The horses were very --
-What were you saying to the horse?
-"Stand up."
[ Laughter ]
What else do you say to a horse?
-I don´t know, man.
But you grew up with horses, so this must have --
-I did, yeah. I grew up --
I grew up with horses.
-what was yours horse´s name? -Well, I had many horses.
-Bones was one.
-There was one horse named Bones.
Growing up on a farm, you have ups and downs.
There´s good things and very sad things.
I was at a cheerleading competition.
I was a cheerleader, which I´m really proud of.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
-I was at a cheerleading competition,
and my mom in the audience was mouthing something,
and I didn´t understand what she was saying,
and I was like, "What?"
And she was like, "Bones is dead."
[ Laughter ]
"Bones died!" And I was like, "What?"
-"Bones is dead!"
-Yeah, and she´s here, and I was like,
"Can you try to rethink what your thinking was
on the timing on that?" -Did you start crying?
-No, and then she just went into how --
what she´s getting my 3-year-old nephew
for his birthday.
She was like, "Did I tell you
what I´m getting Theo for his birthday?
Getting him a leaf blower. A real leaf blower."
[ Laughter ]
-"A real leaf blower." -"A real leaf blower."
-"Oh, he´s gonna love it." -Yeah.
-"He´ll be out there, blowing leaves."
-He actually really will. -He will?
How old is he?
-He´s turning 3, but he loves engines, trains, locomotives.
Is that what they´re called? -Yeah.
-Oh, cool.
-Yeah, well, I don´t think you´re getting him a locomotive.
-I don´t know why I keep drinking this water.
-It´s ´cause water´s good for you.
I remember, as a kid, I really wanted a metal detector.
That´s what I wanted. [ Laughter ]
I don´t live by the beach.
I didn´t grow up --
I just had my back and my front yard.
-Oh, I was picturing -- Oh, you mean the scanner.
I thought you meant the kind we walk through at the airport.
[ Laughter ] -What?! No!
-I joined the TSA when I was 3 years old, yeah.
-I begged for and finally got a clap on/clap off in my room.
Oh, it was sick. -It didn´t quite work.
My grandparents had that, and they had it hooked
into their Christmas tree but also the television.
-Oh, my God. -It was so awful.
´Cause they would be like -- [ Claps ]
And I would just run into there --
I would run into the room, clap, and then leave the room.
And the tree would go off, the TV would turn on.
They loved me. I was a great grandkid.
[ Laughter ] -You sound like a hoot.
-I know, yeah. I want to talk to you
about reality shows, because I heard
that you like reality shows, and I love them, I´m obsessed.
What do you -- -Bravo? Is it Bravo?
-Bravo´s on in my household 24/7.
-I am a...I guess kind of a producer
of all of "The Real Housewives," Andy Cohen and I.
-That is not true at all. -I would call us colleagues.
-You and Andy Cohen?
-Yeah, I get really passionate, and I give him a lot of advice.
-Wait. I do, too. -I know, really?
But do you text him? -Yeah, I --
Do you make a difference in the show, like me?
[ Laughter ] -I´ve never made a dent.
Do you really? Have you changed the --
-I mean, we´ll see, ´cause one of the star´s fate
is kind of in my hands, so... [ Laughter ]
-This is insane. -Not to brag.
-Which one do you watch?
-Well, I have different --
With "Beverly Hills," my friends
and I have a drinking game of anytime Lisa Rinna
says her husband´s full name, Harry Hamlin.
She always calls -- Have you guys ever noticed that?
She always goes, "Harry Hamlin´s on his way."
And so we have a drinking game for that.
-Every time she says his full name, yeah.
-But when I found out
when Luann announced her divorce to Tom,
I was horrified and shocked, and my stomach dropped,
because I realized that I had just seen the reunion,
which means they aren´t filming.
And so I texted Andy, and I was like,
"Get a camera in Ramona´s face right now."
And I also told him to show the interview --
or, not the interview but the moment in the Berkshires
where Bethenny´s crying and going,
"I just don´t think your guy´s a good guy."
Anyway, I don´t know. -No, that´s good!
-It´s hard to explain the ways of producing
you know, if you´re not a producer, so...
-Oh, my gosh. You are un--
Does Andy every call you and give you ideas for your --
-You wouldn´t get it.
-"It´s a little bit over your head.
You wouldn´t get it."
Does Andy ever call you and give you notes
on your acting?
-He doesn´t say the same thing about me.
-Yeah, no, yeah.