- I need you to tell me how this happened.
- What? There was some photographers.
- Look, does this even look like dancing to you?
- That's just a little bit of me being me.
- No, Albert, that's you being a lot of bit
of something you don't need to ever be again.
- What? It's just one dance.
- No. One dance, one look, one kiss.
That's all we get, Albert.
Just one shot to make the difference
between happily ever after and,
"Oh, he's just some guy I went to some thing with once".
All right?
What?
- You said kiss.
- Is that a problem?
- It's not a problem, but I don't know--
This is Allegra Cole. - Albert.
Eight out of 10 women believe that the first kiss
will tell them everything they need to know
about a relationship.
And believe me, she has definitely thought about it.
- She has?
- Oh, of course.
I mean, not that she's gonna act on it,
so it's no real big deal.
- All right, well it's no big deal then.
- Well, it's a very big deal, Albert!
- Huge. Monumental.
You are not listen-
I need you to wrap your head around this.
Tomorrow night, Allegra Cole could have her last first kiss.
All right, come on. Just show me what you got.
- What do you mean?
- Just show me how you would kiss me.
- Well I wouldn't kiss you.
- I'm not me, I'm Allegra.
- But you're really not.
- Okay, Albert, end of the night,
you're dropping me off at home.
Show me the magic.
- Yeah, you know, I'm really not comfortable with this. I-
- God, Albert. I had such a wonderful time with you.
- [Albert] Yeah, how about those Knicks, huh?
- You see what I'm doing? All right?
This is a signal, okay?
I'm fiddling with my keys, all right?
A woman that doesn't want a kiss takes the keys out,
puts them in the door, goes in the house.
A woman that wants to kiss, she fiddles.
(jingling)
I'm fiddling.
(jingling)
- Okay, you have a good night now.
- You see what I'm doing?
- Robbing me?
- No. See, this is what most guys do.
They rush in to take the kiss. But you're not most guys.
See, the secret to a kiss is to go 90% of the way,
and then hold.
- For how long?
- As long as it takes for her to come the other 10.
- Okay, 90/10. Got it.
- Okay, come on. Shake it off. It's your turn.
(jingling)
I had a really nice time tonight, Albert.
- I had a great time tonight too, Allegra.
With a beard.
(sensual jazz music)
(sensual jazz music continues)
What's up?
- I'm not feeling it.
- What do you mean? I gave 90.
- I'm just not feeling like you want it.
Look, I'm Allegra Cole, the woman of your dreams.
The woman whose green eyes are limpid pools of desire.
Now show me the magic, Albert.
Show me the magic.
What the hell was that?
- I'm showing you the magic! I-
- No, I said come 90, then I come 10.
You don't go the whole hundred!
My mouth was open, Albert. You overeager son of a... (gags)
- Other than that, how was it?